What a long strange week it’s been. Darryn took to the skies, Gavin took to the mother city, and Geoff and I spent long hours teaching the interns how to correctly make us a sammich. Ah, it’s so nice not to be the bottom of the totem pole anymore.
Best Story
We already knew that the Xbox One was designed to stay on standby for ten years, but now it seems that the Playstation 4 is also built of hardy stuff. Good thing – with the hours of awesome gaming I have planned, next generation consoles had better keep their cool.
Worst Story
It may just be rumor and speculation, but it’s still really bad that Xbox was costing Microsoft $2 billion in losses. Maybe it’s just because of R&D? Or maybe we need to show Microsoft some more loving before Sony takes over the market and becomes the new, hated Big Brother.
Best ION Header
Before leaving us for sunny California, Darryn bestowed upon us a winner of an ION girl. I personally took to google to try to find the original pic, because DAYUM!
Most Comments
You guys had a lot to say about Call of Duty: Ghosts smashing through sales records. Yes, it’s copies sold to retailers and not consumers – but money is money. I do love how COD articles bring out the comments. Next week I’m going to grab this title by releasing my rumor article titled: Call of Duty sequel for 2014?
Least Comments
It would seem that none of you care about Darryn’s reminder that you can win WWE 2k14 gear. Shame on you people – where is your enthusiasm for free stuff?
Batman of the Week
Was there ever any doubt? Of course Geoff is Batman this week. He is our yellow knight in shining armor!
Header Image of the Week
Even though Geoff’s Wayne’s World header made me chuckle a lot, it was Darryn’s “We’re sorry” header that won me over.
Comment of the Week
No doubt about it, this honor was won early Monday morning by HvR on Gavin’s Call of Duty: Ghosts article about the game reportedly only being four hours long:
I do not know what people are worry about, 4 hours is like 30 dog hours.
Last Updated: November 8, 2013
Admiral Chief in 1986
November 8, 2013 at 12:32
Fully agree on comment of the week.
ToshZA
November 8, 2013 at 12:42
It was established Monday Morning man. There was no hope for any other comment to beat it.
Admiral Chief in 1986
November 8, 2013 at 12:54
Yeah, IT STOOD UNCONTESTED FOR THE WHOLE WEEK!
Admiral Chief in 1986
November 8, 2013 at 12:32
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aNegNQK_460sa.gif
Vampyre Squirrel
November 8, 2013 at 13:24
Imagine what that windscreen would look like after about half an hour… even though this is looped…
Skyblue
November 9, 2013 at 00:25
OMFW! I can’t stopppppppp…. must stop……. before I die!!!!!!
Hammersteyn
November 8, 2013 at 12:37
Well done HvR and Geoff. Batman!!!
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/av0zN8W_460sa.gif
John's (JJ's) ????
November 8, 2013 at 13:34
This is so the Batman Geoff would be. Hehehe
That Dark Twit
November 8, 2013 at 12:37
Grats HvR!
And DAMN!!! @ the ION picture.
NostalgicMossel
November 8, 2013 at 12:48
Call of Duty is, in fact, very short. Im almost three hours in and Im about half way…on veteran.
Gr8_Balls_o_Fire
November 8, 2013 at 13:31
About the same time they took to develop it.
RinceandRepeat
November 8, 2013 at 12:48
Best comment deserved!
ToshZA
November 8, 2013 at 12:49
Undisputed too.
RinceandRepeat
November 8, 2013 at 12:50
Of course it is. EVERYTHING I say is the best comment of the week! Am right?!
ToshZA
November 8, 2013 at 12:53
Am English? “this honor was won early Monday morning by HvR”. When did HvR suddenly start looking like RooibosRince? I mean GingerPubes. I mean RinceandRepeat. 😀
*RUNS*
Admiral Chief in 1986
November 8, 2013 at 12:54
LOOOOOOOOL
RinceandRepeat
November 8, 2013 at 12:55
And you can shut it an all 😛
Admiral Chief in 1986
November 8, 2013 at 12:56
I can’t hear you past all the ROOIBOS
ToshZA
November 8, 2013 at 12:57
LMAO!!!
RinceandRepeat
November 8, 2013 at 12:57
Be careful, least I use my golden fleece 0-O I mean…
Admiral Chief in 1986
November 8, 2013 at 12:58
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ToshZA
November 8, 2013 at 12:59
Well that escalated quickly. HAHAHAHAHA.
