One of my dreams, of which I have many twisted ones that formed the basis for Twin Peaks, is the ultimate room. Now, don’t call it a man-cave because that’s worse than using the word “moist” in polite conversation, but I’ve often dreamed of having that one room to fill with as much materialism as possible. Consoles as far as the eye can see. My batsuits properly displayed. A button to push that unleashes the hounds when the local mormons refuse to take a hint.
Man, if I had the money for something like that. If only. I’d have a massive TV on my wall with visuals so sharp, it’d stab your eyes apart. A shelf filled with the latest games. Another shelf dedicated slowly to a growing army of Sideshow Collectible figures. A chair so comfy, that it would claim my soul just like that piece of furniture from an episode of The Tick. What about you? What would your dream lair/den/Bat-cave contain?
In Other News: The Consortium is off to a strong start, Hawking Kombat, Quantum Break is selling well and this NES Zapper will show that laughing dog in Duck Hunt who’s the real boss.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy trying to justify spending R5000 on a plastic boy.
News
Consortium sequel off to strong start on Fig
Fuzzy automated death comes for us all in Automata Empire
Codemasters ‘in a growth cycle again’
Final Fantasy XV unlikely to get simple PC port
Science Kombat lets you beat up Charles Darwin as Stephen Hawking
Quantum Break is “biggest selling, new Microsoft Studios IP this generation”
How Brian Fargo’s fire-and-brimstone preacher grandfather ended up in Wasteland 2
The Division’s daily missions are gone – bug to be fixed with April update
Stuff
This gunmaker made a real-life NES Zapper handgun
Digital Foundry: Hands-on with Star Fox Zero
Minecraft Times Square is way less crowded
Finding the humanity in Dark Souls 2
Videos
What’s on at The Movies
And your 2016 MTV Movie Awards winners are…
Jason Momoa talks BATMAN V SUPERMAN reaction, hype for AQUAMAN and JUSTICE LEAGUE
Hell is not done with this trailer for PENNY DREADFUL season
First critical reactions to CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR call it an “action masterpiece”
Last Updated: April 11, 2016
Jan Prins
April 11, 2016 at 16:04
I just love Mark Hamill. Only way I could love him more is if he was in Star Trek too.
Strawman Jim
April 11, 2016 at 17:04
Petition: Get Mark Hamill on Star Trek!!!!
Ghost In The Rift
April 11, 2016 at 17:18
Squadron 42, has to be close enough lol
Lord Chaos
April 11, 2016 at 16:05
“plastic boy”….. O_o
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 11, 2016 at 16:11
My dream lair would contain a money tree.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 11, 2016 at 16:22
With $3 bills?
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 11, 2016 at 16:21
Mondays….
http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aKq42DQ_460sa_v1.gif
HairyEwok
April 11, 2016 at 16:33
Looks like a Puerto Rico flag… There goes the rum factory.
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljg739wq7J1qhxxvh.gif
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 11, 2016 at 16:34
heh
Shan
April 11, 2016 at 16:26
Its a bird. Its a plane. No.
Its superDarryn
HairyEwok
April 11, 2016 at 16:39
Yodarren…. Go there you must, for enlightment.. hmm yes, enlightment.
Strawman Jim
April 11, 2016 at 17:06
In Darryn’s case… the master has become… the apprentice! wwooohhhsssm voooossshhmmmm!
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/3512640/fat-guy-lightsabers-o.gif
Grimthwacker
April 11, 2016 at 18:30
Is that Steven Seagull? Seagill? Sea-something?!!?!?!
HairyEwok
April 12, 2016 at 14:04
Some how that reminded me of this
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/3601759/terry-crews-raving-o.gif
HvR
April 11, 2016 at 16:59
He needs his pleather gloves now!!!
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 11, 2016 at 16:34
I wish for one thing in my room. Actually I think it’s time to emigrate here…
https://www.rt.com/news/191132-belgium-build-beer-pipe/
Captain JJ the Isolatid
April 11, 2016 at 16:43
This is brilliant
HvR
April 11, 2016 at 16:43
Yes emigrate and buy a pub to live in.
Captain JJ the Isolatid
April 11, 2016 at 16:44
^ this guy knows how to live
HvR
April 11, 2016 at 16:45
Who needs water, dark beer does wonders for the skin and after you bath in it the Brits can drink it.
Captain JJ the Isolatid
April 11, 2016 at 16:45
I had some wonderful dark beer this weekend. Darling’s Silver Back. Probably one of my favourites at this stage.
HvR
April 11, 2016 at 17:00
Need to try their stuff again, last time (last year) I tasted they just switched to start brewing their own beer and wasn’t great.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 11, 2016 at 17:10
I had some Castle Draught. It’s cheap but it does the trick, just like my ex.
HvR
April 11, 2016 at 17:12
At Spur the Castle Lite Draught is R5.50 cheaper than the Castle Draught.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 11, 2016 at 17:13
How much does it cost?
HvR
April 11, 2016 at 17:55
R24.50 for 500ml for Lite (versus R29.90 for Lager which I feel is getting quite steep vs botteld beers), I should know, we hosted a kids party on Saturday at Spur…..
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 12, 2016 at 07:52
That’s a massive margin which is strange seeing how Lite is more popular.
Captain JJ the Isolatid
April 11, 2016 at 16:46
Special upvote for the Brit comment XD
HairyEwok
April 11, 2016 at 16:45
a “Pub Hub” of sorts
Captain JJ the Isolatid
April 11, 2016 at 16:44
Steam at the moment…
http://i.imgur.com/yuRewBr.webm
HairyEwok
April 11, 2016 at 16:51
New meaning to bleeding edge technology.
Captain JJ the Isolatid
April 11, 2016 at 16:54
Haha!
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 11, 2016 at 16:55
LOOK AT IT!
Raptor Rants
April 12, 2016 at 06:52
My Game Cave would have:
1) Massive 72inch 4k TV
2) Top of the range PC
3) PS4
4) Full Blu-Ray Home Theater system
5) Sound Proofing
6) A cigar lounge + Bar section
7) The bar would be Star Wars themed.
8) A “Window” designed to look like a Star Destroyer viewport (This would be the wall behind the TV, professionally painted to appear as if one is looking out over Tatooine).
9) Shelves. Lots and lots of shelves filled with geekie goodness and games. Professionally lit to match the interior of a Star Destroyer command deck.
yes I have a Star Wars problem.
miaau
April 12, 2016 at 09:25
mine would have all that, a large selection of Opera and Symphonies. Also, the Lego Super Star Destroyer, hanging up.
AND a little bridge. I would need the bridge, as my wife would tell me I could get this over her dead body. Bridge would help there.
Raptor Rants
April 12, 2016 at 18:05
hahahahahahahahaha