Meh, it’s Friday and I don’t feel like writing exposition. So just like, click the link or something. No biggie.
Best Story
Oh Japan. You so crazy. So, so freakin’ crazy. We saw that first-hand this week with a video called Japan World Cup 3, which features horse races that were programmed while on LSD. But for Japan, this was merely Tuesday.
Worst Story
After all the hype its built, I kinda feel like a sucker after waiting patiently for that new GTA V video that debuted yesterday. It’s short, shows nothing that we haven’t already seen yet and compared to previous announcements, feels like a cheap way to combat leaked footage.
Poor form Rockstar, poor form.
Best ION Header
I don’t care if she happens to have a big head. Natalia Siwiec is easily our ION of the week.
Most Comments
What happens when you mix Battlefield and talk graphics? You get a post that easily nets Geoff the win this week, with a 185 comment beast that may have to ship in a lower texture or two so that it can perform juuuuuuuuust right.
Least Comments
Sorry Zoe, a mere four comments on your nature post about the wildlife of Lost Planet 3 means you lose this week. Richard Attenborough, you ain’t!
Ben Affleck Of The Week
Thanks to Gavin constantly messing up the Ben Affleck chart this morning, I’ve managed to emerge this week as the one true Daredevil of the week. Suck it everyone else.
Best Header Image Of The Week
Timster 1033 wins this week, for improving on Geoff’s already magnificently lacist header of Gavin, when the chaps wrapped up Gamescom with drinks and wants.
Comment Of The Week
We missed you OVG, and your particular brand of…insight. Welcome back.
I will take the game with the Asian dude at the top with his eyes closed. Quantum Gamer True Crime SA. The graphics look sick but a pity they have no TressFX chip and just went for the generic low polygon head 😛
Last Updated: August 30, 2013
TiMsTeR1033
August 30, 2013 at 12:35
hehe I won!!! 🙂
FoxOneZA - X-Therminator
August 30, 2013 at 12:38
Outstanding *MK voice*
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 30, 2013 at 12:55
Knap gedaan ou maat!
TiMsTeR1033
August 30, 2013 at 12:57
thanks man
OVG
August 30, 2013 at 13:17
ZOE?… Mmmmmm… Give us a countdown. After the GTAV teaser we need satisfaction.
TiMsTeR1033
August 30, 2013 at 13:19
I want her response first otherwise anit worth it lol
Her Highness the Hipster
August 30, 2013 at 13:39
show it!!
OVG
August 30, 2013 at 13:40
show yours first
TiMsTeR1033
August 30, 2013 at 13:40
I agree hahaha
TiMsTeR1033
August 30, 2013 at 13:41
btw if it sucks bare in mind I only had that 1 pic to use as reference…
Her Highness the Hipster
August 30, 2013 at 13:44
i’m sure it’s way better than anything i could make 🙂
TiMsTeR1033
August 30, 2013 at 13:46
Well i hope you use it lol
Umar Kiiroi Senk?
August 30, 2013 at 16:56
Nice one mr Tim!!
Matewis Jubilai
August 30, 2013 at 12:55
Will there be a ‘The good, the bad etc… … of the year’ ? With prizes like speedboats, and nandos uhm coupons?
Lord Chaos
August 30, 2013 at 12:58
If you replace Nandos with KFC Darryn will be all over it.
TiMsTeR1033
August 30, 2013 at 13:20
put that bhut ghost chilli mixed i with the zinger spices just for him lol
Major Commodore 64 Darryn B
August 30, 2013 at 13:05
There’ll be a years supply of condoms up for grabs, which in this case, is about four lubbers.
Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)
August 30, 2013 at 13:13
For you that should be a life time supply 😛
OVG
August 30, 2013 at 13:18
All out of date… from your wallet 😛
HvR
August 30, 2013 at 14:09
If they are LazyGamer branded and bacon flavored you might have an awesome prize.
Sageville
August 30, 2013 at 15:26
Hmmmm, Bacon….
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 30, 2013 at 12:56
OVG comment made me LOL all over again.
“low polygon head” *chortle*
RinceThisNintypoo
August 30, 2013 at 13:26
I taught him everything he knows. Took 45 seconds…
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 30, 2013 at 13:50
and so the student surpasses the master 😀
RinceThisNintypoo
August 30, 2013 at 14:12
Just a pity he can’t learn to not die every fucking 45 seconds in Borderlands! (Or Dead Space, Gears of War, Mass Effect…)
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 30, 2013 at 14:18
lulz
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 30, 2013 at 14:21
Like when my level 15 friend joined my level 30-odd Borderlands 2 game. From zero revives to 13 in just over an hour. I know you’re playing Zero, but do you HAVE to run into melee range with enemies you can’t even scratch…
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 30, 2013 at 13:08
Oh veee geeeeeee
OVG
August 30, 2013 at 13:15
BWAHAHAHAHAHA… Timster 1033 Nice one 🙂
That must be the PC version 😛
TiMsTeR1033
August 30, 2013 at 13:16
indeed… wait till you guys see what I made for Zoe and her indie header
RinceThisNintypoo
August 30, 2013 at 13:26
0-O
TiMsTeR1033
August 30, 2013 at 13:27
its not a thousand chins…. actually pretty sweet.
