Some of you may have noticed that I’m not writing as much lately. Part of that is because Geoff decided that he had other way to work my fingers to the bone [It’s not dirty, you perverts] The other part is that I spawned a tiny human, and she takes a lot of my time – it seems the mass to time ratio of miniature humans is way off the charts. But don’t worry, I’m back! And if you didn’t notice I was gone… um, carry on as you were.
In Other News: Cool Max Payne, I fail as a working mom, import all the things from Japan and Kim Kardashian pays Kanye’s debt with mobile money.
Here’s the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy making it rain.
News
Rising Thunder Cancelled As Riot Games Buy Developer
Remedy: We could make a ‘cool’ new Max Payne
Writing for Final Fantasy 14’s game-spanning lore
Finally, a computer has beaten the world champion of Go
Telltale’s Batman Series Will Be Discussed at SXSW
Stuff
Importers Rejoice, Amazon Japan Is Now Offering International Shipping For Games
Failing as a Work at Home Mom
Kim Kardashian banks $80 million from Glu Mobile’s game
The 4 years of self-imposed crunch that went into Stardew Valley
Vidja
Street Fighter II DJ Remix – Skratch Bastid
After Hours – 4 Insane Simpsons Fan Theories (That Might Be True)
HEAVY RAIN (Honest Game Trailers)
The Movies
This GAME OF THRONES season 6 trailer chooses violence
Time for some fun – the MTV Movie Award nominations have been announced
Win tickets to the pre-screening of PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES!
Win BIG in our Batman VS Superman Dawn of Justice competition!
Midweek Movie Mouth-Off: What’s your dream crossover movie?
The new DAREDEVIL Season Two poster is in full costume
Don’t change your channel, it’s another trailer for HARDCORE HENRY
SA’s Weekend Top 10: Deadpool finally drops
Last Updated: March 9, 2016
Ottokie vs the forces of Evil
March 9, 2016 at 16:04
http://i.imgur.com/ZFBWrMO.gif
Pariah
March 9, 2016 at 16:04
MINE!
Hammersteyn
March 9, 2016 at 16:10
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Ottokie vs the forces of Evil
March 9, 2016 at 16:11
http://i.imgur.com/y9PwiW0.gif?noredirect
Ottokie vs the forces of Evil
March 9, 2016 at 16:12
I should learn my lesson to read the URL sometimes xD
That “noredirect” catches me a lot
Pariah
March 9, 2016 at 16:12
Poor Matty…
Ottokie vs the forces of Evil
March 9, 2016 at 16:18
Since we on the subject about cabbages, how’s Stardew Valley? 😛
Pariah
March 9, 2016 at 16:19
Actually quite a lot of fun. I lost sleep the other night, lost track of time. So much to do.
Ottokie vs the forces of Evil
March 9, 2016 at 16:20
That game hooked me crazy. First night I only got to bed at 3am xD
Pariah
March 9, 2016 at 16:21
I have a guy in my friends who bought it 2 days ago, (as of now) – but as of this morning already had 24 hours in it… Nuts.
But I hate fishing. With a passion. A passion even CoD players who love moms don’t understand.
Ottokie vs the forces of Evil
March 9, 2016 at 16:22
Hahaha my fishing is also only level 1 and I am entering my 2nd year
Pariah
March 9, 2016 at 16:23
I’m only halfway through summer 1, going mostly slow and easy, trees are going to be my focus. I want the lazy game. You know. XD cba to plant every season.
Ottokie vs the forces of Evil
March 9, 2016 at 16:24
For me : So much to do, so little time!
Hammersteyn
March 9, 2016 at 16:24
That game looks addictive as cocaine
Ottokie vs the forces of Evil
March 9, 2016 at 16:25
It doesn’t just look like it, it freaking is!
Pariah
March 9, 2016 at 16:25
Cocaine? Pfff, this makes that look like flour.
Pariah
March 9, 2016 at 16:26
Also, while I talk to myself I realise I was trying a bit too hard here. My bad.
Darren Peach
March 9, 2016 at 17:34
LOL. Been years since I had a pet Cat. Watching clips like this makes me all nostalgic.
Dresden
March 9, 2016 at 23:13
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Hammersteyn
March 9, 2016 at 16:05
Zoe! I think I speak for the other agents as well
http://45.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdrpjfGMVc1rkmjg2o2_500.gif
Pariah
March 9, 2016 at 16:05
Wal of rus feel ris way!
Mistake Not...
March 9, 2016 at 16:05
She’s back!
Pariah
March 9, 2016 at 16:07
Mistake Not...
March 9, 2016 at 16:09
Oh, God! The 80’s! It burns mine eyes!
Seriously much too mullet.
Pariah
March 9, 2016 at 16:11
Mistake Not...
March 9, 2016 at 16:12
Ah, yes. Much better.
Hammersteyn
March 9, 2016 at 16:12
Mistake Not...
March 9, 2016 at 16:14
Ok, that kind of 80’s is fine.
Hammersteyn
March 9, 2016 at 16:15
XD
DragonSpirit009
March 9, 2016 at 16:21
Welcome back Zoe! Congrats on entering motherhood!
Captain JJ the Isolated
March 9, 2016 at 16:35
Zoe was gone?
Just kidding!
Welcome back Zoe!
Captain JJ the Isolated
March 9, 2016 at 16:46
Telltale Batman series.
Intriguing.
Darren Peach
March 9, 2016 at 17:07
Something feels off with that article…..50 folks are unemployed yet Kardashian is 80 mill richer ?
Pariah
March 9, 2016 at 17:23
They didn’t take nude selfies. Obviously.
Darren Peach
March 9, 2016 at 17:26
LOL. Yeah. A assessment that speaks volumes about the nature of our world.
HvR
March 9, 2016 at 18:11
*ASSessment
Darren Peach
March 9, 2016 at 17:28
Welcome back. Congratulations on your new family, May you have a wonderful time ahead.