I like to think that here at Lazygamer, we’re more than just a South African site. Partly because our own government refuses to acknowledge that we even exist, after that incident with the Japanese Prime Minister. But we’ve got a pretty global audience, of kickass readers and miscreants who leave comments behind for Star Citizen referral codes.
Lately, we’ve also noticed a lot of Kenyan activity on the site. Activity from our African brothers and sisters who have clearly made a terrible choice in their daily fix of news, but we love ‘em anyway. So all to those readers from the quickest nation on the African continent Habari Gani from all of us here. And to the rest of the best continent IN THE WOOOORLD, hello as well! Just give me a second to Google what I need to say here…
In Other News: Firewatch sales are on fire, Battlefield Hardline prepares for betrayal, Street Fighter breaks EVO record like sparrow’s egg on mighty thighs and you’ve got a week left to play Darkspore.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy feeling bitter about that sugar tax.
News
Firewatch sales have already passed dev expectations
Valve puts in $1 million for all future major CS:GO tournaments
Here’s the Blood Dragon Easter egg in Far Cry Primal
Battlefield Hardline trailer shows off new Betrayal maps
If you liked Darkspore you have a week left to play it
Zynga puts San Francisco headquarters on the market
These new Styx: Shards of Darkness screenshots sure are colourful
Street Fighter V smashes Evo registration record 4 days into sign-ups
Stuff
Performance Analysis: Hitman beta on PC
Claw game god snags over 6000 plushies in three months
The Division’s loot is cool and boring all at once
The best cosplay from Magfest 2016
Videos
What’s on at The Movies
GOOD MORNING, MR MANDELA film adaptation on the way
Stephen Chow’s THE MERMAID becomes highest grossing film ever in China
Midweek Movie Mouth-off: movie marketing gone viral
New pictures of CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR and details on Martin Freeman’s character
Crime is down in this trailer for I AM WRATH
Last Updated: February 24, 2016
Mistake Not...
February 24, 2016 at 16:01
I suck at Risk of Rain. Only unlocked one character so far. Tips?
Pariah
February 24, 2016 at 16:03
Play something easier, like Candy Crush Saga or Solitaire.
Captain JJ the "saviour"
February 24, 2016 at 16:11
Candy Crush is for primary school kids and Solitaire is for government workers.
Pariah
February 24, 2016 at 16:12
Hence the “easier” proclamation at the beginning of my suggestion. baby steps.
Captain JJ the "saviour"
February 24, 2016 at 16:13
XD
Mistake Not...
February 24, 2016 at 16:15
Or Call of Duty.
Pariah
February 24, 2016 at 16:15
I wouldn’t stoop so low as to suggesting that.
Hammersteyn
February 24, 2016 at 16:04
http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/ao0GN0A_460sa.gif
Ottokie
February 24, 2016 at 16:08
xD
Original Heretic
February 24, 2016 at 16:01
Another Stephen Chow movie!? Awesome! I didn’t even know about it. Love his work!
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 24, 2016 at 16:07
Watch the trailers. You’ll be as WTF as I was.
Commander Admiral Chief
February 24, 2016 at 16:03
http://cdn.cavemancircus.com//wp-content/uploads/images/2013/may/punny_pictures/punny_pictures_14.jpg
GooseZA
February 24, 2016 at 16:10
If that was made out of creepers it could be a bovine
Jan Prins
February 24, 2016 at 16:12
I immediately went :
???, ???, ???!
You know, the Rammstein song, Moscow, then the girl goes 1,2,3 but in Russian?
Commander Admiral Chief
February 24, 2016 at 16:04
Looks like JJ….
Captain JJ the "saviour"
February 24, 2016 at 16:06
What does?
Pariah
February 24, 2016 at 16:07
Fresca
Captain JJ the "saviour"
February 24, 2016 at 16:07
Woo!
Jan Prins
February 24, 2016 at 16:10
Someone is sharper than a grade 1 crayon today!
Did you get it all this morning?
