Can you believe it? We’ve just clocked the first month of a new year in the face. January is dine, dead and ready to be buried this weekend, as we move into February. My most hated of months, because nobody ever accepts the true love that I have for my Hatsune Miku body pillow. You’ll see. You ‘ll all see that true love can conquer any prejudice!
In Other News: Battlefield Hardline is big yo, I suddenly remember that the Ouya was once a thing, Rovio’s head of games flies the coop and Smash Bros adds some huge free content.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy learning how to skateboard again. Painfully.
News
Battlefield Hardline beta will be 11GB, pre-load date revealed
Hyrule Warriors had the most successful launch of any Musou game in the U.S.
Ouya scores $10 million cash injection – rumour
Heroes of Might and Magic III HD hits Steam, iOS, and Android today
Huge Smash Bros Wii U update adds 15 new stages to eight-player Smash
Rovio’s head of games flies the coop
Spotify comes to PSN as ‘PlayStation Music’
Valve: Steam Workshop creators have earned over $57 million
Stuff
The hidden meaning behind the name of one Pokémon region
Digital Archaeology: How DoubleFine, LucasArts, Disney and Sony resurrected Grim Fandango
I totally did not realise that Amiibos were this popular
Performance Analysis: Dying Light
Videos
League Of Legends – Curse of the sad mummy trailer
Combo Queen – Launch trailer
Samurai Gunn – Mac launch trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Jason Momoa talks Aquaman
New promo teaser for Agents of SHIELD is all about the season launch
M Night Shyamalan ponders an Unbreakable sequel
This new teaser trailer for The Divergent Series: Insurgent is the one
Meet the super dinosaur of Jurassic World, the Indominus Rex
You’re basically f***ed in this trailer for video game adaptation Dead Rising: Watchtower
Movies out today: War movies and woeful remakes
Fight the power in this first trailer for Ted 2
We Review Fury – War is (an authentic and emotionally gripping) hell!
Model: Shatenka Vzglyad
Last Updated: January 30, 2015
Lardus-Resident Perve
January 30, 2015 at 16:02
What a name! What a …enjoy the weekend peoples!
Hammersteyn
January 30, 2015 at 16:05
Google be like
Did you mean: ??????? ??????
Ghost In The Rift
January 30, 2015 at 16:06
LOL!!!
I cannot get that ass out of my mind…Miranda HELP!!!!
Spaffy
January 30, 2015 at 16:09
I saw that lol
Hammersteyn
January 30, 2015 at 16:10
Looks like a dudes name. Watehka Bernra
Tosh MA
January 30, 2015 at 16:14
Not what she said?
Spaffy
January 30, 2015 at 16:41
I have a comeback somewhere… but it’s Friday afternoon so fukit.
gg.
Quo Vadis?
January 30, 2015 at 16:16
Is she a pornstar?
Hammersteyn
January 30, 2015 at 16:25
Don’t think so. Usually the first google results are a clear indication
Quo Vadis?
January 30, 2015 at 16:36
oh ok :'””””(
Hammersteyn
February 2, 2015 at 07:55
hahahahha
Ghost In The Rift
January 30, 2015 at 16:03
DAT ASS…O_0
Hammersteyn
January 30, 2015 at 16:05
Heroes of Might and Magic III is still the best in the series for me. They never should have gone 3D
Tosh MA
January 30, 2015 at 16:06
People will be saying this about VR in a few years.
Ryanza
January 30, 2015 at 16:10
Gaming with Alessandro:
http://38.media.tumblr.com/176f833abab159822a796b2984d4c9e7/tumblr_nbquovYtkE1r122xxo1_500.jpg
lol.
Ryanza
January 30, 2015 at 18:10
http://i.imgur.com/1GRVmlt.jpg
Kensei Seraph
February 2, 2015 at 08:24
I didn’t realise that you were that … “fascinated” with Geralt.
Or that your real name was Jastrid.
Spaffy
January 30, 2015 at 16:11
I wouldn’t call Hardline big at 11gb. They have patches bigger than that.
Hammersteyn
January 30, 2015 at 16:11
There will only be one patch for hardline though – said no one ever.
Spaffy
January 30, 2015 at 16:12
Day one will probably be 11gb.
ReaperOfSquirrels
January 30, 2015 at 16:26
That’s just the beta though
Spaffy
January 30, 2015 at 16:42
Yea, but doesn’t the beta consist of most of the game files?
HvR
January 30, 2015 at 16:22
Left to Right Nekkid: The Return.
Blood Emperor Trevor
January 30, 2015 at 17:30
I just got a 60% off coupon for Fable Anniversary. I’m not interested in the game, but I was curious how much it would cost now. $21 after discount. But that’s not the best part… IT FUCKING HAS DLC TOO. WTF?
It’s the remaster of a 10? year old game AND it has DLC? Come on.
Ryanza
January 30, 2015 at 18:00
I liked Fable 1 from back in the day. But Fable 1 is so short and doesn’t have the world of content. I don’t understand why the remastered edition has to come with DLC when that DLC should have been added to the game. The DLC is just a few cloths and weapon options and all together costs R500. The whole game is not even worth R500.
Ceyber, The Metal Rabbit
January 30, 2015 at 18:37
Have a great weekend everybody. I’ll just leave this here, think I’ll give the current Remaster a miss and savour the memories for now. That game deserves a remake of this calibre.
http://i.imgur.com/NLxZe3B.jpg
Admiral Chief
January 30, 2015 at 21:08
I love my month actually, 1 Feb
*wink wink nudge nudge*