Oh Japan how we love your weird fetishes! What would we get to write about on quiet news days if you didn’t invent a virtual reality girlfriend simulator complete with a creepy female lower torso shaped pillow to touch and cozy up to?
So are you sitting alone at home, desperately alone. All you want is a female companion and if being human or alive aren’t two of the things you look for in a lady, you could be in luck.
The Japanese indie developer team, Up Frontier, have created a virtual reality simulator which comes with this nifty lap pillow that you do not use for what you probably think it’s used for.
No this is an entirely SFW game and from the gameplay clip below we can see the pillow is used to gently rub the leg and then to lay your head down and look up into your virtual girlfriends big eyes while she talks to you and tells you how amazing you are.
I’m all for realistic games that help people deal with emotional issues or even to give them that companionship that people need, but this thing creeps me out. I actually think I’d find it less weird if they sold it with a full sized sex doll instead.
How long do you think it’s going to be before someone makes an iPad game that uses this Oculus Rift attachment and that creepy Fleshlight attachment for the iPad?
Last Updated: August 5, 2014
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 5, 2014 at 13:04
WTF? Has the internet run out of porn?
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
August 5, 2014 at 13:07
XD
Kensei Seraph
August 5, 2014 at 13:22
The next natural step in porn evolution is 3D interactive porn.
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 5, 2014 at 13:23
I’m pretty sure a Russian bride would be cheaper.
Hammersteyn
August 5, 2014 at 13:29
Probably all the normal stuff, people get synthesized too quickly
Greg Lanciotti
August 5, 2014 at 22:58
desensitized*
peter61350137
August 5, 2014 at 13:30
as Norman implied I am inspired that a mom able to get paid $5514 in one month on the computer . How ???…. ..Anybody can make money easily her. To make money click FINANCIAL REPORT in——- web site———WARPJOBS.COM
Kensei Seraph
August 5, 2014 at 13:31
Who is Norman?
Lord Chaos
August 5, 2014 at 13:32
Bates?
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 5, 2014 at 13:35
When I was growing up there were jokes about Norman the Spastic Boy, maybe that’s who he meant? They’re not very PC now though.
Rince
August 5, 2014 at 13:41
Norman is a lie 0_O
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 5, 2014 at 13:32
Thank you for confirming that’s not the case.
Rince
August 5, 2014 at 13:15
You see! Skynet was a lie, THIS IS HOW IT STARTS PEOPLE!
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 5, 2014 at 13:16
People are obviously going to lap this up. Geddit! LAP! #puntastic #puntuesday
Rince
August 5, 2014 at 13:19
#pistolwhipsTrev
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 5, 2014 at 13:20
Knowing Japan, that’s how it starts. Then about 10 minutes into the relaxing chat cock tentacles burst from her mouth, eyes & ears.
Rince
August 5, 2014 at 13:21
BWAHAHAHAHHAAHHAH!
Rince
August 5, 2014 at 13:23
I cannot stop frigging laughing at this. Can you imagine if you didn’t expect it? Man, I would have fun getting people to test it out…
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 5, 2014 at 13:24
😀
Kensei Seraph
August 5, 2014 at 13:25
http://i.imgur.com/um1r0pF.gif
Hammersteyn
August 5, 2014 at 13:30
What were the brothers about to do? O_o
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 5, 2014 at 13:31
And why does the “brother” have side-boob?
Lord Chaos
August 5, 2014 at 13:31
My thoughts exactly.
Hammersteyn
August 5, 2014 at 13:32
Is it a magic show?
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 5, 2014 at 13:33
SUPPLIES!
Sageville
August 5, 2014 at 16:32
The missing dialogue….
“I’m….Not your younger brother-”
“Er, I known, I’ve been spying on your shower-time for years…”
“Surplies!”
Kensei Seraph
August 5, 2014 at 13:24
Based on the header image you are trapped in some kind of abandoned underground testing facility.
Quite possibly this is a test conducted by early, pre-GLaDoS Apeture Sciences.
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 5, 2014 at 13:28
Exactly what “aperture” are we talking about? O_o
Kensei Seraph
August 5, 2014 at 13:29
This one:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3021/2383446424_250db80737_m.jpg
Hammersteyn
August 5, 2014 at 13:28
Getting closer and closer to the Martrix
http://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/692014214657.gif
Sageville
August 5, 2014 at 16:34
I needed this for feeding the kids…
Hammersteyn
August 5, 2014 at 16:38
Hahaha
Hammersteyn
August 5, 2014 at 13:31
Tsunami warning for Emmarentia Dam apparently….
cookiemonster
August 5, 2014 at 14:18
Did you guys feel that earthquake
Hammersteyn
August 5, 2014 at 14:26
I’m in the Western Cape so no. Nothing ever happens here.
Anon A Mouse
August 5, 2014 at 14:27
Wait nine months, it’ll hit ;-P.
There are actually people in the Cape saying they felt something, I’m not too sure though.
cookiemonster
August 5, 2014 at 15:54
We had our desks doing a jig……was a bit hectic
Hammersteyn
August 5, 2014 at 15:56
Everyone’s okay at least?
cookiemonster
August 5, 2014 at 17:54
We got shaken and stirred
Sageville
August 5, 2014 at 16:29
saw the header and instantly thought: : “Finally! Tentacle Simulator has arrived!”