The Tomb Raider films were – like most video game to film adaptations – mediocre at best. Despite the star power of Angelina Jolie’s buxom breasts and ample lips, the films were let down by rubbish, senseless plots and equally senseless action scenes.
That doesn’t bode all too well for the next Tomb Raider film, if the rumours about who’ll be filling Jolie’s shoes are true.
According to Hollywoodnews, Kim Kardashian – famous for…showing her boobs, having a rather pronounced posterior and some other reasons I’ve been unable to ascertain – is set to be the next Silver Screen Lara Croft.
“This will be something very different to Angelina’s Lara,†says their mystical spy source. “Kim is wanted to play a far more comic-strip version of Lara which would be shot in 3-D and aimed at a teen audience.â€
“She gets scripts sent to her all the time, but unlike so many other famous people she doesn’t just want to make a film without first learning the craft,†the source added.
What do you think? do you think Ms Kardashian could be the next Lara Croft?
Source : HollywoodNews
Last Updated: June 9, 2010
koldFU5iON
June 9, 2010 at 14:41
I don’t know for me Angelina seemed to pull of Tomb Raider really well
Nick de Bruyne
June 9, 2010 at 14:51
Rhona Mitra would be the PERFECT Lara Croft. Good Actress, looks the part, sexy and already has the accent http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0593961/
Geoffrey Tim
June 9, 2010 at 14:58
Jolie’s actually an incredible actress. Her academy award winning part in Girl, Interrupted and more recent turn in Clint Eastwood directed Changeling showcase how good she is. It’s a pity that the tomb raider films were so poorly written, and even more poorly directed.
Gavin Mannion
June 9, 2010 at 15:03
We obviously have different views on what is sexy…
flmboy
June 9, 2010 at 15:10
http://www.videogamesblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/2008-lara-croft-model-alison-carroll-big.jpg
I’ll take her as the next Tomb Raider.
Nick de Bruyne
June 9, 2010 at 15:15
You don’t think Rhona Mitra is sexy??
Geoffrey Tim
June 9, 2010 at 15:21
Yeah, she’s hot..and thanks to the Tomb Raider action shots, we’ve all seen bits of her vajayjay.
Exxile
June 9, 2010 at 15:23
I think rhona mitra would be great for the roll, she did a fantastic job in Doomsday, so she would be great for this. But Allison Carroll by all means shouldn’t be counted out
Gavin Mannion
June 9, 2010 at 15:27
no… not from those pictures through the link that I saw
flmboy
June 9, 2010 at 15:29
http://bunnywithfangs.com/wp-content/alison-carroll-croft-8118-14_440x7321.jpg
Nick de Bruyne
June 9, 2010 at 15:45
Is Allison Carroll actually even an actress as well?
spl0it
June 9, 2010 at 15:47
KK ass is too big
koldFU5iON
June 9, 2010 at 15:57
http://bit.ly/btVBAl
koldFU5iON
June 9, 2010 at 15:58
I don’t know if I even care about that anymore
Onelargeprawn
June 9, 2010 at 15:59
As spl0it mentions, KK’s bottom too big. I think Gemma Aterton would have made a better tomb raider.
Gavin van Dam
June 9, 2010 at 18:30
My wife’s words… “OMG, No!!! Never!!! WTF!!! It’s all down hill from here!!! <<< and thant's from a NON-Gamer 🙂
bokka1
June 9, 2010 at 19:31
Sorry the nominations are closed after this entry: Sophia Vergara
http://l.yimg.com/l/tv/us/img/site/58/73/0000035873_20061116182416.jpg
flmboy
June 9, 2010 at 20:53
That’s fine Bokka, I’ll change my vote to Sofia and we know she can act, but I don’t know if she will pull off the accent.
PS : http://2img.skins.be/5/0/9/4/8/b46hollywoodsbestsofiavergara2.jpg
DEATHEATER69 ZA
June 9, 2010 at 21:16
“kim kardashians bottem is too big”
you guys say that like its a bad thing lol
Gavin Mannion
June 9, 2010 at 21:33
I have to admit the large ass thing that’s in fashion at the moment doesn’t do it for me at all…
I don’t see the fascination with KK….
Gavin Mannion
June 9, 2010 at 21:33
sold
Nicola
December 7, 2010 at 11:16
OMG… How on earth would one like Kim be able to pull off that sex and badass attitude that IS Angelina? Never in a million years.