The gamer hook up site, shagagamer.com, should be a parody site but it really isn’t. It really does exist and it actually looks like people are using it. Now the owner of the site wants to chat to Rockstar about getting his site put into GTA V.
It’s an obvious ploy for free marketing from Shagagamer but if I had a vote I’d agree to it. Simply put, GTA’s in-world websites and radio stations have always been totally over the top and this site would fit in perfectly.
You could browse to the site via some Internet cafe and then head across town to find your perfect shag before the lust timer runs out. It would add an interesting and utterly pointless side mission to the game and really wouldn’t seem out of place at all. It’s never going to happen but it would be cool if it was.
Oh and if you really think this is all still a joke then check out this instructional video on how nerdy gamers can pick up hot chicks and score… it’s quite sad really.
How to pull a Sexy Gamer Girl by DateAGamer
Hey she used the word buffer that must mean she really is a sexy gamer girl…
The best part of the whole site is that they have these sexy ladies fawning over someone who so desperately needs to see the sun.
Last Updated: August 1, 2013
That Super Twit
August 1, 2013 at 15:33
O_O
Trevor Davies
August 1, 2013 at 15:36
Maybe someone should tell them what can happen to women you sleep with in GTA :/
PointMan
August 1, 2013 at 15:37
http://i.imgur.com/DYO6X.gif
RinceThisAndGingerSmite
August 1, 2013 at 15:38
A little part of me just died… Only time I’d say buffer to a lady is while handing her the wax for my car…
Trebzz
August 1, 2013 at 15:38
What a slut o.O
ElimiNathan
August 1, 2013 at 15:38
Haha wow, this is bad, really really bad
Trevor Davies
August 1, 2013 at 15:46
hahahaha I just saw the article tags.
RinceThisAndGingerSmite
August 1, 2013 at 15:48
PS. Is it me, or does the dude look like he’s thinking ‘They promised me beer and games, and this is what I get’?
Trevor Davies
August 1, 2013 at 15:49
“Really? You play games on a mac?”
RinceThisAndGingerSmite
August 1, 2013 at 15:51
Today the corner is not good enough for you!
Mark Treloar
August 1, 2013 at 21:05
http://www.youtube.com/user/beergamesbeer
Ultimo_Cleric N7
August 1, 2013 at 15:53
This so sad its almost painful.
RinceThisAndGingerSmite
August 1, 2013 at 15:54
Almost, come on! Look at the ‘dude’ in the pic! He’s past sad, and in that special little hell where we go when it’s too late.
Paul Fouche
August 1, 2013 at 16:18
whaaahahahahah!
Theo Steenekamp
August 1, 2013 at 16:19
I signed up for that site… just for shits and giggles. Set a friend up with a chick using his picture hehe. He thought I got her from varsity :D…. he had a good night though. Think I’m a good friend?
Paul Fouche
August 1, 2013 at 16:22
check half of LG set up accounts after they read that
Theo Steenekamp
August 1, 2013 at 16:25
I can confirm she was rockin it… really..
bluegoon
August 1, 2013 at 21:12
hahahaha
hairyknees
August 1, 2013 at 16:33
O_O
hairyknees
August 1, 2013 at 16:35
LOL that line right at the end? WTF!
bluegoon
August 1, 2013 at 21:14
10/10 for ingenuity to the owner of the site, good job dude, lol.
Mossel
August 2, 2013 at 08:36
Goddammit! Clicked on the link at work…it is marked as pornography! fml.
CypherGate
August 2, 2013 at 09:24
That last line she says… damn… lol they make it seem as though gamers cant get chicks or are complete geeks… but then again shame… if this is able to help some gamers who cant get gals then good for them!
Lardus-Wolverine
August 2, 2013 at 13:07
There are way too many ou tannies and fake accounts on this site. Just sayin’