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The best Tetris game ever made is coming to PC as an Epic Games Store exclusive next week

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Tetris Effect (2)

I think it’s safe to say that Tetris is the perfect video game. It’s easy to pick up at any age, challenging to master and you can play it on everything from a PlayStation 4 to a toaster these days. It’s sublime catharsis at its most basic level, a simple puzzle that never ends and more addictive than freshly buttered bread dipped in cocaine. Coke toast.

Tetris Effect then, is Tetris perfected. We’ve described it as a religious experience and one that absolutely shines through the PlayStation VR hardware if you happen to own one of those headsets. Thanks to its pitch-perfect application of the Tetris formula and a banging soundtrack that is interwoven into the visual and audio DNA, Tetris Effect is simply one of the best PlayStation exclusives around.

Well, for now at least.

That period of exclusivity ends next week, as Tetsuya Mizuguchi’s musical masterpiece hits the Epic Games Store as one of its latest exclusive acquisitions on July 23. You’ll be able to play Tetris Effect with what the developers say will be an uncapped framerate, support for ultrawide monitors and plenty of other graphical bells and whistles, as well as support for the HTC Vive and Oculus Rift. As Odin intended.

More importantly, that exclusivity deal coming to an end on PS4 hopefully means that Tetris Effect will make its way towards the Xbox One and Nintendo Switch, the latter being possibly the perfect platform for the game. Just imagine it: Tetris Effect on the go, with an option to play the game in vertical mode on your switch while that amazing soundtrack leaks through the speakers. I think I’d be in heaven.

Anyway, if you’re keen to grab Tetris Effect on PC, it’ll launch with a 20% discount until August 6, and from then on will cost you $17.99/R251 for afterwards. A price I’d happily pay thrice for that gem.

Last Updated: July 17, 2019

26 Comments

  1. This news honestly made my day today. So keen to try it out.
    Weird how Epic is where all my pre-purchases are happening.

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    • Pariah

      July 17, 2019 at 14:25

      And that’s why exclusives work. It’s not weird, it’s what Epic were going for from the start.

      Reply

  2. Gr8_Balls_o_Fire

    July 17, 2019 at 14:25

    Never tried this. Thought 600 bucks was too much for Tetris.

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    • Pariah

      July 17, 2019 at 14:26

      Well with the price of a buck ranging from $400 – $10 000, yeah. 600 of those seems excessive.

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      • Gr8_Balls_o_Fire

        July 17, 2019 at 15:55

        HAHAHAHA fokofpolisiekkar

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  3. For the Emperor!

    July 17, 2019 at 14:26

    So…Bestris?

    Reply

  4. HvR

    July 17, 2019 at 14:35

    Wonder if Disney is going to make a real life Tetris movie, o wait they are too late

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    • Pariah

      July 17, 2019 at 14:45

      Live action Fantasia plz. ktnxbai.

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  5. Dr Webster Flexington MD

    July 17, 2019 at 14:45

    lol, 250 randelas? This version of Tetris better deliver, son!

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    • The D

      July 17, 2019 at 14:56

      You’ll want to pay double that when you’re done.

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      • Dr Webster Flexington MD

        July 17, 2019 at 14:56

        Don’t you use that Big D charm on me. You’re not getting me to open my wallet… OOOOOOHHH BIG D….

        *opens wallet*
        *PreOrders Tetris*

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        • Gr8_Balls_o_Fire

          July 17, 2019 at 15:55

          Big D? Really?

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          • Webster Flexington

            July 17, 2019 at 17:12

            lol, no.

            It’s also funny to think this was probably the comment that got me banned from CriticalHit 🙁 hahahahah! Oh man. What a timeline.

          • Ithica Jones

            July 18, 2019 at 11:15

            Press F for Jim!

  6. Yahtzee

    July 17, 2019 at 14:56

    • Admiral Chief Umbra

      July 17, 2019 at 15:05

      o_O

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  7. Guz

    July 17, 2019 at 14:25

    I played more than enough tetris on my golden china to last me a life time, can still hear those annoying Russian dancers at the end of the stages

    Edit: this one might give me an epileptic fit also

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