So I’m going away tomorrow. My destination? No idea! All I know is that I’m off to some farm with my girlfriend and some of her friends and CRAP why does this sound like the premise for a horror film? I’M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!
I’m not worried about being murdered by a masked maniac mind you. I’m more worried about all the drinking games that have been proposed. I’M TOO YOUNG TO DIE OF ALCOHOL POISONING!
In Other News: Team Fortress 2 gets competitive, Guild Wars 2 gets an update, a really tough Mario Maker level, and why Luke should NOT have blown up the Death Star.
Here’s all the news we didn’t post today, because we were too busy scanning a million documents one by one.
News
AI Learns To Beat Master Of Ancient Chinese Board Game
Think you’re good enough to rock Team Fortress 2 competitively?
Sony’s attempt to trademark ‘Let’s Play’ dealt critical blow by gaming law firm
Hard Reset Redux Sets Sights On Consoles And PC As Punishing Shooter Gets Extra Life
MMO-ish WH40K: Eternal Crusade hits Early Access
Guild Wars 2 winter update out now, glide across Central Tyria
Stuff
Go Get Your Own Loyal Stormtrooper Spinny Stun Baton
Just watching this Mario Maker level gave me PTSD
Life is Strange sponsors actual Everyday Heroes photo contest
Realistic Pokémon Artist Delivers Zapdos And An Interesting Take On Voltorb
NZXT unveils its first mini-ITX case, The Manta
Videos
Watch a posh kid get turned into a Pokemon in this Super Mystery Dungeon trailer
Ghostbusters, Doctor Who and Back to the Future meet in LEGO Dimensions short
Film Theory: Luke SHOULDN’T Destroy The Death Star (Star Wars)
What’s on @ The Movies?
Disney says that STAR WARS and MARVEL movies will keep coming forever
We review The 5th Wave – a wave of disappointment
Arnold Schwarzenegger updates us on the new CONAN movie
This new ANGRY BIRDS MOVIE trailer reveals the source of anger
Mode: My little Luna having a nap. AWWWWW!
Last Updated: January 28, 2016
Jan Prins
January 28, 2016 at 16:16
Anybody here want Arkham City or Arkham Asylum or both? PC version of course.
Jan Prins
January 28, 2016 at 16:20
No? OK Then.
Ottokie
January 28, 2016 at 16:23
xD
Maybe if you post it here, someone will get in touch after a while http://steamcommunity.com/groups/lazygamer
Raptor Rants
January 28, 2016 at 16:21
Cost?
Jan Prins
January 28, 2016 at 16:24
FREE!
Raptor Rants
January 28, 2016 at 16:26
*looks about suspiciously* *puts hand up* me?
VampyreSquirrel
January 28, 2016 at 16:28
Darn too late to grab City
Raptor Rants
January 28, 2016 at 16:30
Ok. I’ll take asylum you take city
VampyreSquirrel
January 28, 2016 at 16:39
Only if you’re 100% ok with that, and Jan is too.
Raptor Rants
January 28, 2016 at 16:40
Well I am.
VampyreSquirrel
January 28, 2016 at 16:43
@disqus_beiKWg4Hne:disqus ?
Jan Prins
January 28, 2016 at 18:43
OK.
Raptor Rants
January 29, 2016 at 06:48
yay!
The Grand Admiral Chief Prime
January 29, 2016 at 06:56
Did you get it?
Raptor Rants
January 29, 2016 at 11:41
Yep 🙂
VampyreSquirrel
January 29, 2016 at 08:11
Yay!
Aries
January 28, 2016 at 16:34
me
Raptor Rants
January 28, 2016 at 16:21
HairyEwok
January 28, 2016 at 16:24
I bet you those people in the pokemon costumes had one helluva quick weight loss experience. Those things are like friggen sauna’s.
Raptor Rants
January 28, 2016 at 16:33
Cosplayer used overheat. Cosplayer hits with recoil
HairyEwok
January 28, 2016 at 16:39
Cosplayer is now confused..
HairyEwok
January 28, 2016 at 16:58
May the alcohol poisoning be more swift on your poor body than a let’s play of 5 nights at freddies in total darkness Matt.
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 28, 2016 at 18:04
Eish. Cabbage’s gf is taking him to the farm. He’s being returned.
hairyknees
January 29, 2016 at 00:42
LOL xD that made me giggle
The Grand Admiral Chief Prime
January 29, 2016 at 06:55
xD
VampyreSquirrel
January 29, 2016 at 08:12
I’m still trying to figure out if she’s dating Matt for him or his hair…
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 29, 2016 at 08:18
Well it’s not winter, so probably the former.
VampyreSquirrel
January 29, 2016 at 08:32
Maybe his hair is actually sentient and he’s the third wheel in the relationship? XD