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In Other News – 28 May 2013

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I may have bitten off more than I can chew. Literally. I called it the Infinite Vetkoek. A vetkoek to end all vetkoeks. A challenge for only the gutsiest of men. And I failed to conquer it. The vetkoek has won, the vetkoek has won…

In Other News: No pals on the Wii U Sniper rifle, ze Chermans like Nintendo, a new quest in Final Fantasy IX and the return of MACGRUBER!

Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy containing the omega dough product within me.

News

PS4 No DRM sparks a response from Sony execs
Sniper Online V2 has no online co-op for the Wii U
Wargaming to reveal first title at E3 2013
DayZ mastermind conquers Everest, is back in studio
A new Final Fantasy IX quest has been discovered
New Nintendo Direct Japan to focus on Monster Hunter 4 and Ace Attorney 5
Ebay Germany supports the Wii U’s lack of restrictions
Counter-Strike Global Offensive gets new community moderation

Stuff

200 people, retro multiplayer, no internet
The ten weirdest simulation games ever made
Building Sony characters one polygon at a time
Gaming tax credits – A developer’s guide to free money

Videos

Deadpool – S$%^ just got real
Combat Facts – Weapon profile: Steyr Aug
Wargame – Airland battle: The dynamic campaign

What’s on at The Movies

It’s big cigars and even bigger hair in these set pics for David Russell’s American Hustle
Steven Soderbergh is in The Knick with Clive Owen
Don’t ever expect the Coen brothers to make a Big Lebowski sequel
MacGrunber 2 is on the way MAAACGRUUUUUUBER!
Rumour – Guardians of the Galaxy plot details revealed, including John C Reilly’s role

Model: Aleksandr Mavrin

Last Updated: May 28, 2013

17 Comments

  1. and still no zoe… maybe she’ll be the home grown ion

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    • Admiral Chief Commander

      May 28, 2013 at 16:15

      sad panda is me

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  2. Trevor Davies

    May 28, 2013 at 16:11

    I am suspicious. Aleksandr is a boys name.

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    • BacchusZA

      May 28, 2013 at 16:33

      Heh you’re right, Aleksandr Mavrin is the photographer, not the model. Some rather NSFW images in his portfolio too, judging by a quick Google image search…..

      Reply

  3. Scruff304

    May 28, 2013 at 16:12

    What the hell is that!!!

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    • Admiral Chief Commander

      May 28, 2013 at 16:18

      i know man, who paints pillars in such a weird pattern? are they trying to attract bees or what?

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      • Scruff304

        May 28, 2013 at 16:21

        Ha ha. I know right! And she not going to get very far with that board… It clearly has a hole in it…

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        • Anon A Mouse

          May 28, 2013 at 16:28

          Probably because it’s a windsurfing board, in a swimming pool, indoors…

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  4. Tasty peas mixed with porridge

    May 28, 2013 at 16:33

    Do you mean the ONE Vetkoek?

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  5. KingKappie

    May 28, 2013 at 16:54

    she is a butter-face

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    • Weanerdog

      May 28, 2013 at 20:30

      Better than a butter-penis

      Reply

  6. Johan du Preez

    May 29, 2013 at 13:06

    im blind!!!!

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    • Admiral Chief Commander

      May 29, 2013 at 13:18

      so proof that too much masturbation makes you blind…

      not sure i approve of the image you chose to inflict the blindness, but then again, you will not be able to see my comment here (the blindness), hence i am talking to myself again.

      doh

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      • Johan du Preez

        May 29, 2013 at 15:56

        LOL

        The hotness blinded me 🙁 or it might be that the masturbation rumors are true :/

        Reply

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