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Prepare for Game Journalism Simulator

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Since Goat Simulator appeared and won everyone’s hearts, the simulator market has been flooded with bizarre simulator games including Rock and Grass simulator. Free Lives has even named Broforce Freedom Simulator. Where do you go from here? Even more meta with Game Journalism Simulator.

Prompted by the silliness and starting as a joke on Facebook, Jason Evangelho has decided to make a game. Not just any game, but a game based on simulating his own experiences as a video game journalist. At the moment, the game appears to be very early in development, with the first dev blog basically just saying that he’s pursuing a longtime dream of making a game instead of just critiquing them. You can get involved if you’re interested – he’s taking suggestions and comments on the game’s Facebook page.

It feels a bit funny writing about this, sort of like Game Journalism Simulator-ception. I’m not quite sure where the simulator concept can go from here. What next, banning the Oscar Pistorius simulator because it’s prejudicial?

Or how about White Knight Simulator where you can travel the strange land of the internet “empowering women” by implying that you need to defend them? Maybe we can create Joburg simulator where you fight traffic and eventually freeze to death, but not before completing key mini-games where you complain about e-Tolls and learn to correctly pronounce “pizza”.

What awesome new Simulator ideas would you like to see? Sandy wants to make games, maybe he can jump on this bandwagon and we can all get rich and famous as a result.

Last Updated: July 10, 2014

53 Comments

  1. Admiral Chief Fairburne

    July 10, 2014 at 11:31

    I saw Mechanic Simulator 2014 this week…

    Reply

    • HvR - Still dislikes Random.or

      July 10, 2014 at 11:34

      How much is the Tappet DLC?

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief Fairburne

        July 10, 2014 at 11:37

        You have to buy the ZefMyCar DLC first

        Reply

        • HvR - Still dislikes Random.or

          July 10, 2014 at 11:43

          And probably the Cortina Car Pack.

          Reply

          • Spaffy

            July 10, 2014 at 12:10

            With plenty of stickers

          • HvR - Still dislikes Random.or

            July 10, 2014 at 12:14

            And Dulux Racing stripe kit

    • Hammersteyn

      July 10, 2014 at 11:39

      • Admiral Chief Fairburne

        July 10, 2014 at 11:40

        Haai mens spot nie met Danville nie, mense daar kry regtig swaar…

        Reply

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      July 10, 2014 at 11:40

      Me too. I was like O_O. Car Mechanic Simulator.

      Reply

    • HvR - Still dislikes Random.or

      July 10, 2014 at 11:46

      Played Streetrod a lot as a kid.

      http://streetrodonline.com/

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        July 10, 2014 at 11:48

        THIS!!!

        Reply

      • Norm

        July 10, 2014 at 12:44

        Oh my… the fond memories.

        Reply

    • Skoobaz

      July 10, 2014 at 12:10

      Quite educational actually. Wouldn’t mind getting it

      http://store.steampowered.com/app/270850/

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief Fairburne

        July 10, 2014 at 12:14

        So its legit? Not like the surgeon one?

        Reply

        • Skoobaz

          July 10, 2014 at 12:39

          Oh ja, Legit. Completely… * sees scalpel in admiral’s hand, RUNS! *

          Reply

          • Admiral Chief Fairburne

            July 10, 2014 at 12:41

            COME BAAAAAAAAAAACK, your appendix, it needs, ADJUSTMENT

          • Skoobaz

            July 10, 2014 at 13:35

            The last bloody surgeon told me he removed my appendix, what kind of conspiracy is this???!!!

    • Peet Luckhoff

      July 10, 2014 at 12:21

      Actually a decent game / simulator. Bought it on the steam sale.
      Know 100% more about cars than I did before

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief Fairburne

        July 10, 2014 at 12:22

        Awesome, glad to hear!

        Reply

        • Spaffy

          July 10, 2014 at 12:25

          I never know when you are sarcastic.

          Reply

          • HvR - Still dislikes Random.or

            July 10, 2014 at 12:25

            Lulz

          • Admiral Chief Fairburne

            July 10, 2014 at 12:26

            Awesome, glad to hear that too

          • Spaffy

            July 10, 2014 at 12:45

            na mean?

