You can call it Meh-stiny. You can laugh at the fact that I’ve spent hundreds of hours playing the game with my fellow Guardians. Hell, you chortle at Atheon taking me out of the timestream and erasing me from existence in a fated Vault of Glass raid. But you can never take my Exotic weapons and armour away from me. And right now, I’m looking at the kind of Exotic porn that won’t get me thrown out of a library. For once.