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Best Story

Right now, someone at Capcom is cleaning out their desk, as Keiji Inafune just hit Kickstarter success with his spiritual successor to the cult classic Mega Man franchise. And at over $4 million pledged so far, it looks Mighty No 9 is going to be the Mega Man game that we want, for a new generation on all the consoles.

Shuck it Capcom.

Worst Story

Much to Zoe’s eternal sadness, it looks like DOTA  superstar Dendi won’t be attending rAge this weekend, thanks to a bastard case of the flu. Don’t worry Zoe. I’m certain Steel Series will send you some more photos of Dendi for your shrine.

Best ION Header

She’s local and near perfect… was there any ever doubt?

Well yes there was because Darryn being the moron he is chose someone else but I’ve overruled him (Gavin)

The ION Header of the week goes to the lovely Shamara Gabriella

Most Comments

Could Half Life 3 be the next big game to rival the hype machine that was GTA V? According to the 232 comments worth of discussion, yes it bloody well could be.

Least Comments

Sorry Geoff, you get least comments this week, which means that Zoe can finally come out of the cooler. Shadow of the Eternals has yet again failed to secure enough funding,a  story that resulted in a mere three comments being thrown at it. Which is still more attention than the game itself got from the rest of the world.

Batman Of The Week

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I’m sitting in a plane right now as you read this, so I have no idea who Batman of the week is. But seeing as how I was waaaaay in the lead when I checked last night, I’ll go out on a limb here say that yours truly is the dark knight once again.

Unless Gavin hacked the Ben Affleck widgets again.

Header Image Of The Week

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I’m giving it to Geoff this week. Literally. Because a beard that manly deserves to win some sort of prize.

Comment Of The Week

Kromas wins comment of the week, for taking my Dune references and running with it all the way to the Hague:

So if I use a thumper to summon a worm and it in turn destroys a city, is it my crime or the worms? For reference I just summoned it cause I wanted to pet it.

Last Updated: October 4, 2013

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33 Comments

  1. So, Darryn won Batman. Someone caught him celebrating.

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    • Admiral Chief of Rivia

      October 4, 2013 at 12:48

      LULZ!

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    • NecroRince

      October 4, 2013 at 13:06

      HAHAHAHAH!

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  2. GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness

    October 4, 2013 at 12:36

    I see that the Threat from Lardus was taken seriously 🙂 Good

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  3. Kromas

    October 4, 2013 at 12:43

    He who controls the comment of the week controls LAG. He who controls LAG controls gaming. (PC gaming that is 😛 )

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    • Admiral Chief of Rivia

      October 4, 2013 at 12:46

      PC gaming CANNOT be controlled

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      • Hammersteyn

        October 4, 2013 at 12:47

        Seems like we wasted out turns. To think we could have worked in Gavins office for a week.

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      • Kromas

        October 4, 2013 at 12:49

        I can and I can prove it. Mass Effect extended cut ending dlc for free is the proof.

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    • Admiral Chief of Rivia

      October 4, 2013 at 12:47

      Also congrats on epic Dune comment!

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    • Ultimo_Cleric N7

      October 4, 2013 at 12:49

      Damn that was funny. nice one!

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  4. Admiral Chief of Rivia

    October 4, 2013 at 12:46

    Gorgeous beard that!

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    • Sageville

      October 4, 2013 at 12:49

      Pffft, if you can’t pull, tug or evily-twirl your beard then it’s only stubble or a beard-in-progress.

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      • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

        October 4, 2013 at 12:51

        I don’t do that with my beard

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        • Admiral Chief of Rivia

          October 4, 2013 at 12:51

          I can do that with my holhare, does that mean I’m an evil ass?

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          • Sageville

            October 4, 2013 at 12:52

            …an evil ass with smelly fingers.

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 12:52

            Please, I wash.

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            October 4, 2013 at 12:53

            You must go through a lot of shampoo

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 12:53

            Haha, lulz

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            October 4, 2013 at 12:52

            Whahahaahahahahaahahahhaa. Jy moet jou holhare lat skeer of wax dude. Serious. Not healthy man

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 12:53

            Its a failsafe for if you should have an accident, prevents from running down your legs

          • Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)

            October 4, 2013 at 12:54

            The only problem is the Klingons…

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            October 4, 2013 at 12:54

            Good grief guys! DAFUQ

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            October 4, 2013 at 12:54

            Ag nee sif man

        • Sageville

          October 4, 2013 at 12:52

          “I don’t do that with my stubble”

          Fixed

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  5. Admiral Chief of Rivia

    October 4, 2013 at 12:48

    Ouch, that shooting pic makes me cringe!

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    • Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)

      October 4, 2013 at 13:11

      Would it be a good thing or a bad thing if he missed? Probably good in the sense that he still has his, uh, member. But bad when he has to retell the story because the gun went off at almost point blank range and missed…

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      • Admiral Chief of Rivia

        October 4, 2013 at 13:12

        You really put some thought into this…

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        • Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)

          October 4, 2013 at 13:13

          Again, is that a good thing or a bad thing? 😛

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  6. Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)

    October 4, 2013 at 12:50

    So I just had a truly random thought regarding the Steam Machine and SteamOS. If the Steam Machine is basically a PC game console, would that mean it’s a bastard child between PC and Consoles? Or is this a next step in the evolution?

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    • Weanerdog

      October 4, 2013 at 14:25

      It is Skynet!

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      • Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)

        October 4, 2013 at 14:27

        Skynet?

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  7. Gustav Minnie

    October 4, 2013 at 12:56

    The only ugly thing here this week was the lack of news regarding the League Of Legends World Champs. Finals tomorrow… tune in and see how a tournament is run and presented *cough* DOTA2 losers *cough*.

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  8. Lardus-Resident Perve

    October 4, 2013 at 16:47

    The correct ION was chosen! I shall temporarily keep the dismembering equipment locked away…

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