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Play Total War for free this weekend, if you have the line speed

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Do you like amassing an army, organizing it into perfect formation and then smashing your forces against a similarly awesome looking foe? Well, then you probably already have some of the Total War games. But, if you haven’t played them all, or have been waiting for the right moment to try one out, this is your weekend… provided you have a high speed line.

Over on Steam, it’s the free Total War weekend celebrating 15 years of Total War. Here’s the full list of games available:

  • Total War: ATTILA
  • Total War: ROME II – Emperor Edition
  • Total War: SHOGUN 2
  • Total War: Shogun 2 – Fall of the Samurai
  • Napoleon: Total War
  • Empire: Total War
  • Medieval II: Total War

Plus, if you like the games, you can get them at ludicrous discounts this weekend. All except for ATTILA are 75% off while Total War: ATTILA is 33% off. It’s all an excellent offer and a great opportunity for those who are considering picking up Total War: Warhammer to get familiar with the franchise’ mechanics.

However, if you’re interested in grabbing this, you’d better start your download ASAP. These aren’t small games – Total War: SHOGUN 2 requires 22GB of HD space and the download is not much smaller than that. So get your high-speed line working, or download at work, or whatever trick you use to grab games quickly because you only have this weekend to play and you don’t want to spend it watching a loading bar. Total Wait, am I right?

Last Updated: June 26, 2015

69 Comments

  1. Pariah

    June 26, 2015 at 11:41

    Total MEHr.

    Reply

  2. Alien Emperor Trevor

    June 26, 2015 at 11:42

    Total Wait. tee hee.

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      June 26, 2015 at 11:48

      BWAHAHAHA!

      Reply

  3. Kensei Seraph - Terran Ghost

    June 26, 2015 at 11:47

    Why couldn’t this have happened next weekend?
    I will only get paid next week…

    Reply

  4. Hammersteyn

    June 26, 2015 at 11:48

    It feels like we are one par with 1st world gamers when it comes to skill and our taste in games and the gaming culture as a whole. It’s just that we are stuck in one of the prettiest countries in the world with the best weather but the shittiest most expensive online infrastructure.

    Reply

    • Pariah

      June 26, 2015 at 11:48

      *on

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        June 26, 2015 at 11:49

        GramMEHr Nazi

        Reply

        • Admiral Chief's Adventure

          June 26, 2015 at 11:50

          Mehriah?

          Reply

          • Pariah

            June 26, 2015 at 11:50

            Shut up AdMEHral.

          • Hammersteyn

            June 26, 2015 at 11:51

            inb4me XD

          • Pariah

            June 26, 2015 at 11:51

            HamMEHrsteyn. XD

          • Hammersteyn

            June 26, 2015 at 11:51

            LOL!

          • Admiral Chief's Adventure

            June 26, 2015 at 11:52

            Hammehrsteyn

          • Pariah

            June 26, 2015 at 11:52

            You’re too late, bro. MEHbe you should read the comment first?

          • Admiral Chief's Adventure

            June 26, 2015 at 11:53

            Mehriah, haha, oh man, that will last a while

          • Trevor Matrix

            June 26, 2015 at 11:55

            What your brother said when both of you were doing that hooker? 😛

          • Admiral Chief's Adventure

            June 26, 2015 at 11:55

            Yoh, looks like I need to go find that line

          • Pariah

            June 26, 2015 at 11:55

            Tervor MEHtrix. How do you always manage to leave the line in your rear view mirror? O_o

          • Trevor Matrix

            June 26, 2015 at 11:57

            I think you sniffed a line or two from the vanity mirror. What are you talking about… 🙂

          • Hammersteyn

            June 26, 2015 at 11:55

            Hey we tossed you the head so that you can get a piece so stop complaining.

          • Admiral Chief's Adventure

            June 26, 2015 at 11:56

            O_O

          • Pariah

            June 26, 2015 at 11:56

            I don’t know what’s worse. The decapitation, or the implication that you and HaMEHr are brothers. O_o

          • Hammersteyn

            June 26, 2015 at 11:58

            He aint heavy, no really. He’s not that big

          • Admiral Chief's Adventure

            June 26, 2015 at 11:59

            Aye, I’m not big/small, just normal size.

