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The Applied Sciences of Sexy & Grotesque Zombie Hunting

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What the hell, Japan? You continue to amaze and terrify me. Onechanbara Z Kagura with Nonono! is the latest game in that bizarre series about the undead, tits and swords, and here’s a trailer for the game, passed off as a documentary about “The Applied Sciences of Sexy & Grotesque Zombie Hunting.” Yes, really. It’s in English, so you’ll have no trouble understWHAT IS THIS?

Here’s a bunch of screens via AGB, for those of you who can’t watch video. The game is available for PS3 – and you can own a copy yourself for just $112.

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Last Updated: November 1, 2013

212 Comments

  1. Her Highness the Hipster

    November 1, 2013 at 14:01

    that “white blood”. you crazy japanese….

    Reply

    • Vampyre Squirrel

      November 1, 2013 at 14:19

      LOL!!! You didn’t have the same reaction as the chick in the video then?

      Reply

    • Rincethisweekout!

      November 1, 2013 at 14:21

      Hey?! 0-O Can you imagine the brain storming session?! “Hai, I want the white blood” “White blood wery difricrirt” “Hai, wery wery, but wery GOOD!”

      Reply

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      November 1, 2013 at 14:21

      clazy :/

      Reply

    • John's (JJ's) grand endeavour

      November 1, 2013 at 14:24

      Insert Zoe catchphrase here.

      Reply

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        November 1, 2013 at 14:27

        I wouldn’t be so sure about that.

        Reply

  2. Rincethisweekout!

    November 1, 2013 at 14:12

    Man oh man. It just gets more and more insane! It’s their drinking water, I swear it! At least US in the west are sane! http://i.imgur.com/OudLd7s.gif

    Reply

  3. Rincethisweekout!

    November 1, 2013 at 14:13

    Okay, I only got 3 minutes in before I had to smash my head against my desk…

    Reply

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      November 1, 2013 at 14:18

      Watch it again!

      Reply

      • Vampyre Squirrel

        November 1, 2013 at 14:19

        What he said!

        Reply

      • Rincethisweekout!

        November 1, 2013 at 14:19

        NEVA!

        Reply

        • Vampyre Squirrel

          November 1, 2013 at 14:21

          DO IT!

          Reply

          • ToshZA

            November 1, 2013 at 14:21

            Better yet, share it on your facebook page. See what reactions you get.

          • Rincethisweekout!

            November 1, 2013 at 14:21

            You not careful certain Ice cream videos will appear…

          • John's (JJ's) grand endeavour

            November 1, 2013 at 14:25

            NO!!!!!

          • Rincethisweekout!

            November 1, 2013 at 14:28

            Yes, I am sorry, it’s Friday, the day is fucking DRAGGING, so I will bring out the big guns! 0-O

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 14:29

            You guys owe me a game of golf!

          • John's (JJ's) grand endeavour

            November 1, 2013 at 14:31

            I owe you nothing!!!!
            Oh wait…that wasn’t meant for me.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 14:33

            YOU OWE ME!! I made you that AVATAR!! I can HOLD IT ABOVE YOU!!!

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 14:35

            Yes, yes we do. Tonight if you can… I’ll even abandon the crazy ones to golf with you.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 14:36

            What time you guys normally go online? @rincethis:disqus

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 14:38

            I’ll probably be on by 6pm lol

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 14:39

            You serious!

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 14:40

            Dead serious… I’ll be home by 5:15pm
            wife cooks, i clean (the next morning)
            so yeah… I’ll probably be on GTA by 6pm

          • Rincethisweekout!

            November 1, 2013 at 14:40

            And off when?

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 14:41

            When I’m done playing… lol… normally around 1-2am (judging by the last 2 weeks)

          • Rincethisweekout!

            November 1, 2013 at 14:45

            Shehs, you must be hectic level now

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 14:46

            nah, just short of Rank 29

          • Rincethisweekout!

