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The good, the bad and the ugly of the last week – 25 July 2014

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They almost look like little tiny cabbages -

Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives… or some mumbo jumbo like that. Hey it’s weekend! You overslept and missed every day? Don’t worry, we have your weekly wrap right here!

Best Story

I’d like to think that me surviving a review of the Kim Kardashian mobile game is the real winner here, but that’s just selfish! Instead, let’s draw your attention to the free extra content for Broforce in the form of Expendabros. Also,there is the possible indication that a certain 1 + 1 + 1 game is in the works thanks to the hint of a new Source Engine. Finally, we sent our Evetech Lagzatron 3000 to hell and back, and it brought back some shiny new benchmark scores!

Worst Story

I don’t even know where to start, there was so much to choose from! Is it Evolve being delayed till 2015? Maybe Naughty Dog losing key staff? Or is it Twitch getting some hardcore censorship? I’m leaving this one to you!

Best ION Header

IONONOMNOMN

We’ve mixed up the ION formula this week. What do you think? You can’t tell me we’ve denied you only the best looking buns on the Internet! Curse you Geoff, now I’m craving some burger goodness!

Most Comments

I was going to include this story along with the worst, but hey, it got enough comments to warrant it’s own award. Sony being sued for Killzone resolution lies? Yeah, that is definitely worth the 103 comments it got! $5 million in damages? Wow, that lack of 1080p multiplayer really must have ruined your life!

Least Comments

I knew it wouldn’t be long before I reclaimed my least comment glory. How could any of you not have anything to say about Stitches the abomination riding a pony in a candy field? This question will keep me up for weeks!

Batman Of The Week

Im not in this pic, I'm Alfred

Sheesh, it really was neck and neck this week. In the end, there can only be one Dark Knight, and that honour goes to Darryn! Dammit, get out of that suit… rAge isn’t till October!

Cabbage Of The Week

Fungus-the-cabbage-man

This week was actually pretty close too, with Sandy and I duking it out to determine who isn’t the worst! Sandy really caught me off guard though, putting a 2 for 1 special at his corner shop. DAMN YOU!

Header Image Of The Week

WTF

Oh Dead or Alive, when will you learn to stop exploiting teenage boys with your DLC? Geoff wins the header image this week, with some really well timed screen capture!

Comment Of The Week

Oh so Battlefield 4 is getting a week worth of free playtime. How do you feel about that Hammersteyn?

They are extending the Beta by a week? How nice of them.

I couldn’t agree more!

Bonus Premium Content

Sssssh! This is a totally secret exclusive feature which only premium members have access to! Here, have some Dragonzball P, two of my favourite videos EVER!

 

Last Updated: August 8, 2014

39 Comments

  1. Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

    August 8, 2014 at 12:31

    • Rince

      August 8, 2014 at 12:37

      Vandalism justice strikes once again. Let this be a lesson to you kids!

      Reply

    • Sith JJ

      August 8, 2014 at 12:59

      I was kind of half-expecting him to pull back, leaving his foot behind.

      Reply

      • Rince

        August 8, 2014 at 13:05

        That’s… No that is just wrong…

        Reply

        • Sith JJ

          August 8, 2014 at 13:11

          The internet has ruined me.

          Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      August 8, 2014 at 16:27

      Clearly that’s not Sparta

      Reply

  2. Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

    August 8, 2014 at 12:31

    Well done Deon!

    Reply

  3. Rince

    August 8, 2014 at 12:37

    Well done my hammer partner! To our Secret HQ, where there are women and midgets, maybe not in that order, awaiting covered in your favourite pepper sauce!

    Reply

    • Sith JJ

      August 8, 2014 at 12:42

      I really hate how I have to picture everything I read.

      Reply

      • Rince

        August 8, 2014 at 12:46

        Like the mannequin behind you? *RUNS http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr1w3yXDTu1qddmk6.gif

        Reply

        • Sith JJ

          August 8, 2014 at 12:47

          LOOOOOL
          That’s way more funny than it is freaky

          Reply

          • Rince

            August 8, 2014 at 13:05

            I could send you another?

          • Sith JJ

            August 8, 2014 at 13:10

            Nah, it’s okay. I’m good.

        • Lord Chaos

          August 8, 2014 at 12:49

          Is it having a seizure?

          Reply

          • Rince

            August 8, 2014 at 12:55

            Lol. It;s some freaking thing Avo sent me on youtube the other day…

  4. Sith JJ

    August 8, 2014 at 12:42

    And here I was thinking my mere presence would award me comment of the week.

    Reply

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      August 8, 2014 at 12:44

      We’re not laughing with you.

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

        August 8, 2014 at 12:45

        XD

        Reply

      • Sith JJ

        August 8, 2014 at 12:47

        Ag, I don’t even mind. Everyone at work are in such kak moods today but me. I don’t know what it is. So I’ve been kind enough to give them more work so they don’t feel like they’re not appreciated.

        Reply

        • Rince

          August 8, 2014 at 12:47

          BWAHAHAHA:)

          Reply

        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          August 8, 2014 at 12:51

          lol – how very considerate of you.

          Reply

          • Sith JJ

            August 8, 2014 at 12:52

            I like to inspire. 😉

      • Rince

        August 8, 2014 at 12:47

        Eish! Look, just cus this is the second week in a row where you have failed to attain the wondrous award doesn’t mean you can be mean to panda boy.

        Reply

        • Sith JJ

          August 8, 2014 at 13:01

          Wait, what?
          I didn’t even notice the Panda Boy comment until now.
          I suppose it’s not the WORST superhero out there.

          Reply

  5. Alien Emperor Trevor

    August 8, 2014 at 12:43

    haha @ BF Beta.

    Reply

  6. Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

    August 8, 2014 at 12:43

    Best thing of this week is the impending TEABAGGING

    Reply

    • Sith JJ

      August 8, 2014 at 12:43

      Well, maybe not the best thing for all people involved.

      Reply

  7. Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

    August 8, 2014 at 12:46

    Dat burger. ..

    Reply

    • CAE9872

      August 8, 2014 at 12:57

      yip

      Reply

  8. Gavin Mannion

    August 8, 2014 at 12:50

    Those videos… my brain was just violated

    Reply

    • Sith JJ

      August 8, 2014 at 12:51

      So I’m guessing then that you haven’t met Trevor in person yet?

      Reply

  9. Jason 'Loki' Smith

    August 8, 2014 at 13:01

    omw that parody of DBZ is awesome!

    Reply

  10. Spaffy

    August 8, 2014 at 13:19

    How many teabags did it cost him to win that award?

    Reply

  11. Hammersteyn

    August 8, 2014 at 16:29

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