Guys, I know what kind of game you need. It’s got to have action! Guns! Panties! More panties! Did I mention panties yet? Explosions! Panties! And I’ve got just the game for you, that’ll check all those boxes for you.
From the team that brought you Assault Gunners, comes Bullet Girls. The bastard lovechild of Call of Duty and a Victoria’s Secret catalogue, the game will have you battling it out in a girls-only shooter as a member of the Ranger Corps according to Famitsu (via SiliconEra).
A special forces group that consists of high school girls who are taught to battle in any situation, missions will consist of players assuming command of two characters in the Attacker and Supporter roles, using their skills and tactics to win the day.
Attackers can obviously engage the best in frontline battle, while Supporters survey the battlefield in order to provide strategies.
For mock battles, there’ll be several weapons which the girls can use. Fret not though, because this ain’t Battle Royale. The bullets can only damage clothing, in a discreetly revealing manner.
Beyond all that though, the game really, really prides itself on allowing players to collect bras and panties. You can mix and match them to create up to 1600 distinct patterns. Truly current-gen stuff here folks:
And let’s not forget that there’s always the possibility of being captured by the enemy! Those buggers will use any means of torture possible in order to obtain information. And you have to prepare your Rangers for that eventuality. You have to hone their mind and spirit to resist interrogation.
By groping them yourselves, and seeing how hard they resist:
Bullet Girls is out in August on the PS Vita. No one will believe me if I say that I’m playing it only for review purposes.
Last Updated: May 21, 2014
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 21, 2014 at 10:34
Meh keep your boring granny panties. I’ve already got thongs.
Umar_Zero
May 21, 2014 at 10:49
Loved that game
Kensei Seraph
May 21, 2014 at 10:54
Congratulations, you have a mimic.
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 21, 2014 at 11:03
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Jonah Cash
May 21, 2014 at 10:35
Hahahaha!! Umar is going to have to go home if he reads this and checks out those images!! Uhm boss I need new pants the old one has a toothpaste stain on it……
Umar_Zero
May 21, 2014 at 10:43
It is toothpaste…I was brushing my teeth in the bathroom stall…..
Jonah Cash
May 21, 2014 at 10:46
Hahahaha!!!!
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 21, 2014 at 10:48
…
Hammersteyn
May 21, 2014 at 10:48
I brush three times a day
Hammersteyn
May 21, 2014 at 10:36
Starting to remember why I bought a VIta
Hammersteyn
May 21, 2014 at 10:39
Japanese games I mean, not this though
VampyreSquirrel
May 21, 2014 at 10:40
I’m starting to wonder why I haven’t bought one yet…
Umar_Zero
May 21, 2014 at 10:42
http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/h361/Bump4/gifs/ogdwuv.gif
Hammersteyn
May 21, 2014 at 10:48
hahahaha
Sageville
May 21, 2014 at 10:49
LoL, so gangsta wearing that sweater vest that granny made him
Kensei Seraph
May 21, 2014 at 10:48
Is it weird that I thought of Pokemon when reading the title?
Hammersteyn
May 21, 2014 at 10:49
maybe the grope part.
Kensei Seraph
May 21, 2014 at 10:52
No, the flash part.
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 21, 2014 at 10:50
Gotta get in them all?
derp
May 21, 2014 at 10:51
Gotta grope them all?
Kensei Seraph
May 21, 2014 at 10:55
HM05 Flash.
EvaBrain
May 21, 2014 at 10:53
Meh keep your boring granny panties fuck hole had a look http://bit.ly/1jqxm5F
Umar_Zero
May 21, 2014 at 11:01
I…I don’t understand
Kensei Seraph
May 21, 2014 at 11:04
It’s a bot that mimics @disqus_DoEH3TsffU:disqus first comment hoping to lure people to a slow and painful death.
DON’T CLICK THE LINK!!
Umar_Zero
May 21, 2014 at 11:06
Oh no, I already did….It was knowing you all, besides @rincethis:disqus
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 21, 2014 at 11:10
More to the point, how did it know I was thinking “fuck hole”? O_o
Umar_Zero
May 21, 2014 at 11:11
“granny panties fuck hole” EXACTLY……..What’s going on….#skyNET
SargonTheGreatPandaOfAkkad
May 21, 2014 at 11:23
Um….
RinceofFuturePast
May 21, 2014 at 10:57
Le sigh. When is the meteor arriving again? this is just depressing…
Mark Treloar
May 21, 2014 at 10:58
Imagine though if all interrogation was like this. No man would ever fight in a war again.
Kensei Seraph
May 21, 2014 at 10:59
Maybe if you were on the winning side…
Mark Treloar
May 21, 2014 at 11:06
So you would volunteer to interrogate or be interrogated by this guy?
Kensei Seraph
May 21, 2014 at 11:07
Only if the losing side consisted entirely of hot woman and I was on the winning side.
Based on those bars at the bottom of the image it looks like it’s possible to get a good ending, if you know what I mean.
Mark Treloar
May 21, 2014 at 11:08
Don’t think that army will ever exist.
Kensei Seraph
May 21, 2014 at 10:58
Didn’t you get the letter?
A bunch of gingers were volunteered to go and stop it.
I heard they were short 1 person and because of that they didn’t make it back.
RinceofFuturePast
May 21, 2014 at 10:59
yeah, they went around it and kept on going. Was supposed to tell you. My bad!
Kensei Seraph
May 21, 2014 at 11:00
So you had the option to escape Earth and start a new colony free of ginger prejudice and you chose to stay…
RinceofFuturePast
May 21, 2014 at 11:01
Who else is supposed to keep an eye on your soul-filled mother fuckers? 🙂
Kensei Seraph
May 21, 2014 at 11:02
*you
The other thousand or so gingers not to mention all the people who carry the ginger gene and will one day have children.
RinceofFuturePast
May 21, 2014 at 11:04
*WOW
Kensei Seraph
May 21, 2014 at 11:05
I know right.
http://ampp3d.mirror.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Tim-and-Eric-Space-Explosions.gif
RinceofFuturePast
May 21, 2014 at 11:06
The wow was about your apparent massive issue with gingers 😛
Kensei Seraph
May 21, 2014 at 11:09
Well 90% of my family is ginger and I’m not so it’s fun to tease sometimes.
But I’m allowed to only because of half-ginger privileges.
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 21, 2014 at 11:15
Half-ginger? Does that mean your hair is pink instead of red? :/
Kensei Seraph
May 21, 2014 at 11:16
No. It means if I grow a beard there are ginger hairs mixed in among the brown hair.
And I’m immune to the soul-stealing powers of gingers.
Mark Treloar
May 21, 2014 at 11:01
are those the ones they are sending to Mars? The red planet?
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 21, 2014 at 11:02
Well that just ruins the whole “men are from Mars” thing.
Kromas
May 21, 2014 at 11:14
This is how I read every single Japanese game review.
“This is a Japanese game featuring everything you know about anime and the weird world of Japan.Enjoy”
Pretty much sums it up.
Sageville
May 21, 2014 at 11:26
A game where you grope high school girls and shoot their clothes off…. I’m trying to think of their target market:
1.) High School Boys
2.) Dirty old men
3.) Pedobears
Unavengedavo
May 21, 2014 at 12:59
I bet Darryn now regrets auctioning off his Vita. In unrelated news, does anyone know where I can get a Vita?