You might have noticed a fresh face on the website today. That’s because we’ve got the ever-enthusiastic Zoe Hawkens on our side for the foreseeable future, while Yolanda recuperates from what was an epic Metallica concert. We’re showing her the ropes breaking her in real nice and slow. Heck, she’s even learnt how to insult my intelligence/sexuality/charisma/lifestyle/hobbies/cooking/choice of movies already!
In Other News: John Goodman was supposed to be in Heavy Rain, 2K is a no go at E3, Skullgirls adds a new fighter, how long it will take to beat a weird Japanese game and Rocky is on Broadway.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy having wonderfully fast internet.
News
FPS titles linked with better short term memory
Beyond: Two Souls campaign lasts ten hours
Shin Megami Tensei is over 50 hours long
2K confirms no showroom presence at E3
Heavy Rain was written for John Goodman and Clive Owen
Original Shantae to appear on 3DS virtaul console by June
Epic’s head of marketing jumps ship to work on Halo
Skullgirls reveals third crowd-funded DLC character, Eliza
Stuff
If Bioshock Infinite was an anime
Matter of perspective – Killzone
Meet the new king of Metal Gear cosplay
Ten Nintendo franchises that need the 3DS treatment
Videos
Atlantica – Developer Diary: New class tips
Dragon’s Prophet – Guild trailer
Mars War Logs – Launch trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Yo Adrian! Rocky is headed to Broadway
Die Antwoord are going to pop up in Neil Blomkamp’s sci-fi comedy Chappie
Monday Box Office Report – Pain and Gain flexes some muscle
Shoot to thrill in this new trailer for RED 2
Zack Snyder talks Man of Steel
Model: Victoria Withers
Last Updated: April 29, 2013
Admiral Chief Erwin
April 29, 2013 at 16:02
O_O Darryn can cook???
Anon A Mouse
April 29, 2013 at 16:12
Who else is going to make the sammiches?
Rince da Ref Lvl2
April 29, 2013 at 16:22
His nurse? trolololol
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
April 29, 2013 at 19:55
DOES NOT COMPUTE! I saw those pictures of Darryn’s room.. and all the Debonaire pizza boxes he has…
Admiral Chief Erwin
April 29, 2013 at 16:03
For a moment I thought Zoe was going to be the ION header
Zoe
April 29, 2013 at 16:33
maybe later this week… didn’t you read that they’re breaking me in nice and slow?
Admiral Chief Erwin
April 30, 2013 at 07:44
Oh I like this one.
Geoff, Gav, she is a keeper!
Scruff304
April 30, 2013 at 08:58
Makes fun of Brenda, check. Witty comments, check. Wants breaking in, check… Yup, def a keeper! xD
Admiral Chief Erwin
April 30, 2013 at 09:06
I know right?
Admiral Chief Erwin
April 30, 2013 at 07:44
Oh I like this one.
Geoff, Gav, she is a keeper!
Admiral Chief Erwin
April 29, 2013 at 16:03
Need a hand?
XDXDXD
umar bastra
April 29, 2013 at 16:04
Shin Megami Tensei is over 50 hours long
yay
Anon A Mouse
April 29, 2013 at 16:12
Looks like the blonde gene is strong in this one. There is a use for those bra straps there Miss Whiters.
Oh and Darryn, I think you spelled Zoe’s surname wrong. Upvote for the amount of times that Zoe can bitchslap Brenda.
Sageville
April 29, 2013 at 16:19
Musta been a hectic “Jumping on the bed” session.
HvR
April 29, 2013 at 16:21
Somebody should buy her this book…
Major Commodore 64 Darryn B
April 29, 2013 at 16:23
It’s my subtle and completely ineffective way at getting back at her. Just ask Erwinnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
Admiral Chief Erwin
April 30, 2013 at 07:40
*AHEM*
haha, yup, still ineffective
Admiral Chief Erwin
April 30, 2013 at 07:40
*AHEM*
haha, yup, still ineffective
Zoe
April 29, 2013 at 16:32
got my upvote 😉
umar bastra
April 29, 2013 at 16:35
Call of duty: Patrik Swayze
FoxOneZA - The Chosen One
April 29, 2013 at 18:04
Picked up NFS: Hot Pursuit 3 Bulletstorm @ 29 each and Deus EX: HR for R59 at a Musica clearance sale on PC and Xbox games.
Admiral Chief Erwin
April 30, 2013 at 07:41
Haha Bulletstorm FTW.
BEST.QUOTES.IN.GAME.EVER!!!!
Admiral Chief Erwin
April 30, 2013 at 07:41
Haha Bulletstorm FTW.
BEST.QUOTES.IN.GAME.EVER!!!!
Blackhawk
April 30, 2013 at 07:06
FYI, it’s Victoria Winters. Not Withers. Although, there is nothing cold about this ION 😀