Hammersteyn
February 24, 2016 at 16:05
Omnomnomnom
https://media.giphy.com/media/RG0iqVyOCUOk/giphy.gif
Pariah
February 24, 2016 at 16:05
Is she on death row? Seems they haven’t run out of cake yet…
Captain JJ the "saviour"
February 24, 2016 at 16:06
The cake is a LIE!
Hammersteyn
February 24, 2016 at 16:07
Be sure to tell her that when she gains 50 pounds
GooseZA
February 24, 2016 at 16:08
That is awesome
Captain JJ the "saviour"
February 24, 2016 at 16:05
Darkspore was my worst purchase ever
Ottokie
February 24, 2016 at 16:07
http://49.media.tumblr.com/102918e689dd9c91a99a500dbbefa0e9/tumblr_o2nxhovmwJ1qbd0bio1_400.gif
Pariah
February 24, 2016 at 16:08
So cats are smart.
Hammersteyn
February 24, 2016 at 16:08
Yes, that one is using mart glass
Pariah
February 24, 2016 at 16:09
Mart glass? Would that be Walmart, or Makro?
Captain JJ the "saviour"
February 24, 2016 at 16:09
K-Mart.
Obviously 😛
Pariah
February 24, 2016 at 16:09
That… Should’ve been obvious. Dammit.. >_<
Hammersteyn
February 24, 2016 at 16:09
LOL meant smart glass…. sigh, this is why I post gifs.
Captain JJ the "saviour"
February 24, 2016 at 16:09
Because you’re not so mart?
Pariah
February 24, 2016 at 16:10
Double LOL
HvR
February 24, 2016 at 16:10
He gets by on his exiness
Pariah
February 24, 2016 at 16:10
XD
Pariah
February 24, 2016 at 16:11
I vote we change his name to Hammerteyn
Hammersteyn
February 24, 2016 at 16:11
…….oh hell no
Commander Admiral Chief
February 24, 2016 at 16:12
Approved
Hammersteyn
February 24, 2016 at 16:12
LOL good luck with that
Captain JJ the "saviour"
February 24, 2016 at 16:12
Maybe we hould jut top talking with the offending letter in our comment
Pariah
February 24, 2016 at 16:13
That ound eay enough to be honet.
Hammersteyn
February 24, 2016 at 16:13
well hit….
Commander Admiral Chief
February 24, 2016 at 16:14
Thi uck
Hammersteyn
February 24, 2016 at 16:15
he ell eahell on the eahore
Commander Admiral Chief
February 24, 2016 at 16:15
EAhore?
A fan of EA?
Captain JJ the "saviour"
February 24, 2016 at 16:16
I there any other type of EA fan?
Hammersteyn
February 24, 2016 at 16:18
Nope
Captain JJ the "saviour"
February 24, 2016 at 16:16
LOL
Thi i rather entertaining
Don’t you feel mart now!? 😛
Pariah
February 24, 2016 at 16:19
I think he alway feel mart. 🙂
Captain JJ the "saviour"
February 24, 2016 at 16:20
I feel like a mart after a big meal.
Hammersteyn
February 24, 2016 at 16:20
o very mart. I’m a pecial boy
Mistake Not...
February 24, 2016 at 16:16
What are you people doing? See, no ‘s’.
Captain JJ the "saviour"
February 24, 2016 at 16:17
Except at the end there. 😉
Mistake Not...
February 24, 2016 at 16:17
See, no ‘ ‘. Happy?
Captain JJ the "saviour"
February 24, 2016 at 16:18
Haha
HvR
February 24, 2016 at 16:18
Making fun of people with a peech impediment
Mistake Not...
February 24, 2016 at 16:19
That’ very direpectful, ir.
HvR
February 24, 2016 at 16:19
Ye but funny when they complain
Hammersteyn
February 24, 2016 at 16:18
I made a grammar error and now we are commenting without that letter
(Achievement unlocked, did not type the forbidden letter)
Captain JJ the "saviour"
February 24, 2016 at 16:19
Weird that there no forbidden letter in Rince name
Hammersteyn
February 24, 2016 at 16:19
Rincethi?
