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In Other News – 29 April 2013

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Victoria Withers

You might have noticed a fresh face on the website today. That’s because we’ve got the ever-enthusiastic Zoe Hawkens on our side for the foreseeable future, while Yolanda recuperates from what was an epic Metallica concert. We’re showing her the ropes breaking her in real nice and slow. Heck, she’s even learnt how to insult my intelligence/sexuality/charisma/lifestyle/hobbies/cooking/choice of movies already!

In Other News: John Goodman was supposed to be in Heavy Rain, 2K is a no go at E3, Skullgirls adds a new fighter, how long it will take to beat a weird Japanese game and Rocky is on Broadway.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy having wonderfully fast internet.

News

FPS titles linked with better short term memory
Beyond: Two Souls campaign lasts ten hours
Shin Megami Tensei is over 50 hours long
2K confirms no showroom presence at E3
Heavy Rain was written for John Goodman and Clive Owen
Original Shantae to appear on 3DS virtaul console by June
Epic’s head of marketing jumps ship to work on Halo
Skullgirls reveals third crowd-funded DLC character, Eliza

Stuff

If Bioshock Infinite was an anime
Matter of perspective – Killzone
Meet the new king of Metal Gear cosplay
Ten Nintendo franchises that need the 3DS treatment

Videos

Atlantica – Developer Diary: New class tips
Dragon’s Prophet – Guild trailer
Mars War Logs – Launch trailer

What’s on at The Movies

Yo Adrian! Rocky is headed to Broadway
Die Antwoord are going to pop up in Neil Blomkamp’s sci-fi comedy Chappie
Monday Box Office Report – Pain and Gain flexes some muscle
Shoot to thrill in this new trailer for RED 2
Zack Snyder talks Man of Steel

Model: Victoria Withers

Last Updated: April 29, 2013

38 Comments

  1. O_O Darryn can cook???

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    • Anon A Mouse

      April 29, 2013 at 16:12

      Who else is going to make the sammiches?

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      • Rince da Ref Lvl2

        April 29, 2013 at 16:22

        His nurse? trolololol

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    • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

      April 29, 2013 at 19:55

      DOES NOT COMPUTE! I saw those pictures of Darryn’s room.. and all the Debonaire pizza boxes he has…

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  2. Admiral Chief Erwin

    April 29, 2013 at 16:03

    For a moment I thought Zoe was going to be the ION header

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    • Zoe

      April 29, 2013 at 16:33

      maybe later this week… didn’t you read that they’re breaking me in nice and slow?

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      • Admiral Chief Erwin

        April 30, 2013 at 07:44

        Oh I like this one.
        Geoff, Gav, she is a keeper!

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        • Scruff304

          April 30, 2013 at 08:58

          Makes fun of Brenda, check. Witty comments, check. Wants breaking in, check… Yup, def a keeper! xD

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          • Admiral Chief Erwin

            April 30, 2013 at 09:06

            I know right?

      • Admiral Chief Erwin

        April 30, 2013 at 07:44

        Oh I like this one.
        Geoff, Gav, she is a keeper!

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  3. Admiral Chief Erwin

    April 29, 2013 at 16:03

    Need a hand?
    XDXDXD

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  4. umar bastra

    April 29, 2013 at 16:04

    Shin Megami Tensei is over 50 hours long

    yay

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  5. Anon A Mouse

    April 29, 2013 at 16:12

    Looks like the blonde gene is strong in this one. There is a use for those bra straps there Miss Whiters.

    Oh and Darryn, I think you spelled Zoe’s surname wrong. Upvote for the amount of times that Zoe can bitchslap Brenda.

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    • Sageville

      April 29, 2013 at 16:19

      Musta been a hectic “Jumping on the bed” session.

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    • HvR

      April 29, 2013 at 16:21

      Somebody should buy her this book…

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    • Major Commodore 64 Darryn B

      April 29, 2013 at 16:23

      It’s my subtle and completely ineffective way at getting back at her. Just ask Erwinnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

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      • Admiral Chief Erwin

        April 30, 2013 at 07:40

        *AHEM*

        haha, yup, still ineffective

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      • Admiral Chief Erwin

        April 30, 2013 at 07:40

        *AHEM*

        haha, yup, still ineffective

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    • Zoe

      April 29, 2013 at 16:32

      got my upvote 😉

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  6. umar bastra

    April 29, 2013 at 16:35

    Call of duty: Patrik Swayze

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  7. FoxOneZA - The Chosen One

    April 29, 2013 at 18:04

    Picked up NFS: Hot Pursuit 3 Bulletstorm @ 29 each and Deus EX: HR for R59 at a Musica clearance sale on PC and Xbox games.

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    • Admiral Chief Erwin

      April 30, 2013 at 07:41

      Haha Bulletstorm FTW.
      BEST.QUOTES.IN.GAME.EVER!!!!

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    • Admiral Chief Erwin

      April 30, 2013 at 07:41

      Haha Bulletstorm FTW.
      BEST.QUOTES.IN.GAME.EVER!!!!

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  8. Blackhawk

    April 30, 2013 at 07:06

    FYI, it’s Victoria Winters. Not Withers. Although, there is nothing cold about this ION 😀

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