OVG
August 30, 2013 at 13:36
RinceThis’s Muma has more chins than a Chinese phone book 😛
RinceThisNintypoo
August 30, 2013 at 14:13
OUR MUMA!
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 30, 2013 at 14:21
…and that’s how Rince found out he was adopted. trollol
RinceThisNintypoo
August 30, 2013 at 14:25
Don’t tease! Tell me it’s TRUE!
HvR
August 30, 2013 at 14:20
Does she look like the chick from MASH?
Her Highness the Hipster
August 30, 2013 at 13:38
yay!!! 🙂 🙂
TiMsTeR1033
August 30, 2013 at 13:39
So you are alive.. lol
RinceThisNintypoo
August 30, 2013 at 13:27
Dammit, once again OVG strikes. I’ll have to put up with his gloating tomorrow on Pandora, hopefully Andre116 will keep me entertained…
TiMsTeR1033
August 30, 2013 at 13:27
pandora??
RinceThisNintypoo
August 30, 2013 at 13:30
Yip, True Ultimate vault hunter mode, ENGAGE!
OVG
August 30, 2013 at 13:30
TRUE ULTIMATE AMMO SCAVENGER.
REVIVE ME… I need another beer 🙂
RinceThisNintypoo
August 30, 2013 at 13:32
Facepalm* You know it…
TiMsTeR1033
August 30, 2013 at 13:32
so how was your racing?
OVG
August 30, 2013 at 13:35
Racing?
TiMsTeR1033
August 30, 2013 at 13:35
Kylami? or was that someone else?
OVG
August 30, 2013 at 13:36
Somebody else, I cant remember.
TiMsTeR1033
August 30, 2013 at 13:37
its admiral chief sorry man.. need to go home lol
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 30, 2013 at 20:09
XD
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 30, 2013 at 20:09
Whaaaaaaat?
RinceThisNintypoo
August 30, 2013 at 13:35
Think you are thinking of Admiral Erwin 😉 His company is in position 3 right now…
TiMsTeR1033
August 30, 2013 at 13:36
ooooh crap my bad…. beeen a long day… Thinkign should take OVG’s advice and make a countdown to Zoe header lol
OVG
August 30, 2013 at 13:38
Just do it by surprise. If you do a countdown then it becomes anti climactic like GTAVs early ejaculation last night.
TiMsTeR1033
August 30, 2013 at 13:38
hmmmm that video was a total let down hey, 1 minute bullshit..
OVG
August 30, 2013 at 13:39
I kind of think it was done on purpose.
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 30, 2013 at 13:48
#forever-unfunny trollol
Sargon
August 30, 2013 at 13:48
Space for one more Vault Hunter? Or you all four already? Damnit!
TiMsTeR1033
August 30, 2013 at 13:49
THE MOMENT ZOE HAS BEEN WAITING FOR…….. IS IT A BIRD? IS IT A PLANE? IS IT DARRYN IN HIS BATMAN SUIT?? NOOO ITS
INDIE ZOE!!!!!!!! *disclaimer the image may be offensive, sensative viewers you are warned*
Her Highness the Hipster
August 30, 2013 at 13:51
LOVE IT! totally stealing and using 🙂
TiMsTeR1033
August 30, 2013 at 13:55
no more photoshop fails.. GLad to do my part for the community hehehe
Gustav Willem Diedericks
August 30, 2013 at 14:00
I am humbled by your photoshop awesomeness!
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 30, 2013 at 13:51
LOL that be cool!
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
August 30, 2013 at 13:53
Ok, I’ll admit, that is pretty awesome loL!
Rock789
August 30, 2013 at 14:22
Pretty damn shweet! Nice one Timster.
TiMsTeR1033
August 30, 2013 at 14:23
all in days work… sure as hell beats doing real work lol
OVG
August 30, 2013 at 14:23
BOOBIES 🙂
TiMsTeR1033
August 30, 2013 at 14:23
I think should make them bigger..
OVG
August 30, 2013 at 14:27
Ask ZOE for some of her photos so you can get her dimensions 😉
TiMsTeR1033
August 30, 2013 at 14:31
you would like that wouldnt you…
OVG
August 30, 2013 at 14:38
😉
Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)
August 30, 2013 at 15:38
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