Right. We’ve got a copy of Bloodborne – very possibly the best PlayStation 4 exclusive available – up for grabs to one lucky winner. that competition is now very, very closed , which means it’s time to announce the winner – who’ll soon be taking out Cleric Beasts like a boss.
The winner is:
Dylan Chadee. We’ll get in to contact soon to get you your copy of of the game. Please remember though;we waive any liability to any damage resulting from thrown controllers.
Last Updated: April 2, 2015
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Michelle
April 2, 2015 at 14:18
I’ve never seen so much indian in a comp draw list.
Sir GIF Sexy
April 2, 2015 at 14:25
You enter? o.O I don’t think they’ve worked out the PS4/Xbox One X play yet.
Gr8_Balls_o_KFM_Fire
April 2, 2015 at 14:53
(Nasal voice ) Ey you know we smaak to get a sumting sumting for nuting ekse
Michelle
April 2, 2015 at 15:16
lmao
Pariah
April 2, 2015 at 14:20
I was going to ask Llew why his name isn’t there at his chosen spot, but then I remembered he didn’t win the PS4.
*RUNS
Lord Chaos
April 2, 2015 at 14:21
SO MUCH WIN!!!
Hammersteyn
April 2, 2015 at 14:26
BWAHAHAHAHA!
RinceThis
April 2, 2015 at 14:29
OUCH!
Captain JJ the flash noob
April 2, 2015 at 14:31
You went there
Sageville
April 2, 2015 at 14:38
Tee hee hee!
RinceThis
April 2, 2015 at 14:22
I’m sorry, who who who? http://i.imgur.com/pWOyMwI.gif
Hammersteyn
April 2, 2015 at 14:43
that owl on the left O_0
Umar
April 2, 2015 at 14:46
HOLY SHIT….I didn’t see that!
Hammersteyn
April 2, 2015 at 14:47
How does he digest it???
konfab
April 2, 2015 at 14:48
With acid…
Pariah
April 2, 2015 at 14:49
How does being high help one digest?
konfab
April 2, 2015 at 14:55
So you can’t feel the stomach cramps…
Gr8_Balls_o_KFM_Fire
April 2, 2015 at 14:54
That’s so creepy
Dawid Eduard Roestorf
April 2, 2015 at 14:23
Damn, I didn’t even make the top 10 on the list 🙁
Umar
April 2, 2015 at 14:26
Uhmm…wha….wh….who are these people?
https://jukebox9.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/faarooq-confused.gif
RinceThis
April 2, 2015 at 14:29
I know hey? I swear Geoff just puts made up names into the randomMAKEupIZER
Pariah
April 2, 2015 at 14:30
Did you say makeup? Where’s JJ when you need him?
RinceThis
April 2, 2015 at 14:30
Sho, you are firing off today!
Pariah
April 2, 2015 at 14:31
Good thing I’m not anyone’s boss then. 😛
Captain JJ the flash noob
April 2, 2015 at 14:32
Yes, where is he?
Lord Chaos
April 2, 2015 at 14:33
So did you quit the makeup and now just flashing people or is the makeup still part of the package?
Pariah
April 2, 2015 at 14:35
*giggles* “Package”
Lord Chaos
April 2, 2015 at 14:35
XD
Captain JJ the flash noob
April 2, 2015 at 14:35
I wish I had a good comeback, but I don’t. I’m too lazy today.
Captain JJ the flash noob
April 2, 2015 at 14:32
They sit all day searching “win” and end up here to steal your rights! Hehe
Umar
April 2, 2015 at 14:34
They’re stealing our JERBS! They’re stealing our GERHMS!!
Captain JJ the flash noob
April 2, 2015 at 14:28
Stating the obvious here, but the wrong person is in number 7.
justlikemo
April 2, 2015 at 14:28
Damn indians, and bloody durban nites! fliipin everywhere, how you doin n all
justlikemo
April 2, 2015 at 14:28
wait scrap that, just had a look at my ID n all, I’m indian and from Durban.
Hammersteyn
April 2, 2015 at 14:28
http://i.memeful.com/media/post/BRkjb5M_700wa_0.gif
Pariah
April 2, 2015 at 14:28
And that’s his good side.
Dutch Matrix
April 2, 2015 at 14:29
No. That is is his bad-ass face.
Captain JJ the flash noob
April 2, 2015 at 14:33
Tobey McNugget was possibly the most winey pansy and idiotic Peter Parker ever.
Lord Chaos
April 2, 2015 at 14:34
He’d make a perfect Peter Pan
Pariah
April 2, 2015 at 14:34
Or any male from Twilight.
Captain JJ the flash noob
April 2, 2015 at 14:37
Don’t talk kak man. There weren’t men in Twilight.
Pariah
April 2, 2015 at 14:37
XD Well said, sir.
Captain JJ the flash noob
April 2, 2015 at 14:37
😀
Lord Chaos
April 2, 2015 at 14:37
You actually watched it? Makes sense though
Hammersteyn
April 2, 2015 at 14:38
He needed make up tips
Dutch Matrix
April 2, 2015 at 14:37
Kirsten Stewart is not a man???
