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New Bioware teaser has impact

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Bioware impact

It’s that time again – time for Bioware to tease us some more with a strange new announcement coming at Gamescom. This time, the teaser actually gives us a date and time.

Here is the “Impact” teaser from Bioware:

Oh yeah, blowing up her house is totally her fault. In the video description, we’re asked if we can control our power, that we have been chased. Then there’s the date, time and location for a “special fan event”.

Be at our special fan event:
Cologne Marriott Hotel | 08.13.14 | 3PM – 7PM CEST
Johannisstrasse 76-80 Cologne North Rhine-Westphalia 50668 Germany

Not in Cologne?
Join us live on twitch.tv/esl from 4PM – 5 PM CEST
(7AM PDT / 2PM GMT)

When digging for more info, there is this “Seeking Henna” site that turns up. It’s all about puzzles and missing people and prodigies. Hmmm, then somehow it links us to this site, all about a strange school for unique kids. How very X-Men of them. Could this actually be all about some sort of group of super prodigies? They have been chosen, granted with a special gift, something that makes me unique and awesome, and terrifying.

I will certainly find out more and report back from Cologne – what are you hoping the game is about? Is there a specific game (other than a new Mass Effect) that you want Bioware to make? Are you liking what you’re seeing thus far, or is it all still far too much teaser and not enough info for you?

Last Updated: August 7, 2014

74 Comments

  1. Hammersteyn

    August 7, 2014 at 08:21

    My grandma, what big ears you have.

    Reply

    • HvR - Still dislikes Random.or

      August 7, 2014 at 08:26

      To better amplify my psychic abilities my dear

      Reply

  2. Hammersteyn

    August 7, 2014 at 08:21

    My grandma, what big ears you have.

    Reply

    • HvR - Still dislikes Random.or

      August 7, 2014 at 08:26

      To better amplify my psychic abilities my dear

      Reply

  3. Umar

    August 7, 2014 at 08:23

    If this is some X-men type then I am down..I am absolutely down for this game

    Reply

  4. Skyblue

    August 7, 2014 at 08:23

    Totally her fault. Same reason you don’t give a woman your car keys *ducks*

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      August 7, 2014 at 08:49

      Exactly, you only trust them with firearms and knives

      Reply

      • Brady miaau

        August 7, 2014 at 09:00

        Other peoples firearms and knives, of course

        Reply

      • Mark Treloar

        August 7, 2014 at 09:47

        F5

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          August 7, 2014 at 09:50

          XD

          Reply

        • Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

          August 7, 2014 at 09:52

          LOOOOOL

          Reply

  5. Umar

    August 7, 2014 at 08:23

    If this is some X-men type then I am down..I am absolutely down for this game

    Reply

  6. Skyblue

    August 7, 2014 at 08:23

    Totally her fault. Same reason you don’t give a woman your car keys *ducks*

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      August 7, 2014 at 08:49

      Exactly, you only trust them with firearms and knives

      Reply

      • Brady miaau

        August 7, 2014 at 09:00

        Other peoples firearms and knives, of course

        Reply

      • Mark Treloar

        August 7, 2014 at 09:47

        F5

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          August 7, 2014 at 09:50

          XD

          Reply

        • Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

          August 7, 2014 at 09:52

          LOOOOOL

          Reply

  7. Kensei Seraph

    August 7, 2014 at 08:32

    A friend of mine got an email a few weeks back saying he’d been chosen.
    I think it was also from Bioware but it could have been from another dev studio.

    Reply

    • Skyblue

      August 7, 2014 at 08:34

      Could also just have been a serial killer ;-p

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        August 7, 2014 at 08:36

        Meh, I could use the company.

        Reply

        • Kensei Seraph

          August 7, 2014 at 08:38

          You’re a terrible person.
          What did those poor corn flakes do to deserve such suffering?

          Reply

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            August 7, 2014 at 08:41

            Didn’t deserve it? Oh you’d be amaized. #puntuesdayflashback

          • Kensei Seraph

            August 7, 2014 at 08:43

            *Backhands Trevor*
            *Gets in Time Machine and backhands Trevor on Tuesday*
            *Gets back in Time Machine and backhands Trevor before he makes the pun*

          • Hammersteyn

            August 7, 2014 at 08:43

            You should back hand his dads balls while you have the time machine

          • Kensei Seraph

            August 7, 2014 at 08:44

            The potential repercussions are to great.
            Anything further than a week ago is seriously dangerous.

          • Hammersteyn

            August 7, 2014 at 08:43

            I eat Rice Krispies. I can understand the Snap,Crackle and Pop and talk back to them, apparently there is no greater honour than being devoured by a man in his underwear at the breakfast table.

          • Kensei Seraph

            August 7, 2014 at 08:43

            Hahaha.

          • Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

            August 7, 2014 at 08:44

            Pfffff underwear, hahaha

          • Hammersteyn

            August 7, 2014 at 08:45

            Try that with a cat in the house.

          • Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

            August 7, 2014 at 08:51

            They like preying on small creatures!

            XDXDXD

          • Kensei Seraph

            August 7, 2014 at 08:52

            And long dangling objects. : }

          • Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

            August 7, 2014 at 09:05

            So let me get this ‘straight’, you are defending Deon’s schlong?

