Do you like amassing an army, organizing it into perfect formation and then smashing your forces against a similarly awesome looking foe? Well, then you probably already have some of the Total War games. But, if you haven’t played them all, or have been waiting for the right moment to try one out, this is your weekend… provided you have a high speed line.
Over on Steam, it’s the free Total War weekend celebrating 15 years of Total War. Here’s the full list of games available:
- Total War: ATTILA
- Total War: ROME II – Emperor Edition
- Total War: SHOGUN 2
- Total War: Shogun 2 – Fall of the Samurai
- Napoleon: Total War
- Empire: Total War
- Medieval II: Total War
Plus, if you like the games, you can get them at ludicrous discounts this weekend. All except for ATTILA are 75% off while Total War: ATTILA is 33% off. It’s all an excellent offer and a great opportunity for those who are considering picking up Total War: Warhammer to get familiar with the franchise’ mechanics.
However, if you’re interested in grabbing this, you’d better start your download ASAP. These aren’t small games – Total War: SHOGUN 2 requires 22GB of HD space and the download is not much smaller than that. So get your high-speed line working, or download at work, or whatever trick you use to grab games quickly because you only have this weekend to play and you don’t want to spend it watching a loading bar. Total Wait, am I right?
Last Updated: June 26, 2015
Pariah
June 26, 2015 at 11:41
Total MEHr.
Alien Emperor Trevor
June 26, 2015 at 11:42
Total Wait. tee hee.
Hammersteyn
June 26, 2015 at 11:48
BWAHAHAHA!
Kensei Seraph - Terran Ghost
June 26, 2015 at 11:47
Why couldn’t this have happened next weekend?
I will only get paid next week…
Admiral Chief's Adventure
June 26, 2015 at 11:48
I can sponsor you, but you have to dance for me first…
Kensei Seraph - Terran Ghost
June 26, 2015 at 11:51
Who would have thought that those ballroom dancing lessons from primary school that I have completely forgotten would one day become useful.
Have some dance gifs instead:
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1475250/fallout-just-dance-o.gif
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-aKTfj5tAILA/UyYUrZN83RI/AAAAAAAAEfE/edm70YzqSzE/w632-h360-no/Fate+Kaleid+Liner+Prisma+Illya+-+OVA.gif
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/684/379/0e0.gif
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wWjvks9eMHA/TRDkEugGv6I/AAAAAAAAAdA/vBpeWaD3MjU/s1242/Misc-ChibiMikuDance.gif
Admiral Chief's Adventure
June 26, 2015 at 12:00
WTF is that last one?
Kensei Seraph - Terran Ghost
June 26, 2015 at 12:03
Chibi Miku doing some weird kind of dance I think.
RinceThis
June 26, 2015 at 12:12
I was like, eh? Where are the obligatory androgynous anime characters, then I clicked more 😛
Kensei Seraph - Terran Ghost
June 26, 2015 at 12:25
http://25.media.tumblr.com/e3c2ed20e22179276167fef557f93701/tumblr_mo045tqLKy1s69mplo1_400.gif
Hammersteyn
June 26, 2015 at 11:48
It feels like we are one par with 1st world gamers when it comes to skill and our taste in games and the gaming culture as a whole. It’s just that we are stuck in one of the prettiest countries in the world with the best weather but the shittiest most expensive online infrastructure.
Pariah
June 26, 2015 at 11:48
*on
Hammersteyn
June 26, 2015 at 11:49
GramMEHr Nazi
Admiral Chief's Adventure
June 26, 2015 at 11:50
Mehriah?
Pariah
June 26, 2015 at 11:50
Shut up AdMEHral.
Hammersteyn
June 26, 2015 at 11:51
inb4me XD
Pariah
June 26, 2015 at 11:51
HamMEHrsteyn. XD
Hammersteyn
June 26, 2015 at 11:51
LOL!
Admiral Chief's Adventure
June 26, 2015 at 11:52
Hammehrsteyn
Pariah
June 26, 2015 at 11:52
You’re too late, bro. MEHbe you should read the comment first?
Admiral Chief's Adventure
June 26, 2015 at 11:53
Mehriah, haha, oh man, that will last a while
Trevor Matrix
June 26, 2015 at 11:55
What your brother said when both of you were doing that hooker? 😛
Admiral Chief's Adventure
June 26, 2015 at 11:55
Yoh, looks like I need to go find that line
Pariah
June 26, 2015 at 11:55
Tervor MEHtrix. How do you always manage to leave the line in your rear view mirror? O_o
Trevor Matrix
June 26, 2015 at 11:57
I think you sniffed a line or two from the vanity mirror. What are you talking about… 🙂
Hammersteyn
June 26, 2015 at 11:55
Hey we tossed you the head so that you can get a piece so stop complaining.
