Oh man, these three-day work weeks are the worst, am I right? It has been completely weird getting back into the daily grind, especially the bits where my face is physically forced onto an angle grinder as punishment for every typo that I make. But in a way, I’d missed the exhilarating beat of covering news, reviews and top ten lists about why Kit-Kat chocolates are infinitely superior to Bar-Ones in every way possible. Yes, you know I’m right.
In Other News: The true story behind pimped out game controllers, Hellblade gets a helldate, PC gamers get ready for the rapture and Psychonauts 2 gets some major coin.
Also, tomorrow, one of our favourites turns really, really, really old. Happy Birthday, OvG you old curmudgeon.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was being told that not knowing what a prefix is isn’t the end of the word.
News
Halo 5 Forge update increases map & game variant save limit
Punch Club will launch early—but only if Twitch can beat it
First Outlast 2 image revealed, won’t be set in an asylum
SteelSeries announces Rival 700 mouse with OLED display
Everybody’s Gone to the Rapture is probably coming to Steam
$1.1bn spent on App Store over Christmas
Hellblade will release on PS4 and PC at the same time
Psychonauts 2 hits $3.3m crowdfunding goal
Stuff
Ark: Survival Evolved Mod lets you make disgusting meat houses
The elements of style: celebrating the seventh row with Toca Lab
Fallout 4’s graphics cranked so hard that it becomes a cartoon
Pimped game controllers with bullets and diamonds – who makes these things?
Videos
What’s on at The Movies
DAREDEVIL season 2 release date announced; plus first official Punisher & Elektra pics
Movies out Today: 08 January 2016
The first trailer for THE CONJURING 2 has been released!
PROMETHEUS sequel set 10 years in the future
Emma Stone in talks to play CRUELLA DE VIL in Disney’s live-action origin movie
DISNEY and UNIVERSAL made big business in 2015
Last Updated: January 8, 2016
RinceThis
January 8, 2016 at 16:02
Lightening can GITFS
Lardus-For the Emperor!
January 8, 2016 at 16:02
Weekend yay!!
RinceThis
January 8, 2016 at 16:03
Also, happy Birthday to OvG for tomorrow! Hitting a milestone there boy!
Hammersteyn
January 8, 2016 at 16:05
50?
Sageville
January 8, 2016 at 16:14
I can smell the oldness from here….
Lord Chaos
January 8, 2016 at 16:06
Finally. Long ass week I’m glad to see the back of.
Hammersteyn
January 8, 2016 at 16:08
Ditto
VampyreSquirrel
January 8, 2016 at 16:11
KitKats are NOT better than Bar Ones!
Sageville
January 8, 2016 at 16:13
Shut your mouth with that divergent propaganda!
Lunch bar uber alles!
Lord Chaos
January 8, 2016 at 16:15
TV Bar!!!
Hammersteyn
January 8, 2016 at 16:17
Take Two… then again I don’t think they make those anymore.
Geoffrey Tim
January 8, 2016 at 16:22
Twix, bra.
VampyreSquirrel
January 8, 2016 at 16:38
What you said for a Take Two replacement.
Hammersteyn
January 8, 2016 at 16:44
Right! Thanks. Forgot completely
Lardus-For the Emperor!
January 9, 2016 at 23:59
Top Deck MINT!
Hammersteyn
January 11, 2016 at 07:53
XD
VampyreSquirrel
January 8, 2016 at 16:38
No ways!
VampyreSquirrel
January 8, 2016 at 16:12
Happy birthday for tomorrow oVg! Have an awesome one you old bugger!
Ryanza
January 8, 2016 at 16:19
FU
Geoffrey Tim
January 8, 2016 at 16:22
Happy birthday for tomorrow, you old sod. Cheers OvG!
oVg
January 11, 2016 at 09:17
Thanks bud
Ryanza
January 8, 2016 at 16:36
40 is the new 30
http://www.sassypiehole.com/uploads/1/2/9/0/12900637/9072757.jpg?1386003962
oVg
January 11, 2016 at 09:18
lol
Ryanza
January 8, 2016 at 16:47
Everyone knows Tempo is the best chocolate bar.
http://m5.paperblog.com/i/85/850174/around-the-world-south-africa-chocolate-bars–L-WylnAs.jpeg
Geoffrey Tim
January 8, 2016 at 16:47
We may actually be able to agree on something for a change.
The D
January 8, 2016 at 17:11
If you don’t like having teeth that is.
DragonSpirit009
January 8, 2016 at 16:59
Oh my word! It’s Friday already! I thought it was Wednesday today!
oVg
January 11, 2016 at 09:17
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🙂
Im a treeeee, after a couple of bottles of Viagra 😛 Dam these hairs are growing out of all sorts of places.