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Meet the Brotherhood of the Penis in Rust

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isn't it awfully nice

I’m currently rolling in imaginary cash after correctly predicting that survival games were the big cash cow in gaming. One game at the top of that list? Rust, which starts you off naked and has players work their way up towards pants, huts and shotguns. But for some players, the pants were never part of their master-plan.

I pity the fool that encounters the Brotherhood of the Penis in Rust. Your choices are simple if the Second Coming ever catches you. Either die in your tightey whities, or strip down and prepare to be initiated. Here’s the rather not safe for work for you to see what I’m talking about:

I love this kind of lunacy in games. It sure beats killing someone and taking all their possessions, although that does eventually happen in Rust. But a cult of penis-worshipping lunatics? Now that just makes me want to play the game now.

Of course, I’ll need a sufficient hook with which to start my cult, from where I shall administer shotgun-based life lessons…Anyone for a cult that worships cats?

Last Updated: February 6, 2014

16 Comments

  1. ROFL! Tobi you fucked up…

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    • Weanerdog

      February 7, 2014 at 11:43

      Tobi!!!!!

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  2. Blackhawk

    February 6, 2014 at 18:34

    The Egyptians already beat you to the cat-worship, Brenda…

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    • Unavengedavo

      February 7, 2014 at 07:57

      Don’t forget about the internet!!!

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  3. VFacharnmethe85

    February 7, 2014 at 03:21

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  4. Mark Vincer

    February 7, 2014 at 08:09

    I hear that they are stiff competition with the other brotherhoods

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    • Unavengedavo

      February 7, 2014 at 08:13

      I wouldn’t want to join them… They seem a bit anal

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      • Mark Vincer

        February 7, 2014 at 08:16

        You have it all wrong, they are proud upstanding members of society!

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        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          February 7, 2014 at 08:24

          Unless it’s cold :/

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          • Unavengedavo

            February 7, 2014 at 08:38

            Then they’ll be less upstanding?

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            February 7, 2014 at 08:42

            Yes, they’ll turn to a life of crime, probably grape smuggling.

          • Unavengedavo

            February 7, 2014 at 08:43

            Or public indecency O_o

  5. HvR

    February 7, 2014 at 08:37

    If there is something weird, unique and penis related, trust Brenda to find it.

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    • Weanerdog

      February 7, 2014 at 11:44

      I was waiting for a tentacle monster to arrive but alas that is probably in the next episode.

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  6. Johan Fourie

    February 7, 2014 at 14:50

    This made my Friday epic. Laughed my peni- ass off.

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  7. JHN

    February 7, 2014 at 22:23

    that guy sounds like mannie from ice age

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