Admiral Chief's Adventure
June 26, 2015 at 11:56
O_O
Pariah
June 26, 2015 at 11:56
I don’t know what’s worse. The decapitation, or the implication that you and HaMEHr are brothers. O_o
Hammersteyn
June 26, 2015 at 11:58
He aint heavy, no really. He’s not that big
Admiral Chief's Adventure
June 26, 2015 at 11:59
Aye, I’m not big/small, just normal size.
Its just, compared to me, you are like Shrek
Hammersteyn
June 26, 2015 at 11:59
XD
Admiral Chief's Adventure
June 26, 2015 at 12:00
At least I like Shrek
Hammersteyn
June 26, 2015 at 12:01
http://i.memeful.com/media/post/BRkjb5M_700wa_0.gif
Admiral Chief's Adventure
June 26, 2015 at 12:19
Bwahahahahaha!
Admiral Chief's Adventure
June 26, 2015 at 11:58
Oh we cannot be brothers, I cannot be related to that fence sitting character
Hammersteyn
June 26, 2015 at 11:59
WE come from two different worlds. You’re NC and I’m TR
Admiral Chief's Adventure
June 26, 2015 at 12:00
Indeed, so no relation AT ALL
Hammersteyn
June 26, 2015 at 12:00
Except for our symbiotic hate of the VS
Admiral Chief's Adventure
June 26, 2015 at 12:01
True dat (this might be duplicate msg)
Admiral Chief's Adventure
June 26, 2015 at 12:01
Nm, I see it corrected itself
Admiral Chief's Adventure
June 26, 2015 at 12:10
That is true
Admiral Chief's Adventure
June 26, 2015 at 11:52
I’m MEHjestic
Hammersteyn
June 26, 2015 at 11:53
MEHster Race…
Pariah
June 26, 2015 at 11:53
AMEHzing.
Admiral Chief's Adventure
June 26, 2015 at 11:51
Hahaha, ok that even make me giggle.
Henceforth, he will be known as MEHriah
VampyreSquirrel
June 26, 2015 at 11:57
NOPE, but only because it’s not my kind of game.
Hammersteyn
June 26, 2015 at 11:58
Nice gesture though
Trevor Matrix
June 26, 2015 at 11:58
Make Love Not War! http://s4.imgserve.net/images/small/2013/08/14/520b6e3d33f4e.JPG
Hammersteyn
June 26, 2015 at 12:01
It’s Total War not Total Whore
Trevor Matrix
June 26, 2015 at 12:04
That’s my sister, you bone head!
Pariah
June 26, 2015 at 12:06
@hammersteyn:disqus That’s also the mother of his child. COME NOW. HAVE YOU NO SHAME?!
Trevor Matrix
June 26, 2015 at 12:08
Is that you, my Son????
Pariah
June 26, 2015 at 12:09
I’m way too smart for that. Sorry mate, keep looking.
Trevor Matrix
June 26, 2015 at 12:10
The DNA does not lie, my boy. Come to Daddy!
Hammersteyn
June 26, 2015 at 12:08
She’s such a “Tease”
Trevor Matrix
June 26, 2015 at 12:09
Hey. We had to feed that child… Money don’t come cheap.
Alien Emperor Trevor
June 26, 2015 at 12:10
Unlike your sister… 😀
Trevor Matrix
June 26, 2015 at 12:11
For fifty bucks, she’d fake an orgasm.
Pariah
June 26, 2015 at 12:15
You’d know.
Trevor Matrix
June 26, 2015 at 12:18
She did not charge family members. She did tell me she double charged you though. 😛
Alien Emperor Trevor
June 26, 2015 at 12:24
So I can save myself R50, bonus!
RinceThis
June 26, 2015 at 12:00
Total snore
Alien Emperor Trevor
June 26, 2015 at 12:01
Total Snor is more like it!
RinceThis
June 26, 2015 at 12:01
Snark snark!
Admiral Chief's Adventure
June 26, 2015 at 12:20
Pretoria edition
Admiral Chief's Adventure
June 26, 2015 at 12:02
Like your love life?
RinceThis
June 26, 2015 at 12:03
No, like your reply SNORE!
Admiral Chief's Adventure
June 26, 2015 at 12:24
Hahaha I STRUCK A NERVE!
brendalaris
June 26, 2015 at 12:50
you use to grab games quickly ..