Captain JJ the "saviour"
February 24, 2016 at 16:13
I thought o too
But it rather difficult
Captain JJ the "saviour"
February 24, 2016 at 16:14
I ound like a caveman. o it’ perfect
Commander Admiral Chief
February 24, 2016 at 16:15
Uch a illy auage
Pariah
February 24, 2016 at 16:18
A caveman with a lip. o exy.
Captain JJ the "saviour"
February 24, 2016 at 16:11
I do!
:/
Hammersteyn
February 24, 2016 at 16:12
hehehe
Hammersteyn
February 24, 2016 at 16:11
Your moms mart
Ottokie
February 24, 2016 at 16:10
It gets the point across better 😛
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 24, 2016 at 16:11
A picture’s worth 1,000 words that you don’t have to spell.
Ottokie
February 24, 2016 at 16:12
Works wonders in my case
Pariah
February 24, 2016 at 16:10
LOL
Geoffrey Tim
February 24, 2016 at 16:16
Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.
Ottokie
February 24, 2016 at 16:08
Yes, although this one gets an A for effort
miaau
February 24, 2016 at 16:20
duh. Cats are so smart they can appear dumb too if they want to.
Captain JJ the "saviour"
February 24, 2016 at 16:21
Then Zuma mut be a ducking geniu
HvR
February 24, 2016 at 16:22
Like the 2 cat that decided to fight in my backyard lat night, the yard with the 3 dog.
hehehe … dumbae
Captain JJ the "saviour"
February 24, 2016 at 16:24
Thi i way funnier without the forbidden letter
Ottokie
February 24, 2016 at 16:18
http://45.media.tumblr.com/07630f7a747f9faaf8949f008b8a8503/tumblr_nj0juo9d7n1th1fj1o1_250.gif
Ottokie
February 24, 2016 at 16:18
http://45.media.tumblr.com/7b234b26d9b0d1ec58bed1ea972591a2/tumblr_nir9caOMlQ1rwnxnho1_400.gif
Hammersteyn
February 24, 2016 at 16:20
uch a pretty puy
Captain JJ the "saviour"
February 24, 2016 at 16:20
Smooth
HvR
February 24, 2016 at 16:21
Fail
Captain JJ the "saviour"
February 24, 2016 at 16:21
*mooth
Hammersteyn
February 24, 2016 at 16:21
LOL you’re out
Ottokie
February 24, 2016 at 16:21
I go to get more cat gifs and the whole English rules in the world go to shyt xD
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 24, 2016 at 16:08
What is Wobbufett? The galaxy’s cutest bounty hunter?
Captain JJ the "saviour"
February 24, 2016 at 16:08
Glad you asked…
Hope we get an answer.
HvR
February 24, 2016 at 16:26
in tax up on all alcohol, fuck
Hammersteyn
February 24, 2016 at 16:26
Don’t care, drinking more
HvR
February 24, 2016 at 16:27
Except can not afford to drink more which wants you to drink more
For R100 bottle of whikey or brandy more than R65 now goes to funding Nkandla and statue protesters.
Hammersteyn
February 24, 2016 at 16:29
I’ll make it work somehow
HvR
February 24, 2016 at 16:30
Your own till and peak eay
* goes out to pick up vrot peache under the tree
Hammersteyn
February 24, 2016 at 16:57
lol
Captain JJ the "saviour"
February 24, 2016 at 16:28
and tyre too
becaue it very clever to tax omething concerning human afety, that people will try to avoid getting a long a poible
Captain JJ the "saviour"
February 24, 2016 at 16:29
ducking idiot$
HvR
February 24, 2016 at 16:33
Ja becaue I go out to buy extra et of tyre just to bugger up the environment.
Ottokie
February 24, 2016 at 16:37
http://i.imgur.com/7QUUyYg.gif
Captain JJ the "saviour"
February 24, 2016 at 16:43
Thi i o aweome
HvR
February 24, 2016 at 16:48
Full video i aweome
Dresden
February 24, 2016 at 16:40
Speaking of fire…
http://i.imgur.com/12ZlVkE.gif
Captain JJ the "saviour"
February 24, 2016 at 16:42
What the?
Dresden
February 24, 2016 at 16:47
He is cosplaying as a dragon 😀