            November 1, 2013 at 14:49

            So you playing in our Crew? I see you’ve been spending time with John with the enemy.. LG 0-O

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 14:49

            Stalker Squirrel Enabled

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 14:53

            LOL… I only stalk NPC’s

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 14:55

            I have killed many a women after stalking them… I am not proud to say how many…. because quite frankly I have lost count..

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 14:51

            Yeah, been in our Crew for the past week. Only spent 3 days in the LG crew and got to Rank 1 there in about 3 hours 😛

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 14:52

            SHAME ON YOU!!! sleeping with the enemy next!

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 14:55

            Not my fault they don’t do survivals and jobs as much as me 🙂

          • Rincethisweekout!

            November 1, 2013 at 14:56

            What worries me is you are 92% AND spend that much time ONLINE…

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 14:57

            ADDICT

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 14:57

            No comment!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 14:58

            “Hi my name is Gareth, and I play Gta V more than I do work”

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 14:59

            I work 9 hours a day, 5 days a week, with no lunch break.

            But I do play GTAV for about half an hour to an hour every morning, and then for around 2-4 hours at night… and not every night.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 15:04

            Dude I’m pulling your leg.. I know you work hard man..

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 15:07

            Yeah… been nuts this week… at least doing work in the office for most of today.

            #TooMuchDrivingAround

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 15:11

            I think I’d enjoy driving around the day goes faster then… I’m in office whole damn day!

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 15:13

            It helps… but I need a car with an aircon… this heat is killer.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 15:13

            What car is it?

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 15:14

            Citi golf bru! lol

            Really need to make a plan so I can sell it or trade it in… or just steal my wife’s Vivo

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 15:14

            Your car? or works?

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 15:16

            Mine of course. Company I work for couldn’t possibly get me a company car to travel around in.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 15:18

            Bastards! Well My Tazz Technically has an aircon but goes slow as hell uphills when its on! hahah so be cool when cruising then DIE up hills lol

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 15:20

            LOL! I got manual aircon… it’s called opening a few windows.

            Wife has a Tazz with aircon in it, and it died when it saw a hill.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 15:23

            I am assuming your in corporate clothes all day.. that now has to be a bitch! Thank god for work I Do shorts and t shirts all the way!

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 15:26

            Nope, jeans and golf shirts… no way I’m climbing into roofs in corp clothing.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 15:28

            Thank god for that! My late bro, he worked for Ster kinkor Head office in Sandton… The shit he did in corporate clothes! Sever room aircon stuffed, over 200 servers trying to back them up…

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 15:29

            Lol, yeah, I had that at my previous couple jobs.

            A friend of mine works at Ster Kinekor in Sandton… but designing and editing ads.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 15:32

            Id love to work there! Bro got headed hunted from Standard bank… Worked there for awhile was on his way to becoming It Architect or something.. Highest you can get in It programming from what I remember… Those It guys at these big corporate places I feel for them, going in middle of the night to fix shit when servers go down…

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 15:00

            Also… I go to GTAA meetings… every day… on GTAV… we meet at the airport

          • Rincethisweekout!

            November 1, 2013 at 14:52

            Got to make people work for something!

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 14:54

            Yeah… they obviously not online as much as me.

            I still haven’t run into any of the LG Staff on there though.

            Brenda’s always on Netflix.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 14:56

            That’s all he does, watching Pron…. and batman pron…

          • Rincethisweekout!

            November 1, 2013 at 14:56

            Yeah, I think Brenda spends most of her time watching Pokemon.

          • Mark Treloar

            November 1, 2013 at 16:37

            *Pokepron* fixed for you

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 14:42

            What about spending time with her??

          • SaintsRowNigri

            November 1, 2013 at 14:43

            Now listen to Dr Phil sorry Dr Tim!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 14:46

            DR Tim replies: Dear Saintsrow (I can’t pronounce) I see you have a problem with penises, you mentioned them all around you! That a fantasy of yours? a Fear perhaps?

          • SaintsRowNigri

            November 1, 2013 at 14:50

            No. I just log onto Lagz and I am surrounded by dicks!
            Just joking! Just joking! I love you guys all equally!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 14:51

            LIES!!

          • Rincethisweekout!

