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Lovechess Salvage – Virtual Chess Pawn

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It seems nerds may have gotten bored of the deluge of free porn on the internet. Chess is a king amongst games – a deep, strategic game representing the distilled fundamentals of war that’s been enjoyed by some of the world’s best thinkers. It’s a game that’s characterised by forward thinking, and planning ahead.

Thanks to Lovechess Salvage, that planning ahead may include making sure you have a box of Kleenex and a bottle of hand lotion handy.

Lovechess Salvage, you see is a dirty bastardisation of the game that replaces the pieces with opposing sides of rather naked men and women who engage in disgusting, wanton, lascivious acts of depravity. just the thing for me, then.

Much like Battle Chess – a favourite of mine growing up – only instead of getting your head cut off, you’ll just get head. According to the game’s site, you get to control the virtual sex, to the point of wargasm apparently.

While I like carnal pursuits as much as the next red-blooded guy, this pawn is just tacky. In their issued release the developers of the game – Artmunk Adult games – have said the game is still in testing stages. If you have your own issued release, please just remember to wash your hands afterwards.

You can see more explicit, and decidedly NSFW pics over at the official site.

Source : Destructoid

Last Updated: May 18, 2010

5 Comments

  1. Uncle

    May 18, 2010 at 15:17

    This is the game I have always dreamed of. :cheerful:

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  2. Ed

    July 9, 2010 at 03:29

    Salvage is the third in the series of Lovechess.

    I own all three. The graphics in Salvage are great compared to Age of Egypt and especially The Greek Era.

    Buyer beware, Salvage is full of bugs and glitches. Aside from the graphics I’m extremely disappointed in the game difficulty.

    I could quietly overlook the bugs and glitches if false advertising wasn’t the case. The site for this game advertises, “Deep Strategic Game Play,” and “LoveChess features an improved chess engine, to challenge both beginning as expert players.” I copied and pasted the quote, that’s right typos included. Age of Egypt does, Greek Era and Salvage does not. The computer offers very poor resistance, and your options are Easy or Hard and they are both very easy to beat. Gets boring very fast.

    Age of Egypt you can adjust the difficulty from 1 – 10. It does have a good chess engine. No glitches or bugs, well worth the money. If you purchase Age of Egypt you get The Greek Era free because it has the same limitations as Salvage minus the glitches, but still very easy to beat, boring.

    Lovechess Salvage still needs work, I’m sorry I paid for it. If it were just like Age of Egypt but with a new twist it would be perfect. But instead it is just like Greek Era in every bad way but with a new twist plus new malfunctions. :devil:

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  3. Berry

    July 20, 2010 at 23:03

    Chess & sex? why not. I could not help myself and purchased it 😀 Overall a good game, the graphics are great, the sex animations are fun and the chess engine is more then enough to keep me on my toes. ( the easy mode was well… easy.. the hard mode is to hard for me, so I guess I need to practice some more to beat the engine.

    @ Ed, could it be your rig doesn’t handle the game at high settings? I did not encounter any of the bugs you mention.

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  4. Ed

    July 26, 2010 at 18:51

    I was angry if you couldn’t tell.

    The game designers did get back to me and they are fixing the problems.

    After the fixes are done, I will say it is the best of the series.

    I do want to apologize to those who worked so hard on such a unique chess game. I’m actually impressed by their commitment to customer service.

    They offered to fix the problems and give a refund. I do want to support the games and their creators so I declined the the refund. I want to thank the guys at Artmunk for their attentiveness.

    It truly is a great game. 🙂

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  5. Bob

    November 29, 2010 at 23:35

    Is there anyway i can pirate this game? ( As i did for Egypt and the Greek Era ), any torrents? =/

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