Ready yourselves for some MAXIMUM CHEESE. In the war of the consoles, PC is clearly the best platform for gaming.
While I’m sure many of you enjoy a good musical every now and then, you’ve never seen anything as stupidly good as this. I mean it’s got everything. Handsome babyfaced men, dainty girls in pretty dresses and the prevailing message that consoles are clearly inferior.
Last Updated: July 15, 2013
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Jonin_PS4
July 15, 2013 at 18:48
That’s so stupid… I love it.
Unavengedavo
July 16, 2013 at 08:46
3 min and 13 seconds of my life that I will never get back… BUT IT WAS WORTH IT!
Trevor Davies
July 15, 2013 at 18:55
Geoff already played the “PC is da bes!” card today 😛
Kromas
July 16, 2013 at 07:14
Not a card to play if it’s the cold hard truth.
Mythryl
July 15, 2013 at 23:19
Any console players remember not meeting minimum sys requirements? Just sayin trololol
Kromas
July 16, 2013 at 07:15
Gotta love console backwards compatibility. 😛
John Ambitious
July 16, 2013 at 07:24
Haha. Great stuff. Let’s not forget the awesomely fast load times of the consoles….
RMKennySA
July 16, 2013 at 08:55
You do not have direct x ver who actually cares, please restart your pc while we test your patience. this game requires 500mg RAM. You have 499…. Please upgrade your hard drive because we would like to install the entire game onto your hard drive, yet still need the disc to play. Do you want to play? Lets flicker the screen a few times first.. Are your crossing your fingers?? Good. Here is the Blue Screen Of Death!!!! mwahahahhaha!!
Dave Davies
July 15, 2013 at 23:31
I wouldnt mind playing on that PC.
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
July 16, 2013 at 07:57
DAT REDHEAD!
John Ambitious
July 16, 2013 at 08:03
She has a point too
I like how the PC people aren’t really bothered with the rest.
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
July 16, 2013 at 08:11
Makes her even HAWT-R
HvR
July 16, 2013 at 08:44
and her lack of soul will probably mean lower morale values. 😉
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
July 16, 2013 at 08:46
I don’t want no stinking lower morale….
Lower morals on the other hand…
HvR
July 16, 2013 at 08:47
proof that musicals kill brain cells… sells…. cels
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
July 16, 2013 at 08:49
There was music? I just ogled the hawt redhead and lolled at the consolers 😉
Unavengedavo
July 16, 2013 at 09:30
The question is… Does the drapes match the carpet?
John Ambitious
July 16, 2013 at 08:04
I’m just thinking, what kind of gamer comes up with this??
Jonah Cash
July 16, 2013 at 08:11
This guy ><<
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
July 16, 2013 at 08:13
So PC gets the hottest girl?
Hahaha
Paul Fouche
July 16, 2013 at 09:22
hahahahahahahaha this is funny as hell
Wynand Bezuidenhout
July 18, 2013 at 10:40
I don’t think we need prepare. This opera (not musical) has been on going and dragged out longer than the most tormenting piece Wagner could ever have come up with. The screaming will simply continue at a different pitch. I say the popularity war will be won through the aid of hackers and console modifiers (ironic as it seems) the first console that can successfully support home brew or be exploited will become more popular, more titles will be written for it and the cycle will perpetuate.