            November 1, 2013 at 14:51

            Just some less than others *Runs heheheh

          • SaintsRowNigri

            November 1, 2013 at 14:53

            Yes, but I did not want to say that out loud. Some people like @ca47b531ff0f2e5139318ea9ac39adec:disqus you only love because the Bible says you must…

          • Rincethisweekout!

            November 1, 2013 at 14:54

            BWAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHA!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 14:54

            SILENCE!!! IT IS NOT FUNNY! I AM IN THE BIBLE!

          • Rincethisweekout!

            November 1, 2013 at 14:55

            Are you the guy who spent all his money on booze and whores and let daddy down? *RUNS

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 14:56

            I’ll wait for you tonight! When you least expect it, gonna bring the rain son…

          • Rincethisweekout!

            November 1, 2013 at 14:58

            Oh, you’re him, the one that has a staff and can control water and stuff? Not bad, still, that silly robe you have is SO last season…

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 15:05

            but I love my robe 🙁

          • SaintsRowNigri

            November 1, 2013 at 14:57

            As is your president. So I am not sure if that is such a great claim to fame…

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 14:44

            I always spend time with my wife, I’m not such a bad person. lol

            She’ll probably be in the same room playing games or watching series

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 14:45

            Thank goodness! You play on tv or monitor?

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 14:45

            TV all the way ekse

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 14:47

            So she is on laptop? So she really is not bothered by you playing? My wife doesn’t mind me playing, but if gaming gets too much then The black abyss opens!

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 14:53

            LOL!! Yeah she’s on a laptop… one of the two floating around our place.

            My wife doesn’t mind me playing, and I have been playing A LOT on GTAV… but she bought it for me, so her own fault. I still try and spend as much time as possible with her and help her cook and watch stuff with her, etc.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 14:54

            GOOD!!! Otherwise I’ll tell on you!

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 14:56

            That’s just mean… I’m not gonna invite you over for curry anymore.

          • Rincethisweekout!

            November 1, 2013 at 14:37

            Haha! Do we now 🙂 @illuchnemancera:disqus

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 14:39

            I’ll play golf with him… you can go hunt people

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 14:39

            NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED FLESH!!! TIMMY HUNGRY!!!

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 14:40

            O.o

          • Rincethisweekout!

            November 1, 2013 at 14:41

            0-O 9000+

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 14:41

            i’m bored so sue me!

          • Rock789

            November 1, 2013 at 14:56

            O_O

            **runs**

            The end.. The end is here!!!

          • Rincethisweekout!

            November 1, 2013 at 14:59

            Oi! Judas! I see you were playing in the LG team with @illuchnemancera:disqus ! Why?! Where’s the love?!

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 15:01

            The love is split between SOMA and LG 😛

          • Rock789

            November 1, 2013 at 15:04

            Ke?! I no understand… If GTA Online, I haven’t been online since last weekend (haven’t been able to play as much this week as I’d have liked… Too busy. Tried focusing on my SP game. Might do that again tonight so I can finish the story – just 8 missions to go, according to Social Club).

            I am SOMA! My heart bleeds psychedelic orange! 😉 🙂

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 15:06

            LIES!!! *in gollum voice*

          • Rock789

            November 1, 2013 at 15:12

            Never! 🙂

          • Rincethisweekout!

            November 1, 2013 at 15:08

            HAHAHAH! I see, it is a JOHN, not THE John 😉 You are spared… THIS TIME!

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 15:08

            Too many people with the same name!!!!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 15:09

            But only 1 Tim 😉

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 15:12

            But for how long?

            There was only one Gareth… and then that British guy joined and confusion reigned supreme!!!

            It’s just a matter of time man… we’ll be overrun with people with the same name… I’ll say “Hey Tim” and get 15 people say “Hey dude” in 15 different accents and then the world will end!

          • Rock789

            November 1, 2013 at 15:10

            Exactly!

            **grabs pitchfork**

            Burn the witch!!!

          • Rincethisweekout!

