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PS4 users consume three times more porn than Xbox One

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It’s a new generation and that means it’s time to check out all the weird stats we can find and in a completely irrelevant turn of events it seems that the PlayStation porn domination from the last generation continues into this generation.

According to stats from the adult site, SugarDVD, they are receiving 3 times the amount of requests from PlayStation 4’s compared to the Xbox One.

Previously SugarDVD claimed the Xbox One should be the porn console of choice

“Simply put, the Xbox One is a gateway for porn of the future,” SugarDVD CEO Jax Smith said, no doubt to the delight of Microsoft execs. “The PS4 is pretty, but Xbox One allows for more seamless integration and a more interactive experience.”

However the Xbox One also has that always on camera that may be deterring people from enjoying pornography in front of it.

Buzzfeed has also received a list of the top 10 movies and categories from SugarDVD for each console… it goes without saying that this is a pretty NSFW list.

Top 10 Playstation 4 movies viewed this month (December 2013):

1. Cream Plosions #2
2. Top Heavy Tarts #6
3. Creampie Hunnies From Russia
4. Big Ass Movie, The #2
5. Monsters Of Jizz #14: Older Men Younger Women
6. Desires #12
7. Wreck My Virgin Russian Ass
8. Big Titty MILFs #9
9. Top Heavy Tarts #11
10. It’s Okay! She’s My Step Daughter! #13

Top 10 Xbox One movies viewed this month (December 2013):

1. Cream Plosions #2
2. Wreck My Virgin Russian Ass
3. Creampie Hunnies From Russia
4. Top Heavy Tarts #24
5. Big Ass Movie, The #2
6. Monsters Of Jizz #14: Older Men Younger Women
7. School Bus Girls #2
8. Dirty Little School Girl Stories #3
9. Big Tits Curvy Asses #2
10. Top Heavy Tarts #25

Top 10 Playstation 4 categories this month (December 2013):

1. All Girl
2. Black
3. Amateur
4. Milf
5. Anal
6. Big Boobs
7. Chubby
8. Handjobs
9. Creampies
10. Latin

Top 10 Xbox One categories this month (December 2013):

1. Anal
2. College
3. Milf
4. Big Boobs
5. Black
6. Groups
7. Big Butts
8. All Girl
9. Amateur
10. Classic

So there you go, make up your own minds about those lists.

Last Updated: January 3, 2014

66 Comments

  1. Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)

    January 3, 2014 at 09:23

    That’s just because the PS4 has sold 3 times more than the Xbox One 😛

    Reply

    • OliverRC

      January 3, 2014 at 09:58

      100%

      Reply

    • VampyricSquirrel Monk

      January 3, 2014 at 12:03

      OvG posted this on Facebook and I thought you’d enjoy it…

      Reply

      • Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)

        January 3, 2014 at 12:10

        Lol, this is just as funny as when I found out that Clownfish all begin life as male, but can all carry both female and male reproductive organs on board. In any given community, the female is the largest fish, the breeding male is the second largest and the rest are sexually immature males. These immature males can turn into females if the alpha female dies.

        No wonder Nemo’s dad was so desperate to find him

        Reply

        • VampyricSquirrel Monk

          January 3, 2014 at 12:24

          Lmao! That explains everything!

          Reply

        • VampyricSquirrel Monk

          January 3, 2014 at 14:18

          I Just realised that the guys posting as Cracked on Youtube are more than likely ON crack

          Reply

  2. JJ's horrible secret (John)

    January 3, 2014 at 09:23

    Xbox people still going for anal, after all these years of buying Microsoft products.

    Reply

    • Sageville

      January 3, 2014 at 09:25

      Apparently, once you’ve made a hole in that market, it stays open for some time.

      Reply

      • JJ's horrible secret (John)

        January 3, 2014 at 09:26

        LOL.
        I just thought they’d be tired of it by now seeing as they had the whole RROD thing.

        Reply

        • Sageville

          January 3, 2014 at 09:27

          Stockholm syndrome?

          Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      January 3, 2014 at 10:09

      Bwahahahaha

      Reply

    • RinceGivesRspectsToMadiba

      January 3, 2014 at 16:54

      You would think with all the bending over from the Admiral would be enough, no?

      Reply

  3. Sageville

    January 3, 2014 at 09:26

    So it looks like Russia is winning the porn-wars.

    Reply

  4. Uberutang

    January 3, 2014 at 09:31

    Always knew they were bigger wankers. 😉

    Reply

    • Sageville

      January 3, 2014 at 09:34

      Yeah, but this is really a battle for 2nd and 3rd place as everyone know PC wankers are the biggest of all the wankers.

      Reply

      • Uberutang

        January 3, 2014 at 09:36

        NO, the order of wank is as follows:

        Apple Tablets.
        Apple Phones.
        Android Phones
        Android Tablets.
        Mac
        PC
        Linux
        PS4
        Xbone.

        🙂

        Reply

        • JJ's horrible secret (John)

          January 3, 2014 at 09:36

          Yes, but apple users don’t have to watch porn to be wankers.

          Reply

          • Sageville

            January 3, 2014 at 09:37

            You win this thread JJ!

          • Her Highness the Hipster

            January 3, 2014 at 09:54

            hey!!!! 🙁

          • JJ's horrible secret (John)

            January 3, 2014 at 10:16

            Sorry Zoe. You’re a girl, so you can probably get away with it though.

          • Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)

            January 3, 2014 at 10:28

            Being a wanker or watching porn on her phone? 😛

            Lol, I read something the other day, on fml.com i think, about a guy that was watching porn on his iPhone and then it got streamed to their TV where his family was watching.