          • Admiral Chief Fairburne

            July 10, 2014 at 12:46

            First one was not sarcastic, second one as well 🙂

          • Spaffy

            July 10, 2014 at 12:50

            I’ll rephrase :). “Do you know what I mean” 😛

  2. Admiral Chief Fairburne

    July 10, 2014 at 11:32

    GTA Gauteng. Instant success

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      July 10, 2014 at 11:35

      I won’t even play the game. I would just fuck around with taxis, and if I get a five star wanted level I’ll drive to the cops and announce myself if they aren’t too busy watching TV or selling guns and drugs or something.

      Reply

  3. DarthZA

    July 10, 2014 at 11:36

    Work Simulator…

    Reply

    • Admiral Chief Fairburne

      July 10, 2014 at 11:37

      O_O

      Reply

    • Weanerdog

      July 10, 2014 at 11:56

      So basically a “browsing lazygamer, cat memes and flashgame simulator.”

      Reply

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        July 10, 2014 at 12:04

        I love that game. Play it co-op with random strangers.

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        • Spaffy

          July 10, 2014 at 12:07

          Reply

        • Weanerdog

          July 10, 2014 at 13:21

          Most awesome game ever. It’s OVG approved don’t you know, the only online co-op game he plays.

          Reply

  4. Pieter Smal

    July 10, 2014 at 11:37

    I want Goatsimulator version 1.3…

    Reply

  5. Anon A Mouse

    July 10, 2014 at 11:45

    The Sex Doll Stimulator I mean uhm simulator.

    Reply

  6. Rince&pop

    July 10, 2014 at 11:46

    How about typing an article with no typos simulator? *RUNS

    Reply

    • Admiral Chief Fairburne

      July 10, 2014 at 11:47

      Don’t be daft, the coding on that would require a miracle

      Reply

      • Rince&pop

        July 10, 2014 at 11:47

        AHAHAHAHAH!

        Reply

      • Norm

        July 10, 2014 at 12:39

        And many, many Nazi’s

        Reply

        • Admiral Chief Fairburne

          July 10, 2014 at 12:39

          Heil!

          Reply

  7. Rince&pop

    July 10, 2014 at 11:47

    Oh, we can have a running an eSports organisation Simulator. End level boss, GAVIN.

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      July 10, 2014 at 11:50

      All he had to do was send Gavin Liverpool season tickets,problem solved

      Reply

    • HvR - Still dislikes Random.or

      July 10, 2014 at 11:50

      Super lawsuit power punch level 3000!!!!!

      Gavin counters:
      T-shirt tent sale!!!!!!

      Reply

      • Rince&pop

        July 10, 2014 at 11:51

        Lol at T-shirt/tent sale! hahaha

        Reply

  8. The_aQuato

    July 10, 2014 at 11:53

    Microsoft Simulator: The 180 Edition

    Reply

    • Greylingad

      July 10, 2014 at 12:01

      That sounds like a game I’ve played before, I think it’s called Microsoft Word, copy, paste into new document, save and everythings’ gone, you end up just where you started…also I wouldn’t pass at the chance to call the game “amnesia”….

      Reply

      • HvR - Still dislikes Random.or

        July 10, 2014 at 12:24

        Comes with 180+180 gaming chair

        Reply

  9. KingKappie

    July 10, 2014 at 12:04

    Can i give an idea you make the game make millions and than 2 years later i sue for using my idea?

    Reply

    • J_Joestar

      July 10, 2014 at 17:28

      Patent Simulator?

      Reply

  10. Johan de Wit

    July 10, 2014 at 12:56

    Simulator Simulator

    Reply

  11. Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

    July 10, 2014 at 13:19

    EA Simulator.

    Reply

    • Admiral Chief Fairburne

      July 10, 2014 at 13:21

      Ag nee man sis LC

      Reply

      • Sir Rants A Lot Llew

        July 10, 2014 at 13:25

        huehuehuehue

        Reply

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