            November 1, 2013 at 15:14

            Haha 🙂 I’ve spent the last 10 minutes adding missions from Rockstar’s site so hopefully we will all have more to do @timster1033:disqus@illuchnemancera:disqus

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 15:17

            Uh oh!!! lol

            We can always do the ones we get “texts” for

          • Rincethisweekout!

            November 1, 2013 at 15:21

            I added a jet fighter one 🙂

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 15:21

            Those are BOSS!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 15:25

            I would know! 😉

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 15:25

            You can do that?

          • Rincethisweekout!

            November 1, 2013 at 15:30

            Would seem so. There are a whole bunch of missions that say you can add or remove from your game. Not really sure how it works…

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 15:30

            Only one way to find out!!!

            Hopefully we have more than just 3 people playing 😛

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 15:33

            Introduce them to survival! that was fun with you man!

          • Rock789

            November 1, 2013 at 15:36

            Survival is awesome! Especially against the Hicks… 😉 Plus there’s an achievement for it… Gotta survive till Wave 20!

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 15:36

            *10.

            There’s only 10 waves. Tim and I got it

          • Rock789

            November 1, 2013 at 15:37

            O_O

            Damn it! Ok, we seriously gotta do that! Strategy people – I want a plan of attack! Stat! 🙂

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 15:38

            Myself and Gareth already have a plan! lol Well my plan is follow Gareth hahah He is DA BOSS on survival!!

          • Rock789

            November 1, 2013 at 15:38

            He is da boss everywhere! Damn fine player and an honour to gun down random citizens by his side! 😉 🙂

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 15:39

            Lol! Thanks guys… but I’m not that good… there are much better players out there.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 15:40

            Being modest!

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 15:41

            LOL! You haven’t been in the Death Matches I got wiped with… it was terrible… only got 3 kills… they’re RELENTLESS!!!! *Screams*

          • Rock789

            November 1, 2013 at 15:40

            I’m just shocked there are so many players out there on Level 100 in GTA Online… I mean how many hours does that entail?!

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 15:41

            I was watching an Achievement Hunter vid the other day and they’re all on 100+.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 15:43

            They have no lives you see.

          • Rock789

            November 1, 2013 at 15:46

            True dat… I got money to make to pay bills, damn it! So wish I had more time to game – got a really shweet backlog I wanna get through!

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 15:47

            Difference is most of the AH guys play games for a living

          • Rincethisweekout!

            November 1, 2013 at 15:43

            I’m right here!

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 15:43

            Did you guys hear something @timster1033:disqus@rock789:disqus?

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 15:44

            Hear my ass make a noise but that’s normal I have been told..

          • Rincethisweekout!

            November 1, 2013 at 15:44

            Guys, GUYS?!

          • Rincethisweekout!

            November 1, 2013 at 15:45

            *Reminds Gareth of Nick’s storming win and first place, twice! Grrrrr

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 15:48

            Yeah Nick, those were awesome… J and I had no chance

          • Rincethisweekout!

            November 1, 2013 at 15:59

            Hehe, it was the fact I hit nothing that got me 🙂

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 16:01

            Yeah… you’re pretty good at crashing at times… those times though, there were no obstacles for you.

            J and I were hitting whatever you missed.

          • Rincethisweekout!

            November 1, 2013 at 16:01

            What do you mean there were ‘no’ obstacles! GRRRRR

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 16:02

            I mean you were dodging them all… like a BOSS

          • Rock789

            November 1, 2013 at 16:10

            I did, yes… Almost sounded like… troll? 😉

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 15:39

            Dude you kick my ass in every race! still wonder when that jetengine is gonna pack up that’s apparently strapped to your xbox!

          • Rock789

            November 1, 2013 at 15:40

            Sorry – bought a new one last weekend… Stocked it with brand new plutonium! 😉

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 15:42

            GREAT NOW I AM REALLY SCREWED! 0_0

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 15:43

            That’s what she said…

          • Rock789

            November 1, 2013 at 15:45

            LOL! 🙂

          • Rock789

            November 1, 2013 at 15:47

            I promise to use it only for good…

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 15:48

            good… powerful… winning cars…

          • Rock789

            November 1, 2013 at 15:52

            Exactly! 😉

          • Rock789

            November 1, 2013 at 15:39

            Sounds like a good plan!