          • JJ's horrible secret (John)

            January 3, 2014 at 10:47

            Suicide is the only option.

          • Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)

            January 3, 2014 at 11:01

          • VampyricSquirrel Monk

            January 3, 2014 at 12:35

          • Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)

            January 3, 2014 at 12:42

          • VampyricSquirrel Monk

            January 3, 2014 at 12:43

            LMAO!!!

          • Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)

            January 3, 2014 at 12:45

            I bet you he owns an Xbox One 😛

          • VampyricSquirrel Monk

            January 3, 2014 at 12:47

            More than likely

          • VampyricSquirrel Monk

            January 3, 2014 at 10:17

            JJ just dissed Zoe… bad JJ! BAD! In your corner *points*

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            January 3, 2014 at 09:56

            lol

      • Umar of The Rebellion

        January 3, 2014 at 09:45

        Yup. Dat secret folder hidden in your system32 folder…I know it’s there

        Reply

        • VampyricSquirrel Monk

          January 3, 2014 at 10:18

          Hidden folder? LOL

          I got a folder called Porn in my Movies folder on an external.

          Reply

          • Umar of The Rebellion

            January 3, 2014 at 10:32

            Dat balls of steel!!

          • VampyricSquirrel Monk

            January 3, 2014 at 11:49

            I don’t think I’ve got that one… lol

          • Sageville

            January 3, 2014 at 10:40

            …until your kids get hold of it and you have to explain why the lady is biting that man on his peepee….

          • VampyricSquirrel Monk

            January 3, 2014 at 11:49

            No kids… yet… lol

          • Sageville

            January 3, 2014 at 12:44

            …that you know of….

          • VampyricSquirrel Monk

            January 3, 2014 at 12:45

            Also true….

        • Sageville

          January 3, 2014 at 10:37

          Hidden “Income Tax” directory….Zip files with the extension renamed…

          Apparently… so I’ve heard

          Reply

    • Martin du preez

      January 3, 2014 at 09:36

      Says the pc gamer..the majority of basement dwelling virgins rubbing one off to their favorite naked Lydia mods in Skyrim. 😀

      Reply

      • Uberutang

        January 3, 2014 at 09:37

        I wish I had a basement. Nice and cold and dark.

        Reply

      • JJ's horrible secret (John)

        January 3, 2014 at 09:37

        Wow. I’ve got over 100 hours on Skyrim on pc and I didn’t even know there was a naked Lydia mod.

        Reply

      • Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)

        January 3, 2014 at 10:29

        The fact that you know this leads me to believe that you are one of those people? 😛

        Reply

        • Martin du preez

          January 3, 2014 at 13:27

          Unfortunately I’m friends with Uberutang and he spams PC shit on gmail ALL FUCKING DAY LONG. :p

          Reply

          • VampyricSquirrel Monk

            January 3, 2014 at 14:19

            We feel your pain.

            Oh wait… no… no we don’t…

          • Sageville

            January 3, 2014 at 15:05

            So essentially we get the diluted version?

            Eish!

  5. UltimateNinjaPandaDudeGuy

    January 3, 2014 at 09:39

    Sumbag console owner… Has no idea how to actually work any computer hardware or maintain it… Still calls PC owners lame! xD

    So cute.

    Reply

  6. Umar of The Rebellion

    January 3, 2014 at 09:39

    Monsters of jizz….lololololol……….at least ps4 owners spice things up a lil with chubby and creampies…Xboner users are so vanilla

    Reply

  7. iAmWeasel

    January 3, 2014 at 09:43

    That’s just because Xbox One gamers are old farts who can’t get it up ;-P

    Reply

  8. Umar of The Rebellion

    January 3, 2014 at 09:43

    It’ okay, she’s my step daughter!….No it’s not okay you sick bastard..lol loving these porno names.

    Reply

  9. Lardus-Resident Perve

    January 3, 2014 at 10:06

    I…I cannot comment on this…some of those searches and videos hit too close to home…

    Reply

    • VampyricSquirrel Monk

      January 3, 2014 at 10:11

      You have some of those titles at home??? Downloaded or bought? lmao

      Reply

      • Sageville

        January 3, 2014 at 10:47

        Well obviously he bought the Creampie Omnibus boxed set… good value for money

        Reply

        • Lardus-Resident Perve

          January 3, 2014 at 11:00

          And the MILF one…and the combination one 😛

          Reply

          • Sageville

            January 3, 2014 at 11:10

            I know that feel brother Lardus (Sniff – Teary eyed)

  10. Hammersteyn

    January 3, 2014 at 10:10

    People pay for porn?????

    Reply

    • VampyricSquirrel Monk

      January 3, 2014 at 10:12

      You question doesn’t compute. You CAN pay for porn?

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        January 3, 2014 at 10:16

        I don’t think SugarDVD (can’t type that with a straight face) gives handouts (again I giggle at the use of the word handouts.)

        Reply

    • Sageville

      January 3, 2014 at 10:47

      • Hammersteyn

        January 3, 2014 at 10:53

        LOL just don’t click that at the office!

        Reply

  11. Brenz

    January 3, 2014 at 10:39

    Xbox One users like being fucked in the ass?

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      January 3, 2014 at 10:54

      Either that or that’s how they wish to treat their ladies it seems.

      Reply

    • VampyricSquirrel Monk

      January 3, 2014 at 11:48

      They bought an Xbone didn’t they?

      Reply

  12. Mathias

    January 3, 2014 at 12:33

    I needed no kind of proof to be aware of this… It shows.

    Reply

  13. Gerard Matthews

    January 4, 2014 at 01:10

    That’s because they’re all wankers! Sorry, I could not resist. Did not mean it though 🙂

    Reply

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