In the entertainment world so strongly ruled by the conservative Americans it’s nice to see Japan striding out alone and creating entertainment that not only ignores clothing and logic, but also social values and good acting.
In this trailer below we get to see what looks to be quite an entertaining fighting game with some overly skimpy costumes, but that isn’t anything new to gaming.
However, it then veers into the world of “what the hell” and we get a real life action trailer of two geeky looking Japanese men trying to push fruit sales on a conservative looking Japanese lady. It all ends with one holding a banana at his crotch and the other putting strawberries over his nipples.
I bet you think I’m lying, here take a look.
For those who can’t view videos at the office, we haven’t forgotten about you and here are some great screenshots showing the absolute class that is Japanese game development.
Now if I told you that someone was creating an open world, explorative zombie slashing game you may tell me that zombies have been done to death. Telling you the main protagonist is nude may pique the interest of a certain part of the crowd, but telling you it’s a zombie slasher where you play as a nude sexy lady with strategically placed fruit that roams the land killing Zombies while wearing a cowboy hat… I bet 99% of you would say “Let me guess, Japan?”
Thanks to the kind people at Dualshockers for finding this gem of a game.
Last Updated: August 27, 2014
Sith JJ
August 27, 2014 at 10:04
I wonder how much they paid Jim to play “crotch catcher”
Admiral Chief Assassin
August 27, 2014 at 10:05
O_O
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 27, 2014 at 10:18
I wonder if he’s going to get DLC skins.
Rinceable
August 27, 2014 at 10:20
More like DLC clothing…
Sith JJ
August 27, 2014 at 10:22
Knowing the trend of these Japanese games the DLC would be removing things, not adding.
Kromas of City17
August 27, 2014 at 12:14
Remove 1 strawberry $5.
Not sure if that is a stripping game or a proper DLC. 😛
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
August 27, 2014 at 16:30
I am the DLC skin!
Rinceable
August 27, 2014 at 10:20
Hey, Jim is being used there, USED! And he’s loving it… 0_O
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
August 27, 2014 at 16:31
All day long! Guys, this is how I’d like to die and be remembered. He went how he came into this world…
Admiral Chief Assassin
August 27, 2014 at 10:05
LOOOOL, I wonder how NanaJim is feeling!
#GreenBanana
cookiemonster
August 27, 2014 at 10:06
Okay …..its time for a fruit fight
Admiral Chief Assassin
August 27, 2014 at 10:06
I know of a certain Lagz regular that will play this, just because of the pink hair!
Rinceable
August 27, 2014 at 10:21
Who ever do you mean?
Great Teacher Umar
August 27, 2014 at 10:22
Rince just loves pink hair. He had it for dinner last night
Rinceable
August 27, 2014 at 10:27
How do you… SHUT YOUR FACE! Man, your avatar is TERRIFYING…
Great Teacher Umar
August 27, 2014 at 10:29
BOO!
Rinceable
August 27, 2014 at 10:30
gah!
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 27, 2014 at 10:42
Something like this?
Admiral Chief Assassin
August 27, 2014 at 10:45
Hahahaha
Rinceable
August 27, 2014 at 10:46
yummy!
Mossel
August 27, 2014 at 10:07
How does she make the banana stay in that position?! O_o
Jonah Cash
August 27, 2014 at 10:09
Hahahaha!! The images going through my head is very disturbing… I am now going to go and work in the rain for the next 2-3 hours with this running around my head…. Should have left 5 minutes ago!!
Mossel
August 27, 2014 at 10:11
haha you’re welcome! That reminds me, I should also do some work.
Admiral Chief Assassin
August 27, 2014 at 10:09
Ancient Japanese secret!
Rags
August 27, 2014 at 10:12
By training the pelvic floor muscles with certain devices.
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 27, 2014 at 10:23
#interntestsexfit
Sith JJ
August 27, 2014 at 10:13
Talent
Admiral Chief Assassin
August 27, 2014 at 10:13
DAAI DING HET TANNE!!!
Mossel
August 27, 2014 at 10:15
Soos dit?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780622/
Sk3tz0
August 27, 2014 at 10:16
Bostik… Dont just stick it… Bostik it
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 27, 2014 at 10:17
Velcro.
Mossel
August 27, 2014 at 10:56
How does she make the Velcro stay in that position?!
Admiral Chief Assassin
August 27, 2014 at 11:02
TANNE
Mossel
August 27, 2014 at 11:11
Abort mission!
Great Teacher Umar
August 27, 2014 at 10:09
I enjoyed Onechanbara Z actually. Though the boobs were a major plus heheheh
Kensei Seraph
August 27, 2014 at 10:27
Is that what this is called?
I noticed that there is no actual mention of the games name in the article.
Great Teacher Umar
August 27, 2014 at 10:28
Yup lol the Original was called Bikini Samurai Squad
WarframedSquirrel
August 27, 2014 at 10:52
Trust you to know about these games.
WarframedSquirrel
August 27, 2014 at 10:52
Trust you to know about these games.
Great Teacher Umar
August 27, 2014 at 11:30
I have to know these things
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 27, 2014 at 10:39
A, B, C or D plus?
Admiral Chief Assassin
August 27, 2014 at 10:09
I’m too scared to open the video
WarframedSquirrel
August 27, 2014 at 10:49
me too
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 27, 2014 at 10:15
No, I’d say I hope they haven’t underestimated the importance of realistic boob-physics to aid character immersion.
Trebzz
August 27, 2014 at 10:16
Damn looks like those Asians did it again 😛
Rags
August 27, 2014 at 10:18
The game looks comically fun though. 😛
Fabiano Morais
August 27, 2014 at 10:20
Thank God for Japan and its batshit crazy over the top entertainment in a world where everything is deemed offensive and young people seem a hardened version of the worst parents of my generation.
Rinceable
August 27, 2014 at 10:20
I’d say it’s something they put in the water, but fuck that idea. It’s obviously the fallout from Godzilla breaching nuclear reactors. These people are WHACKED in the bloody head.
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 27, 2014 at 10:33
Is there nothing to which those filthy vegans won’t stoop to further their meat hating agenda. A clearly healthy body covered in fruit & vegetables slicing apart filthy dead meat – IT’S SO OBVIOUS.
Admiral Chief Assassin
August 27, 2014 at 10:34
Every day millions of plants are murdered. STOP THE HATE!
Fabiano Morais
August 27, 2014 at 11:33
Zucchini is murder
Sith JJ
August 27, 2014 at 10:36
It’s disgusting how the vegans are sexing everything up these days.
Sageville
August 27, 2014 at 10:52
At least she’s not over sexualized….
CaptainNemo42
August 27, 2014 at 11:29
…
Graeme Selvan
August 27, 2014 at 11:33
Wha… What… This is madness!
Sir GIF Sexy
August 27, 2014 at 11:50
In Japan, bananas aren’t the only long, hard yellow objects with a high potassium content that’s going to appear when playing this game.
P.s
It’s a Japanese dick joke.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-kORlyWBqFq0/U31KWbzIpVI/AAAAAAAAMNA/isLIe6x2kr0/s1600/youknowwhatimean.gif
fred
August 27, 2014 at 12:34
That banana does not look right there
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
August 27, 2014 at 16:31
How can I not buy this game? How!!?
CAE9872
August 27, 2014 at 18:58
LOL
Gerard Matthews
August 27, 2014 at 20:29
Totally digging the bigger pics in the gallery component 🙂
Buk Lau
August 27, 2014 at 21:22
………………this looks dumb,
atleast its not an indie