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 16:01

            R$20k in the bank for completing 10 waves of survival

          • Rock789

            November 1, 2013 at 16:09

            Ok, now you’re just teasing me… 😉

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 15:36

            I tried… but the 4 of us died on Wave 5 or 6 and they moved onto something else.

            It’s sad that we finished Survival with just the 2 of us, and then failed with 4 ppl.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 15:37

            How pissed was Nick??

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 15:38

            Was Jason, Nick, and John (I think)… the sun was still out, and they just kept dropping like flies 😛

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 15:38

            Damn! I am pretty good then!

          • Rock789

            November 1, 2013 at 15:43

            It’s the faints… My character just randomly passes out sometimes… 😉

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 15:43

            Too much AWESOME!

          • Rock789

            November 1, 2013 at 15:44

            That could be it, yes… 🙂

          • Rock789

            November 1, 2013 at 15:31

            Excellent! **said in Mr Burns voice**

            Time to increase the SOMA cash flow! 🙂

          • Rincethisweekout!

            November 1, 2013 at 14:40

            Oi! Take that back! I should be on around 10 if the ex isn’t visiting… 😉

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 14:40

            hmmmmm gonna get your freak on!

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 14:41

            I dunno if I read too deeply into that…

            No idea what I should have taken out of that comment

          • Rincethisweekout!

            November 1, 2013 at 14:41

            Hahaha! what you will…

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 14:42

            Remember to put on some love tunes! aka Barry White!

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 14:43

            Yeah… Slipknot, Mudvayne and Dimmu Borgir don’t seem to always work…

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 14:43

            Unless in a bananagangbang!

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 14:45

            Don’t mention that again… I’m still wondering what the hell is on the other side of that link.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 14:48

            Doesn’t exist!

          • Rock789

            November 1, 2013 at 14:56

            Excellent choice! 😉

          • Umar Moe Moe

            November 1, 2013 at 14:57

            play some Tupac and get all gangsta up that hood!

          • SaintsRowNigri

            November 1, 2013 at 14:45

            I tried Barry White once. She pointed and laughed. Both at once!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 14:49

            at your package… hahahaha

          • SaintsRowNigri

            November 1, 2013 at 14:29

            I’ll bring out Gramma. In all her naked glory, seeing as we are now showing dicks all over the place… (and that just sounded so wrong)

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 14:30

            You like seeing dicks all over the place! WHO ARE YOU MAN!!!

          • Rincethisweekout!

            November 1, 2013 at 14:38

            WOW 0-O I haven’t eaten enough doughnuts for this!

          • Rock789

            November 1, 2013 at 14:57

            I’m a little afraid right now, I won’t lie…

  4. ToshZA

    November 1, 2013 at 14:16

    What. The. F$#@. Did I just watch?

    Reply

  5. Vampyre Squirrel

    November 1, 2013 at 14:19

    Seriously? WTF did I just sit through.

    And WTF is up with the “White Blood”? And the reaction to it?

    Thanks for the mind fucks Geoff

    Reply

    • TiMsTeR1033

      November 1, 2013 at 14:25

      He is soul searching today….

      Reply

      • Vampyre Squirrel

        November 1, 2013 at 14:38

        Seems to be

        Reply

  6. SaintsRowNigri

    November 1, 2013 at 14:22

    Damn! I wants to see this video!!! WANTS WANTS WANTS!

    Reply

    • Vampyre Squirrel

      November 1, 2013 at 14:23

      Then does it!

      Reply

  7. TiMsTeR1033

    November 1, 2013 at 14:25

    Geoff why all these Japnese kak videos!!

    Reply

    • SaintsRowNigri

      November 1, 2013 at 14:27

      Show the Japanese some respect, dude. They are practically the inventors of video games!

      Reply

      • ToshZA

        November 1, 2013 at 14:28

        And porn. Tim should build a shrine to them.

