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Tap to crap in Turd Birds

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You calling me a crapper? Do I sit over your car and reign bird dirt all over it? Is that what you're saying? DATS IT!

The Last of Us can go suck an egg. Bioshock Infinite can take its story concepts and shove it. There’s only one game that I want to play this year, and it stars the jerkasses of the animal kingdom, birds. For as long as there have been expensive sports cars, there have been birds to crap all over them. And now, it’s your turn to control the flow of bird dirt.

That’s pretty much the main idea behind Bird Turds. An endless runner from 2K Games and developer Cat Daddy, you fly around with an enslaved bird and poop on everyone. Including your friends, thanks to Facebook integration.

The poop can also be powered up and comes in several variants based on what grub your feathered fiend has ingested, leading to all manner of avian anus attacks, from the likes of the Deuce and Sergeant Squirts. Turd Birds will be a free download on mobile devices, so expect the usual pay gates to be included.

Last Updated: July 12, 2013

38 Comments

  1. Imagine playing this in your car and a bird craps on your windscreen.

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  2. Umar Kiiroi Senk?

    July 12, 2013 at 11:36

    Automatic WIN for GoodFeathers header

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  3. OVG

    July 12, 2013 at 11:37

    Now if only Zynga can come up with this SHIT.

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    • Trevor Davies

      July 12, 2013 at 11:42

      But now that someone else has, they’ll come up with turd dogs, turd cats, turd rats, etc

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      • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

        July 12, 2013 at 11:43

        Hehe, makes me think of that Leon Shucks movie with the T.I.R.D. ‘s

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        • Jonah Cash

          July 12, 2013 at 11:48

          They don’t call me Die Hard for nothing!!

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      • OVG

        July 12, 2013 at 11:44

        Turd Mattrick Returns the videogame

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  4. Admiral Chief Groot Wors

    July 12, 2013 at 11:38

    New definition of Angry Birds…

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  5. Admiral Chief Groot Wors

    July 12, 2013 at 11:39

    Anyone remember Hock a Loogie?

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    • Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

      July 12, 2013 at 11:46

      MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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      • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

        July 12, 2013 at 11:48

        <3

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    • Sandelk

      July 12, 2013 at 11:49

      Yip, I do… Getting old…

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    • HvR

      July 12, 2013 at 12:21

      took me quite a while to figure that I had to use right click for the green one.

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  6. CrasH

    July 12, 2013 at 11:39

    Birds of a feather… poop together?

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  7. Admiral Chief Groot Wors

    July 12, 2013 at 11:40

    Sergeant Squirts? Sounds like a porn star

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    • Jonah Cash

      July 12, 2013 at 11:46

      Dirk Digler’s cousin!!!

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    • John Ambitious

      July 12, 2013 at 12:02

      This whole thing is a porno in Afrikaans

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      • HvR

        July 12, 2013 at 12:23

        starring Grootvoël Visage and Pramme Potgieter.

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        • John Ambitious

          July 12, 2013 at 12:29

          There we have it

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  8. Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

    July 12, 2013 at 11:46

    what the duck!?

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    • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

      July 12, 2013 at 11:52

      Duck poop is larger!

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      • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

        July 12, 2013 at 11:53

        It holds no candle to Hadida poop!

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        • That Dark Twit

          July 12, 2013 at 11:54

          Imagine if Elephants Birds were still around.

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          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            July 12, 2013 at 11:55

            Lol

          • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

            July 12, 2013 at 11:55

            Love the new name and avatar!

          • That Dark Twit

            July 12, 2013 at 11:55

            Thanks 😀

        • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

          July 12, 2013 at 11:56

          Janee bliksem. Evil birds. Every time I see one I either scare the crap out of it or I throw something at them

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          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            July 12, 2013 at 11:57

            One pooped on my car windscreen before. It was not pretty. I was busy driving too

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            July 12, 2013 at 11:57

            Did you say “Holy Shit”?

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            July 12, 2013 at 11:58

            Something like that yeah

          • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

            July 12, 2013 at 12:01

            They sense your fear.

            Word got around, they know to fear me, they stay the hell away from my house/car/person

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            July 12, 2013 at 12:02

            Lol. Well can you inform them to do the same around me? heh

          • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

            July 12, 2013 at 12:03

            I’ll inform them accordingly. As I kick their feathery ass I’ll scream “THAT ONE WAS FOR ELLEN!!!!!”

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            July 12, 2013 at 12:04

            Ellen? Really?

          • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

            July 12, 2013 at 12:06

            Oh crap. I mean LC!!!!

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            July 12, 2013 at 12:07

            DOH

  9. Major Commodore 64 Darryn B

    July 12, 2013 at 12:30

    This comment thread: Pure win.

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