The fourth of May. It’s two days after my birthday and the death of Hitler, but it’s also a great day to be a Star Wars fan. And why not? A cult series of films, TV shows, comics and other merchandise have resulted in a massive fan following over the years, culminating on May 4 every year. Except it’s time to stop celebrating Jedi and Wookies. Your Emperor commands it!
I hope you folks are all proud of yourself. You’ve been supporting a bunch of sister-kissing rebel scum for too long now, and quite frankly, you deserve to be zapped with empirical Force Lightning for doing so.
For shame guys, for shame.
Last Updated: May 3, 2013
Aussious
May 3, 2013 at 19:50
Lord Vader…Rise… and meet your new Master.
Rince da Ref Lvl2
May 4, 2013 at 09:24
Leave a message…like a champion sir!
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
May 4, 2013 at 11:44
HAHAHAHA Like a BOSS!
Aussious
May 4, 2013 at 21:37
I never thought Id see the day that both Marvel and Lucusarts would be owned by Disney… the world has gone to shit.
Purple_Dragon
May 4, 2013 at 12:49
Even more brilliant!
Purple_Dragon
May 4, 2013 at 12:48
Brilliant!
Kyle
May 4, 2013 at 16:38
It’s 2 days before my birthday.
Unavengedavo
May 6, 2013 at 10:05
Pfff… I celebrated it and I am ready to face a storm trooper firing squad… O wait…