Alright, whoever left the giant door open in Johannesburg, please close it. I haven’t seen winds this violent since the great baked bean eating contest of 1963! It’s horrific I tell you – I can’t step outside without at least being threatened to be blown far, far away!
In Other News: Thousands of cheaters get banned, several TGS trailers, a dog that can hadoken and fancy steering wheels for American Truck Simulator.
Here’s all the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy struggling with Internet speeds straight from the Stone Age.
News
Thousands Of Cheaters Reportedly Banned From Counter-Strike
Valkyria: Azure Revolution gets a TGS trailer
Watch Tekken 7’s story mode in action on PS4
Gravity Rush 2 TGS Trailer Introduces New Characters And Poses Questions
TIS-100 creator announces equally daunting SHENZHEN I/O
Final Fantasy 12: The Zodiac Age shows off its PS4-enhanced sheen in new trailer
Stuff
Beautiful Cosplay Photos From Dragon Con 2016
This good dog can hadoken!!!
Dear Chris Metzen: Thank you
RPG Grind Time – A Video Game Fan In Japan
American Truck Simulator DLC adds fancy steering wheels
Sony sheds staff in its London and San Diego studios
Videos
Overwatch’s Tracer gets traced
Nioh TGS trailer introduces new characters and a ton of yokai
Funny And Lucky Moments – Hearthstone – Ep. 183
What’s On @ The Movies?
This teaser for THE CURIOSITY will leave you more curious
We review BRIDGET JONES’S BABY – Charming sequel that trims the silliness
Fox producing Stan Lee biopic… as a 1970’s action adventure movie?!
Dax Shepard to co-write and co-direct new SCOOBY-DOO animated film
Tupac is going to survive in this new trailer for ALL EYEZ ON ME
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Last Updated: September 15, 2016
Ottokie
September 15, 2016 at 16:01
http://i.imgur.com/Ipe3Vr2.gif
miaau
September 15, 2016 at 16:05
Awesome one!
I want a new kitten. A Norwegian Forest cat. But with a 7 week old baby at home, that is not smart.
Ottokie
September 15, 2016 at 16:06
Those cats are huge. And majestic!
miaau
September 15, 2016 at 16:17
Indeed they are.
I need a few K to buy one, though. Maybe budget for it next year……
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 15, 2016 at 16:07
Well of course it’s not smart, it’s only 7 weeks old. 😀
miaau
September 15, 2016 at 16:12
We do not refer to my little bundle of crying, joy and poop as “that”, I will have you know. That is an object, not a person. Hah.
Clearly the phrase, “that is not smart” was meant to link the second sentence to the first.
So, repeat after me : “People, no matter how much they annoy you, are not “that”
“People may be it, if they annoy you enough, but not “that”
Say that like 50 times and we can conclude todays lesson. Join us tomorrow where we discuss the difference between the rest of the worlds Tomato and the United States, clearly totally different, Tomato.
The Order of the Banana
September 15, 2016 at 16:56
Yes, we need to use the CORRECT PRONOUNS WHEN TALKING ABOUT OUR GLORIOUS FELINE OVERMASTERS!!!!
miaau
September 15, 2016 at 16:13
p.s. – not upset at all, in a weird mood is all
And she is well ahead of the curve already, was smiling and laughing from 2 weeks.
And has some potentially serious health issues…. Bit concerned about that.
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 15, 2016 at 16:14
I guessed, good, and I hope the last isn’t true.
miaau
September 15, 2016 at 16:16
Well, seeing new specialist tomorrow. We have hereditary issues and it seems both kids have them BUT the first was, it seems, not nearly as bad as the 2nd kid. So we see the specialist tomorrow, check things out, possible operate next week. Not that happy about that, but we see what happens……
VampyreSquirrel
September 15, 2016 at 16:52
All the best man. Hope everything turns out awesomely.
The Order of the Banana
September 15, 2016 at 16:57
All the best bud! 😀
Snowlock2.0
September 15, 2016 at 16:30
See if you could trade the baby for the cat.
miaau
September 15, 2016 at 16:45
Well, I tried to with the first kid, when she was a baby. My wife had instant sense of humour failure. She would have thought it was funny before, but now, with it being OUR child and all, she did not. At all. No.
Snowlock2.0
September 15, 2016 at 18:22
Is it possible to throw the wife in too sweeten the deal?
miaau
September 16, 2016 at 07:12
As a joke, I asked my mother in law a few years back if I could trade her in. She said, sure, which one of my boys do you want in return? As that did not suit me personally at all, I had to keep the wife.
The Order of the Banana
September 15, 2016 at 16:55
Wow! Those are awesome cats! Do you know where I can get one in Cape Town?
miaau
September 16, 2016 at 07:14
Well, we normally would get a Cat Fancy magazine or something like that. About half the magazine is lists of cat breeds and breeders.
The Order of the Banana
September 16, 2016 at 11:00
Thanks, I’ll have a look out for the mag in CNA. I have a moggie and a calico at home, and I think it’s time they get a third member for their band.
Ottokie
September 15, 2016 at 16:02
http://i.imgur.com/xL7GCLk.gifv
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 15, 2016 at 16:12
That gif took so long to load I thought Telkom was my ISP.
Ottokie
September 15, 2016 at 16:13
*fair usage
miaau
September 15, 2016 at 16:19
That is so funny. For us. That have internet at full speed.
Original Heretic
September 15, 2016 at 16:06
Awww, cute, the Jozie lad is complaining about strong wind.
Meanwhile, on any given day in PE…
Ottokie
September 15, 2016 at 16:07
Try Gordons bay
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/318/465/f11.jpg
Original Heretic
September 15, 2016 at 16:10
Coastal places, they’re like wind magnets. It’s almost like there’s some kind of external force at play.
Ottokie
September 15, 2016 at 16:11
The wind is born here xD
Original Heretic
September 15, 2016 at 16:14
Look at us, people from windy places being all proud of it, like it’s something to be proud ABOUT.
Here I actually am, planning my boy’s 2nd b-day party, stressing my ass off, thinking,” But if we have it outside and the wind blow too hectically, we’re screwed!”
Ottokie
September 15, 2016 at 16:15
xD
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 15, 2016 at 16:08
What’s he doing above ground anyway? BUSTED!
Original Heretic
September 15, 2016 at 16:12
I think I found photographic evidence of this event.
VampyreSquirrel
September 15, 2016 at 16:12
Wind blown Matt must be a funny sight.
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 15, 2016 at 16:12
Like a dandelion.
Original Heretic
September 15, 2016 at 16:14
He loses his hair?!?
Ottokie
September 15, 2016 at 16:16
I was imagining more of an over flipped umbrella
Original Heretic
September 15, 2016 at 16:18
Or this might happen.
Ottokie
September 15, 2016 at 16:19
That looks like any normal day to me xD
Original Heretic
September 15, 2016 at 16:20
Eish.