RinceandRepeat
November 8, 2013 at 13:00
Careful china, there’s plenty enough to go around… Wait, what? 0-O
ToshZA
November 8, 2013 at 13:05
http://wallpaperscraft.com/image/4379/1600×1200.jpg?orig=1
Been saving up?
John's (JJ's) ????
November 8, 2013 at 13:35
ROR
RinceandRepeat
November 8, 2013 at 12:55
I curse your running to FAIL! http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m76tcmqzO11qdlh1io1_400.gif
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 8, 2013 at 13:12
*weak. Fixed.
RinceandRepeat
November 8, 2013 at 13:14
*Lame. Fixed.
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 8, 2013 at 13:15
Oh no. See, what I meant was everything you say is weak.
RinceandRepeat
November 8, 2013 at 13:17
I’d rather have weak comments, than farty smelly ones like you! YES!
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 8, 2013 at 13:18
HAHAHAHA I knew you couldn’t resist that. Sweet spot – nailed it!
RinceandRepeat
November 8, 2013 at 13:19
Ahh, but was it?
John's (JJ's) ????
November 8, 2013 at 13:35
Sure.
RinceandRepeat
November 8, 2013 at 13:36
You, silence dog!
John's (JJ's) ????
November 8, 2013 at 13:44
Dog? Wait a second…you’re a COD boy!!!
RinceandRepeat
November 8, 2013 at 13:46
Your name is a CoD boy! *RUNS
John's (JJ's) ????
November 8, 2013 at 13:48
Haha. I just learned that an old friend of mine is COD crazy. I never should’ve mentioned gaming. Now the friendship will never be the same again.
RinceandRepeat
November 8, 2013 at 13:49
Hehe. I have 3 brothers, thank the gods not one of them plays CoD. Otherwise there would be some fratricide!
Rock789
November 8, 2013 at 12:59
In the Batman of the Week photo… Is that OVG hiding in the background (you can just see his eye)? 🙂
In other news – congrats HvR – that was pretty much decided by unanimous vote about 5 seconds after you posted that comment. Brilliant comment! Still gives me lulz… 🙂
RinceandRepeat
November 8, 2013 at 13:01
There’s the big man! Will see you tonight again? Wink wink, nudge nudge…
Rock789
November 8, 2013 at 14:10
Afraid I won’t make it bud… Have a company gathering in a few hours and then have to go home and pack for tomorrow… I’ll try be online in GTA tonight, but leaving tomorrow at 3am, so may need my beauty sleep. 😉
If I don’t see ya online, have an awesome evening bud! Fly the SOMA flag high! 🙂
RinceandRepeat
November 8, 2013 at 14:12
Cool boet. Have a great holiday! See you on the flip side.
John's (JJ's) ????
November 8, 2013 at 14:16
I can join in his absence!!! Oh wait.
RinceandRepeat
November 8, 2013 at 14:18
Damn man!
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 8, 2013 at 14:20
They never want to let us play. It’s like we’re not cool enough or something.
John's (JJ's) ????
November 8, 2013 at 14:27
They don’t like it when our hi-def characters walk past their pixelated ones. 🙂
Vampyre Squirrel
November 8, 2013 at 13:16
Even Zoe’s going “DAYUM” and Googling an ION? Impressive, and I agree with ION of the week.
Well done HVR and BatGeoff!!
And Vicky, I want a sarmie!!!
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 8, 2013 at 13:20
Honestly, DAYUM was my initial reaction too. Then I tilted my head to look under the text :/
Vampyre Squirrel
November 8, 2013 at 13:23
I just google’d her… but still tilted my head lol
ToshZA
November 8, 2013 at 13:27
I must be honest, Header of the week for me is this:
John's (JJ's) ????
November 8, 2013 at 13:36
I agree
John's (JJ's) ????
November 8, 2013 at 13:33
Comment of the week earned. ION, disagree.
Her Highness the Hipster
November 8, 2013 at 13:56
which one did you like?
John's (JJ's) ????
November 8, 2013 at 14:00
Not sure really. tbh
HvR
November 8, 2013 at 13:34
Whoop whoop.
Thank you very much to all being trying for almost a year now to get on the list.
Special thanks the Admiral, Rince and OVG for the inspiration and Tanya for all the support.
And of course my homedog Riley, without you this comment would not have been possible,
So long, and thank you for all the fish.
John's (JJ's) ????
November 8, 2013 at 13:37
Fish. heh.
Also. I supported you too. Bitch.
oVg
November 8, 2013 at 14:11
HvR for the win.
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December 18, 2014 at 17:09
Look this picture http://www.artsfon.com/29656-fuck-words-joke.html