Amiibos on their own, are actually pretty damn gorgeous to look at. Between Disney Infinity, Skylanders and Nintendo’s own grab at the toys to life genre, they just may have the very best physical figures on offer. Still, that doesn’t mean that these figures can’t be better. And when left in idle hands, you get the following masterpieces, from cosmic Pikachu to Death-Stare Luigi.
There’s a whole Tumblr dedicated to these Amiibos. Such as the aforementioned Pikachu which is made up of an entire universe:
Captain Falcon going over 9000:
Tough guy Pikachu:
Flame Princess Peach
Dankey Kong:
Grandiser Link:
Zero Cool Samus:
Oh sweet Mario, put the hammer down, bloody Dedede:
There’s a ton more on the Tumblr, with custom Amiibos to see for days on end. I’m tempted to make my own custom figure for a Nintendo game. I have a Super Mario figure right here which I was supposed to send to Geoff, but I think I’m going to keep it and work some magic on it. First things first: That moustache has to go. And so does that goofy hat. And dungarees? The 1990s called, they want their fashion back.
No, what this Mario needs, is a proper mankini, a shave and some shades. Once I’ve worked my magic on this guy, Geoff is going to be thrilled to have me as an Amiibro. Positively thrilled I say! Remember kids, friendship is about knowing your friends well, and then using said knowledge to crush their dreams and hear their lamentations. Go forth, and spread my gospel already.
Last Updated: February 23, 2015
Blood Emperor Trevor
February 23, 2015 at 14:09
You can almost hear Geoff’s agonised scream of BRENDAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Hammersteyn
February 23, 2015 at 14:11
When did Obi-wan shave?
Captain JJ the crafter
February 23, 2015 at 14:14
Wow, and here I was convinced it’s Professor X.
Hammersteyn
February 23, 2015 at 14:18
No he’s busy assembling the Justice League
Blood Emperor Trevor
February 23, 2015 at 14:21
That was my favourite part of the last Transformers movie.
Hammersteyn
February 23, 2015 at 14:26
Agreed, I like Donatello the most.
Captain JJ the crafter
February 23, 2015 at 14:28
I was very disappointed when Jack Sparrow sank the bat-submarine.
Blood Emperor Trevor
February 23, 2015 at 14:15
He had to shave while trekking to Mordor with the gnomes to throw Keanu Reeves down a volcano.
Hammersteyn
February 23, 2015 at 14:16
That’s what happens when you take the yellow pill
Captain JJ the crafter
February 23, 2015 at 14:28
There was a yellow pill?
Who knew.
Captain JJ the crafter
February 23, 2015 at 14:30
That black Pika is pretty cool.
RinceThis
February 23, 2015 at 14:31
HAHAHA!
Captain JJ the crafter
February 23, 2015 at 14:34
I believe in Darryn’s gospel.