Gamescom has officially begun and our people on the ground are wearing holes in their shoes in order to bring us all the coverage. Of course, the people back home aren’t just twiddling thumbs, either. Darryn and I have concluded that we are the Wonder Twins. That, or I am the Shawn Michaels to his Hunter. Isn’t that just a lovely mental image?
In Other News: Fable Legends isn’t ghetto, Hearthstone gets ranked, Miss Piggy and Kermit call it quits and wow the Porras suck at Cuphead.
Here’s the news we did and didn’t post today because we were too busy cycling the droplet.
News
Fable Legends “isn’t a ghetto PC port”
Elite: Dangerous gets Horizons expansion, planetary landings
Hearthstone adds jousting, new monthly ranked rewards
Stuff
The New Silent Hill Will Break Your Heart
The latest celebrity breakup is especially heartbreaking
Destiny players have clocked up 2 billion hours
Vidja
Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Siege –Spectator Mode Walkthrough
Divinity: Original Sin – Enhanced Edition | Overview trailer | PS4
CALL OF DUTY BLACK OPS 3 – Single-player fun with friends
Gamescom 2015
Call of Duty: Black Ops III Campaign Hands-On–Droning in the deep
Everything you might have missed from Xbox’s Gamescom press conference
Gamescom 2015- Vlog : Xbox Press Conference, and Guitar Hero Live Shredding
Guitar Hero Live Preview: the boys are back in town!
Gamescom 2015 – Cuphead killed me with carrots, and I loved it
Gamescom 2015 – EA press conference round-up
The Movies
With great power comes greater irresponsibility in these first trailers for DEADPOOL!
FANTASTIC FOUR early buzz – Updated with official critic reviews
Midweek Movie Mouth-off: your favourite single take
SA’s Weekend Top 10 (31 July to 2 August)
WIN double tickets to the VATICAN TAPES screening
Ordinary people do extraordinary things in this trailer for gay rights drama STONEWALL
Something about this trailer for THE INTERN makes me feel calm
No more good nights in this trailer for GOODNIGHT MOMMY
Last Updated: August 5, 2015
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 5, 2015 at 16:02
Hunter? More like X-Pac #amirite!
Lardus-Resident Perve
August 5, 2015 at 16:23
Hahaha!
Captain JJ Fantasticus
August 5, 2015 at 16:44
Haha
Lord Chaos
August 5, 2015 at 16:03
A Silent Hill slot machine??
When you’ve lost all your money Pyramid Head’s sword comes out and impales you?
Dutch Matrix
August 5, 2015 at 16:14
No. Your wife impales you with her sword. Or reveals that two weeks before you met, she was a man.
Brady miaau
August 5, 2015 at 16:11
Hey, nice kid in the header.
I mean, I feel safe and secure just looking at. No instinctive feeling of protecting my throat or anything.
Pariah
August 5, 2015 at 16:13
THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT HEADER! I have sleeping problems as it is. No sleep for me tonight. :/
Brady miaau
August 5, 2015 at 16:15
I read a news article on, possibly, one of the vilest movies ever made. Got an insects name.. I just read the article, where it described some of the movie and why the ratings boards world wide had such issues with it.
My imagination is a wonderful thing, serves me very well most of the time. But sometimes I get a bad thing stuck in there, like the “pig skin wearing people” (gas masks supposedly) from French guy prophecies of our times, when like 5, stuck with me. stupid thing.
What is the saying? In the dark, when the demons come….. crap stuff
Dutch Matrix
August 5, 2015 at 16:19
Kinda makes imagining me pull an orgasm face easy to stomach, right?
Pariah
August 5, 2015 at 16:32
Nope. You are incorrect. I’ll take the header image, thanks.
Hammersteyn
August 5, 2015 at 17:02
Why are you scared? You’re bigger than her.
Dutch Matrix
August 5, 2015 at 16:18
Fuck that kid is Chucky incarnate…
Dutch Matrix
August 5, 2015 at 16:21
Also. I am kind of worried why a mom-to-be would post such imagery. Just who is the father of her child? Satan?
Viking Of Science
August 5, 2015 at 16:39
now is the best opportunity to post this video!
https://youtu.be/VYvMOf3hsGA
Featuring the story of Triple H (and some Shawn Michaels)
justlikemo
August 5, 2015 at 17:02
bit of other news, awesomenauts releases their 2.12 patch today, if anyone cares,
Capcom has a great bundle special on humble bundle today as well – aybe Geoff can get a kick out of this.
Ottokie
August 5, 2015 at 17:39
So I wanted to play games when I got back home…
Pedro Pereira
August 6, 2015 at 00:11
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Pedro Pereira
August 6, 2015 at 00:12
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