Hammersteyn
April 2, 2015 at 14:38
Plank
Captain JJ the flash noob
April 2, 2015 at 14:39
Hammer knows all about planks and how to drive nails into them.
Hammersteyn
April 2, 2015 at 14:40
I love nailing
Dutch Matrix
April 2, 2015 at 14:43
Team Edward or Team Jacob?
Hammersteyn
April 2, 2015 at 14:45
I’ll make men out of both teams.
Umar
April 2, 2015 at 14:45
Team Spike.
Hammersteyn
April 2, 2015 at 14:46
Team….
http://www.watchcartoononline.com/thumbs/Blade-2012-Episode-4-English-Dubbed.jpg
Umar
April 2, 2015 at 14:46
Hell yeah!
Dutch Matrix
April 2, 2015 at 14:46
I heard Wesley Snipes is a bit evasive…
Hammersteyn
April 2, 2015 at 14:47
Only with his taxes
Captain JJ the flash noob
April 2, 2015 at 14:48
Yes. I need to watch these movies again.
Mossel
April 2, 2015 at 14:44
A man is like a wooden floor, if you nail it hard enough you can easily walk over it.
Hammersteyn
April 2, 2015 at 14:45
This is true
Captain JJ the flash noob
April 2, 2015 at 14:46
Truth has been spoken.
Captain JJ the flash noob
April 2, 2015 at 14:38
Make-up was done horribly anyway.
Yes, that was a self-troll. 😉
Pariah
April 2, 2015 at 14:38
I didn’t know you worked on Twilight.
Explains a lot though.
Captain JJ the flash noob
April 2, 2015 at 14:39
No it doesn’t! Damn it. Even self-trolling backfires.
Dutch Matrix
April 2, 2015 at 14:36
Please no! Tinker Bell is more manly than he.
Captain JJ the flash noob
April 2, 2015 at 14:36
Wow. He really would.
Hammersteyn
April 2, 2015 at 14:36
Or Pinocchio
Umar
April 2, 2015 at 14:29
Ahh Toby. Spider-baby
WitWolfy
April 2, 2015 at 14:41
Why do I even try? Lol
Hammersteyn
April 2, 2015 at 14:41
2123 people tried. It’s worth it for that one time.
WitWolfy
April 4, 2015 at 19:34
My luck is so crappy.
Mossel
April 2, 2015 at 14:43
Aanhouer wen! I won last year, don’t give up now man!!
Captain JJ the flash noob
April 2, 2015 at 14:44
All I’ve won was a pass to the Black Flag release. And that’s what started the make-up jokes. So winning isn’t always winning. 😉
Mossel
April 2, 2015 at 14:46
haha fair enough! It’s how they get you to never enter again.
Captain JJ the flash noob
April 2, 2015 at 14:47
Haha. True.
Hammersteyn
April 2, 2015 at 14:42
Those names… Was really hoping that @pieterkruger:disqus would take it.
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/nswgo.gif
Pariah
April 2, 2015 at 14:42
XD
Gr8_Balls_o_KFM_Fire
April 2, 2015 at 14:50
I call foul! The competition was extended for two weeks after i entered thus reducing my chance of getting something for nothing :(((
SargonTheBatpandaOfAkkad
April 2, 2015 at 14:52
2123 “items” in your list? FOR THE LAST TIME! WE’RE PEOPLE! WE’RE NOT JUST NUMBERS! YOU EVIL CORPORATE BASTARDS!
Pariah
April 2, 2015 at 14:53
Actually, you’re a Batpanda.
SargonTheBatpandaOfAkkad
April 2, 2015 at 14:55
*In husky voice
The Batpanda is just a mask. It’s who I am underneath, that counts. And under this tough grizzled crime fighting exterior, is a man. Made of flesh and bone. Not an “item”!
Andrew Shaw
April 2, 2015 at 14:58
Dammit, now I have no reason to buy a PS4 🙂
Andrew Shaw
April 2, 2015 at 14:59
What am I saying. I’m getting one.
V@mp
April 2, 2015 at 15:04
Good thing I went and bought the game, i never even crack the top 10 in these things :-p
InCognito
April 2, 2015 at 15:06
Ahhh, making the top ten is worse than not making it! Knowing it was so close yet so far.
Viking Of Science
April 2, 2015 at 15:13
God Damnit Lagz… You Just ruined my Easter Weekend! jk
Kikmi
April 2, 2015 at 15:42
i hate everyone.
Aries
April 2, 2015 at 15:50
No easter eggs for the Lagz then
Mauritz Van Zyl
April 2, 2015 at 16:33
Im 6th….are you kidding me!
40 Insane Frogs
April 3, 2015 at 15:13
Did I win? Oh.. I didn’t… 🙁
BurnZ
April 7, 2015 at 09:36
And the next person to be slaughtered 100 times before they reach the first boss is——– Dylan! congrates dude, its a epic game! If you are like me and have no experience in Souls games i recommend a wrist strap for your remote! To prevent you from destroying your remote and anything it can be thrown at! Ah the rage i have felt at times after going through two hours of game-play and single werewolf comes from nowhere to kill you…. Dam i think i just suck at this game, love it though!