The Nintendo Wii will forever be cemented in my mind as the console that spawned the most useless peripherals and addenda. Bowling Balls? No thank you. Pedals? I’ll pass, thanks. Inflatable Horses? Die in a goddamned fire. The force is strong though with this trinket from StarWars.com.
Essentially a Darth Vader resin sculpture, this one amplifies the geek chic by doubling up as a Wii Sensor Bar Holder, making the complete lack of Star Wars Lightsaber games on the Wii even more bitter. The $50 sculpture comes with it a third use; Proudly display it under your TV and it’ll ensure you never see a member of the opposite sex naked again. Ever.
Source : Gizmodo
Last Updated: September 30, 2009
spl0it
September 30, 2009 at 14:27
But,the inflatable horsie is a great idea :cwy:
easy
September 30, 2009 at 15:11
“Proudly display it under your TV and it’ll ensure you never see a member of the opposite sex naked again.”
i thought that’s why they invented the internet?
ClericZA
September 30, 2009 at 17:53
I thought that there was a lightsaber game on the Wii. I still remember an article where the designers complained that they didn’t know about the Motion Plus during development.
Geoff
September 30, 2009 at 19:16
Yeah, it’s Star Wars Clone Wars – and it’s absolute rubbish. We’ll just forget it exists, ok? ;P
ReAVeR
September 30, 2009 at 22:40
Phallic shaped object… Oh the memories that brings back of Alpacafest 2.0
ReAVeR
September 30, 2009 at 22:40
Wait, that kinda sounds wrong…