            😛

    • Brady miaau

      August 7, 2014 at 12:08

      Me too, but the link was broken

      Reply

  8. Kensei Seraph

    August 7, 2014 at 08:32

    A friend of mine got an email a few weeks back saying he’d been chosen.
    I think it was also from Bioware but it could have been from another dev studio.

    Reply

    • Skyblue

      August 7, 2014 at 08:34

      Could also just have been a serial killer ;-p

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        August 7, 2014 at 08:36

        Meh, I could use the company.

        Reply

        • Kensei Seraph

          August 7, 2014 at 08:38

          You’re a terrible person.
          What did those poor corn flakes do to deserve such suffering?

          Reply

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            August 7, 2014 at 08:41

            Didn’t deserve it? Oh you’d be amaized. #puntuesdayflashback

          • Kensei Seraph

            August 7, 2014 at 08:43

            *Backhands Trevor*
            *Gets in Time Machine and backhands Trevor on Tuesday*
            *Gets back in Time Machine and backhands Trevor before he makes the pun*

          • Hammersteyn

            August 7, 2014 at 08:43

            You should back hand his dads balls while you have the time machine

          • Kensei Seraph

            August 7, 2014 at 08:44

            The potential repercussions are to great.
            Anything further than a week ago is seriously dangerous.

          • Hammersteyn

            August 7, 2014 at 08:43

            I eat Rice Krispies. I can understand the Snap,Crackle and Pop and talk back to them, apparently there is no greater honour than being devoured by a man in his underwear at the breakfast table.

          • Kensei Seraph

            August 7, 2014 at 08:43

            Hahaha.

          • Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

            August 7, 2014 at 08:44

            Pfffff underwear, hahaha

          • Hammersteyn

            August 7, 2014 at 08:45

            Try that with a cat in the house.

          • Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

            August 7, 2014 at 08:51

            They like preying on small creatures!

            XDXDXD

          • Kensei Seraph

            August 7, 2014 at 08:52

            And long dangling objects. : }

          • Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

            August 7, 2014 at 09:05

            So let me get this ‘straight’, you are defending Deon’s schlong?

            😛

    • Brady miaau

      August 7, 2014 at 12:08

      Me too, but the link was broken

      Reply

  9. Hammersteyn

    August 7, 2014 at 08:34

    This is what happens when you play more than four hours of Simcitys trial

    Reply

    • Skyblue

      August 7, 2014 at 08:35

      Lulz!

      Reply

    • FoxOneZA

      August 7, 2014 at 09:01

      BoOoOoM!

      Reply

  10. Hammersteyn

    August 7, 2014 at 08:34

    This is what happens when you play more than four hours of Simcitys trial

    Reply

    • Skyblue

      August 7, 2014 at 08:35

      Lulz!

      Reply

    • FoxOneZA

      August 7, 2014 at 09:01

      BoOoOoM!

      Reply

  11. Alien Emperor Trevor

    August 7, 2014 at 08:36

    What’s she doing outside? Aren’t cooks supposed to go down with the kitchen?

    Reply

  12. Alien Emperor Trevor

    August 7, 2014 at 08:36

    What’s she doing outside? Aren’t cooks supposed to go down with the kitchen?

    Reply

  13. Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

    August 7, 2014 at 08:43

    (before watching video)
    I see that ol’ Rincey is going to freak about this ginger-mary

    (goes to watch vid)

    Reply

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      August 7, 2014 at 08:49

      Hope it doesn’t give you night-marys.

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

        August 7, 2014 at 08:50

        Possibly, since she can glide some distance…

        Reply

  14. Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

    August 7, 2014 at 08:43

    (before watching video)
    I see that ol’ Rincey is going to freak about this ginger-mary

    (goes to watch vid)

    Reply

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      August 7, 2014 at 08:49

      Hope it doesn’t give you night-marys.

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

        August 7, 2014 at 08:50

        Possibly, since she can glide some distance…

        Reply

  15. Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

    August 7, 2014 at 08:44

    She must be careful with winds like that, she will take flight!

    Reply

  16. Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

    August 7, 2014 at 08:44

    She must be careful with winds like that, she will take flight!

    Reply

  17. Brady miaau

    August 7, 2014 at 09:00

    So a red headed woman, called Henna? Glad to see that at least bioware has lost none of that originality that made them great.

    Reply

    • HvR - Still dislikes Random.or

      August 7, 2014 at 09:05

      Hey I think Rince just got a new name.

      Reply

  18. Brady miaau

    August 7, 2014 at 09:00

    So a red headed woman, called Henna? Glad to see that at least bioware has lost none of that originality that made them great.

    Reply

    • HvR - Still dislikes Random.or

      August 7, 2014 at 09:05

      Hey I think Rince just got a new name.

      Reply

  19. FoxOneZA

    August 7, 2014 at 09:03

    Definitely an RPG but will it be an online RPG since there’s so much focus on “YOU”.

    Oh wait…

    Reply

  20. FoxOneZA

    August 7, 2014 at 09:03

    Definitely an RPG but will it be an online RPG since there’s so much focus on “YOU”.

    Oh wait…

    Reply

  21. Gareth L (That eXCheez Guy)

    August 7, 2014 at 09:05

    It’s a Desperate Housewives RPG. 🙁

    Reply

  22. Gareth L (That eXCheez Guy)

    August 7, 2014 at 09:05

    It’s a Desperate Housewives RPG. 🙁

    Reply

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