            Its just, compared to me, you are like Shrek

          • Hammersteyn

            June 26, 2015 at 11:59

            XD

          • Admiral Chief's Adventure

            June 26, 2015 at 12:00

            At least I like Shrek

          • Hammersteyn

            June 26, 2015 at 12:01

          • Admiral Chief's Adventure

            June 26, 2015 at 12:19

            Bwahahahahaha!

          • Admiral Chief's Adventure

            June 26, 2015 at 11:58

            Oh we cannot be brothers, I cannot be related to that fence sitting character

          • Hammersteyn

            June 26, 2015 at 11:59

            WE come from two different worlds. You’re NC and I’m TR

          • Admiral Chief's Adventure

            June 26, 2015 at 12:00

            Indeed, so no relation AT ALL

          • Hammersteyn

            June 26, 2015 at 12:00

            Except for our symbiotic hate of the VS

          • Admiral Chief's Adventure

            June 26, 2015 at 12:01

            True dat (this might be duplicate msg)

          • Admiral Chief's Adventure

            June 26, 2015 at 12:01

            Nm, I see it corrected itself

          • Admiral Chief's Adventure

            June 26, 2015 at 12:10

            That is true

          • Admiral Chief's Adventure

            June 26, 2015 at 11:52

            I’m MEHjestic

          • Hammersteyn

            June 26, 2015 at 11:53

            MEHster Race…

          • Pariah

            June 26, 2015 at 11:53

            AMEHzing.

          • Admiral Chief's Adventure

            June 26, 2015 at 11:51

            Hahaha, ok that even make me giggle.

            Henceforth, he will be known as MEHriah

  5. VampyreSquirrel

    June 26, 2015 at 11:57

    NOPE, but only because it’s not my kind of game.

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      June 26, 2015 at 11:58

      Nice gesture though

      Reply

  6. Trevor Matrix

    June 26, 2015 at 11:58

    • Hammersteyn

      June 26, 2015 at 12:01

      It’s Total War not Total Whore

      Reply

      • Trevor Matrix

        June 26, 2015 at 12:04

        That’s my sister, you bone head!

        Reply

        • Pariah

          June 26, 2015 at 12:06

          @hammersteyn:disqus That’s also the mother of his child. COME NOW. HAVE YOU NO SHAME?!

          Reply

          • Trevor Matrix

            June 26, 2015 at 12:08

            Is that you, my Son????

          • Pariah

            June 26, 2015 at 12:09

            I’m way too smart for that. Sorry mate, keep looking.

          • Trevor Matrix

            June 26, 2015 at 12:10

            The DNA does not lie, my boy. Come to Daddy!

        • Hammersteyn

          June 26, 2015 at 12:08

          She’s such a “Tease”

          Reply

          • Trevor Matrix

            June 26, 2015 at 12:09

            Hey. We had to feed that child… Money don’t come cheap.

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            June 26, 2015 at 12:10

            Unlike your sister… 😀

          • Trevor Matrix

            June 26, 2015 at 12:11

            For fifty bucks, she’d fake an orgasm.

          • Pariah

            June 26, 2015 at 12:15

            You’d know.

          • Trevor Matrix

            June 26, 2015 at 12:18

            She did not charge family members. She did tell me she double charged you though. 😛

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            June 26, 2015 at 12:24

            So I can save myself R50, bonus!

  7. RinceThis

    June 26, 2015 at 12:00

    Total snore

    Reply

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      June 26, 2015 at 12:01

      Total Snor is more like it!

      Reply

      • RinceThis

        June 26, 2015 at 12:01

        Snark snark!

        Reply

      • Admiral Chief's Adventure

        June 26, 2015 at 12:20

        Pretoria edition

        Reply

    • Admiral Chief's Adventure

      June 26, 2015 at 12:02

      Like your love life?

      Reply

      • RinceThis

        June 26, 2015 at 12:03

        No, like your reply SNORE!

        Reply

        • Admiral Chief's Adventure

          June 26, 2015 at 12:24

          Hahaha I STRUCK A NERVE!

          Reply

  8. brendalaris

    June 26, 2015 at 12:50

    you use to grab games quickly ..

    Reply

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