And thus another month has been broken, much like my jeans after a Friday binge in a candy shop. You were a worthy foe July, but even you could not stand forever. And with you out of the way, nothing shall stop me from destroying the last remainings months! Mwahahahahahaha!
In Other News: What’s up with the gold chests in Destiny, breaking a speed limit in Halo, Mario Kart 8 sells well but the Wii U still struggles and eating out in Final Fantasy.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy motivating people by threatening to make them look like Mel Gibson’
News
Wii U gets creepier with Lone Survivor
You won’t be decapitating anyone in Assassin’s Creed Unity
Hearthstone opens up the plague quarter tonight
Cooking Mama looks odd in 3D
Mario Kart 8 nears 3 million in sales, but can’t drive Wii U recovery
Halo speedrun world record broken again
Two Tribes reveals robot hacking shooter Rive
What’s up with Destiny’s golden chests
Stuff
Tokyo’s new Final Fantasy cafe is beautiful
The problem with fear
And you say it has cruise control and an air con?
Videos
Pac-Man and the ghostly adventures 2 – SDCC trailer
Cloud Chamber – Launch trailer
Trials Fusion – Riders of the Rustlands trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Guardians Of The Galaxy animated series announced
This trailer for Vikings Season 3 will have you reaching for your shields
This new trailer for Constantine is a nasty piece of work
This extended red band trailer for Sin City: A Dame To Kill For just soils everybody
Fifty Shades Of Grey is 2014’s most watched trailer so far
Midweek Mouth Off – What was missing from Comic Con 2014?
Tony Kgoroge of Cold Harbour wins best actor award
Ra’s Al Ghul rears his ugly demon head in Arrow Season 3
Model: Shermie
Last Updated: July 30, 2014
Sith JJ
July 30, 2014 at 16:06
Starting to feel like Santa here, but I once again have game keys that I have nothing to do with.
So I’m handing them out.
Just Cause 1
For the fair prize above, tell me this:
Who does NOT wear eyeliner?
Nah, just kidding, that’s too obvious.
Any takers?
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
July 30, 2014 at 16:07
YOU DO YOU DO YOU DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
CLEOPATRA!!!
Sith JJ
July 30, 2014 at 16:08
Hmmmphhhhhhh
So much for that. 😉
Sith JJ
July 30, 2014 at 16:26
Really, no one?
I’m leaving work in half an hour, after that I’ll only reappear on LGz again tomorrow morning. So speak now or only be heard in over 12 hours.
Hammersteyn
July 30, 2014 at 16:27
How do you use keys to play games? Is this some PC magic?
Sith JJ
July 30, 2014 at 16:29
It is. Steamy magic.
VampyreSquirrel
July 30, 2014 at 16:31
No thanks… Played and finished that a while back already.
Hammersteyn
July 30, 2014 at 16:09
Share me? 😛
Hammersteyn
July 30, 2014 at 16:10
Wait till she sees my gun……………………….
*Cries in the corner
Sith JJ
July 30, 2014 at 16:12
That was false advertising. I refreshed and no image. Damn it!
Then again, I should probably be thanking you. Not sure if I want to see your gun.
Hammersteyn
July 30, 2014 at 16:16
Well discuss only allows an image file size of to 2MB to be uploaded and I need at least 12MB Bwahahahaha
Sith JJ
July 30, 2014 at 16:16
You know that making it bigger only reduces the quality, right? 😉
Hammersteyn
July 30, 2014 at 16:18
That’s not what she said
VampyreSquirrel
July 30, 2014 at 16:14
I just sat and read user reviews for Day-Z, Rust and Nether… and have come to the conclusion that most people playing said games are total A-Holes.
Sith JJ
July 30, 2014 at 16:15
Haha. What makes you say that? Although I think I know what you’re referring to (I haven’t played one of them myself).
VampyreSquirrel
July 30, 2014 at 16:18
Lol… just go onto those games on Steam and read the reviews… some of them are funny as hell.
Sith JJ
July 30, 2014 at 16:22
I have actually, that’s why I’m asking. Imprisoning people and keeping them alive. Some mad people.
I’m playing The Forest now (when I’m brave enough to) and it’s quite similar, only it’s SP. Though they have a co-op mode coming.
VampyreSquirrel
July 30, 2014 at 16:30
It’s not just that… the stories of people dying absolutely constantly or helping people just to get killed by them… *shakes head*… I’m surprised there isn’t more stories like that from 7 Days to Die.
Sith JJ
July 30, 2014 at 16:33
Haha. Oh yes. I saw one of those. I know one person who would do things like that. We don’t hang out much.
VampyreSquirrel
July 30, 2014 at 16:35
Is his name Nick or Jason? XD
Sith JJ
July 30, 2014 at 16:39
Hahaha. Nick is many things (like many many) but he’s not a douche.
Trevor, on the other hand, he’s the most trustworthy guy you can never trust. 😛
Hammersteyn
July 30, 2014 at 16:18
No surprises really (refresh for image)
VampyreSquirrel
July 30, 2014 at 16:20
O_o
Unavengedavo
July 30, 2014 at 18:59
Sith JJ
July 31, 2014 at 07:07
As epic as this video is, I prefer this one.
Hammersteyn
July 31, 2014 at 07:48
NEW RINGTONE!
Hammersteyn
July 31, 2014 at 07:48
Bwahahahaha
Kensei Seraph
July 31, 2014 at 08:52
I just watched an Avo video without realizing it and I’m not traumatized!?!
Unavengedavo
July 31, 2014 at 09:00
But pair it wit the picture above. Plus the song will be stuck in your head for the foreseeable future
Kensei Seraph
July 31, 2014 at 09:07
I’ve browsed Yui’s fanart thread on the Warframe forums.
I have already faced the worst that unicorns can throw at me and emerged mostly sane.
This video has no power over me.
Kensei Seraph
July 31, 2014 at 08:49
Meet the Unicorn Frame.
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/131/c/5/warframe___unicorn_frame_by_yuikami_da-d64x0mv.jpg
Anon A Mouse
July 30, 2014 at 17:03
Darryl you do realize that July has 31 days? You still have another day before you can claim victory.
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
July 30, 2014 at 17:14
Urm I hate to be the bearer of bad news but there is still 1 more day of July left. 31 days bru. Sorry.