        Reply

        • TiMsTeR1033

          November 1, 2013 at 14:28

          What are you trying to say?

          Reply

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            November 1, 2013 at 14:30

            That you’re a DIY expert who can assist people with home improvement.

          • Rincethisweekout!

            November 1, 2013 at 14:30

            0-O

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            November 1, 2013 at 14:31

            What? We’re talking about construction right?

          • Rincethisweekout!

            November 1, 2013 at 14:31

            Some call it that?

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 14:32

            You a builder?

          • Rincethisweekout!

            November 1, 2013 at 14:33

            Only of girls with broken hearts… Wait, what?

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 14:34

            You a heart breaker?

          • Rincethisweekout!

            November 1, 2013 at 14:35

            #foreverSP!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 14:31

            Really that coming from #ForeverSP wait! I am TIM THE TOOL MAN TAYLOR!!

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            November 1, 2013 at 14:31

            He didn’t ask me. #foreverSP

        • Rincethisweekout!

          November 1, 2013 at 14:28

          BOOM!

          Reply

      • Rincethisweekout!

        November 1, 2013 at 14:29

        And Michael Jackson was practically the inventor of Modern Pop, and now we have Beiber…

        Reply

        • TiMsTeR1033

          November 1, 2013 at 14:29

          If MJ stayed black….. How famous he would be today!

          Reply

        • SaintsRowNigri

          November 1, 2013 at 14:30

          Oh, Snap!

          Reply

  8. Lardus-Resident Perve

    November 1, 2013 at 14:28

    What a load of crap hahahahaaa!! “nonono yesyesyes nonono yesyesyes” hahahahaaaaa

    Reply

    • SaintsRowNigri

      November 1, 2013 at 14:42

      Isn’t that 95% of the dialogue of the movies you watch?

      Reply

      • Vampyre Squirrel

        November 1, 2013 at 14:46

        BOOOM!

        Reply

      • Lardus-Resident Perve

        November 1, 2013 at 14:47

        Dialogue? What is that? There are only moans accompanied by other strange sounds. No dialogue at all 😛

        Reply

  9. Umar Moe Moe

    November 1, 2013 at 14:47

    oooh Onechambara, quite enjoyed this game….I am in no way biased because of boobies

    Reply

  10. Ultimo_Cleric N7

    November 1, 2013 at 14:48

    Japan is like the friend who always takes the jokes too far. Then takes the joke even further. Then takes a dump on your face.

    Reply

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      November 1, 2013 at 14:58

      and makes a game about it.

      Reply

      • Vampyre Squirrel

        November 1, 2013 at 15:03

        With dodgy looking white blood

        Reply

      • Umar Moe Moe

        November 1, 2013 at 15:03

        It’s the good type of dump

        Reply

        • Vampyre Squirrel

          November 1, 2013 at 15:04

          Yes it is… wait, WHAT? O.o

          Reply

    • ToshZA

      November 1, 2013 at 15:24

      Hi, I’m Japan, pleased to meet you. Your faeces all look so familiar…

      Reply

  11. Tiaan Pat

    November 1, 2013 at 14:51

    OMF O.o I am starting to think they are super perves…. and this is so wrong :/

    Reply

    • Umar Moe Moe

      November 1, 2013 at 14:52

      But so right

      Reply

      • ToshZA

        November 1, 2013 at 15:23

        Back in your Pokeball UmarKyou!

        Reply

        • Umar Moe Moe

          November 1, 2013 at 15:32

          Pika Pika

          Reply

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 15:34

            CHU!

          • Umar Moe Moe

            November 1, 2013 at 15:35

            Bless you

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 15:36

            Why thank you… Remember no more Kyou…ok umar! You a big boy now you can tell the world you hate pokemon..

  12. ToshZA

    November 1, 2013 at 15:23

    I postulate that Geoff posts this sort of weird crap to get his post count up. Its working.

    Its also the only thing that makes sense.

    Reply

  13. AJ Titanium

    November 4, 2013 at 15:31

    That was fantastic.

    Reply

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