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Sick Filth – The Evil Within discriminates against barbed wire

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Pamela Assets

I’m pretty hopeful that Bethesda’s upcoming scare ‘em up The Evil Within will help give the horror genre the mainstream shot in the arm that it deserves. But at the same time, I just cannot condone its blatant misuse of barbed wire, painting that entire industry in a negative light. We’ve been too afraid to speak up, as we’ve already been paid off for a 9/10 review. Fortunately, one outlet still has some integrity.

The Onion, a respectable source of properly researched and credible news recently ran an expose on the Bethesda game, showing how its emphasis on linking barbed wire to murderers and people who have improper relations with livestock, is completely undeserved. Here’s the video:

And he’s right. We need to ban this sick filth! While I go organise a protest, you can see the cruel and unusual use of barbed wire in these new screenshots from the game.

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The Evil Within will be misrepresenting an entire industry on Xbox One, Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, PlayStation 4 and PC in August. Unless we stop this sick filth first.

Last Updated: April 17, 2014

17 Comments

  1. Just as long as no one is called babe!

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    • Rince the Unhuggable

      April 17, 2014 at 15:13

      Hey babe.

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      • Hammersteyn

        April 17, 2014 at 15:15

        Sup babe

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        • Rince the Unhuggable

          April 17, 2014 at 15:32

          slup babe

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          • Hammersteyn

            April 17, 2014 at 15:40

            nothing and you babe

          • Rince the Unhuggable

            April 17, 2014 at 15:44

            Rash. You?

          • Hammersteyn

            April 17, 2014 at 15:49

            practicing selfies babe. Going clubbing tonight

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            April 17, 2014 at 18:58

            Those seals won’t know what hit them!

        • Mark Treloar

          April 17, 2014 at 16:01

          HMMMmm…… Bacon?

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          • Hammersteyn

            April 17, 2014 at 16:07

            so hungry………

  2. Lardus-Resident Perve

    April 17, 2014 at 15:12

    Nice funny video. Good for such a long day! And nice article as well

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  3. Hammersteyn

    April 17, 2014 at 15:17

    The movie Barb Wire is way more offensive than any misuse of barb wire. Also Pamela is more plastic than anything. Should have called the movie Silicone Nightmare.

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    • Mark Treloar

      April 17, 2014 at 16:04

      So you wouldn’t wrap her around stuff?

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      • Hammersteyn

        April 17, 2014 at 16:08

        Only as a floatation device

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  4. Umar's Sin

    April 17, 2014 at 15:28

    I was surprised as to how many people didn’t know this was a joke

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    • Hammersteyn

      April 17, 2014 at 15:40

      I know right.

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  5. Gr8_Balls_o_KFM_Fire

    April 17, 2014 at 16:01

    Screenshot 3 the guy is showing zero expression O_O

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