Man, what a week! Zoe and I have been busy, with nary a peep from the three G’s. We think they may all be dead. In unrelated news, three tourists were found dead in Koln after having keeled over from an intense drinking session that made their livers explode.
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Not only does the Playstation 4 finally have a Randela-based price, but a release date to go with it! We were initially concerned that the new console wouldn’t be here in time for Christmas, but thanks to Ster Kinekor, it’ll be on the Christmas list of every child when it lands December 6.
And disappointing the little bastards with that price tag will be a Christmas gift in itself for me.
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Sorry League of Legends, but you got hacked yo. And not in a horror movie way, but in a Deus Ex manner. All those credit card details, out in the wild! THE FIENDS!
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I think Jenni Lee and that fiiiiiine fireplace behind her behind wins this week, hands down. No seriously, hands down. I don’t want to see what you perves have been up to.
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Speaking of Playstation 4, that price barrier certainly has had you lot talking. While it’s nowhere near as bad as what the Playstation 3 cost us several years ago on launch, it’s still going to be pricy enough to eat up an entire 13th cheque.
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The article that couldn’t perform satisfactorily or produce really any comments this week, is all my fault. I dig ninjas and zombies, but it looks like my article on a funky mash-up of the two, only garnered one pity-comment this entire week.
Dammit, sniff, it’s not fair.
Batman Of The Week
With Geoff, Grant and Gavin not here this week, and running around the Koelnmesse experiecing glorious next-generation games that makes the current-gen back look kak, I took the Batman award this week by a landslide.
I’d like to say that I couldn’t do this without my team, but the truth is, is that they’re all a dead weight around my neck that is dragging me down and that I am clearly brilliant and that this site would be dead without me. But at least I’m modest about my glory.
Header Image Of The Week
I’ll let Zoe have this award. Because her Indie Zoe photoshop skills are so damn bad, that they’re brilliant. And honestly, bringing a chuckle to your faces is what makes for a great header image.
Comment Of The Week
Honestly, how can I be angry at an insult that makes me not only LOL, but LOLVOE Range Rover in response to it?
And our dear Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs did just that this week, in response to an article on Batman villains. Such as Deathstroke:
Deathstroke always makes me think of the way Darryl will be leaving planet Earth one day…After finding a box of nudie mags, Deathstroke ensues.
Last Updated: August 23, 2013
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 23, 2013 at 12:33
LEFT TO RIGHT A$$
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 23, 2013 at 12:33
COMMENT OF THE WEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!
Hammersteyn
August 23, 2013 at 12:40
Congrats!
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
August 23, 2013 at 12:50
You finally got it man 🙂 Gratz 🙂
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 23, 2013 at 12:53
Second time actually…
Vampyre Squirrel
August 23, 2013 at 13:06
Grats dude!
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 23, 2013 at 13:06
🙂
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 23, 2013 at 13:21
Hip Hip!
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 23, 2013 at 12:34
DARRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYLLLLLLLL
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 23, 2013 at 12:35
Typical, I only win comment of the week when I insult someone.
Must be a pattern here. Once is a occurrence, twice is a pattern.
(previous time was for the whackhead bashing)
Vampyre Squirrel
August 23, 2013 at 13:06
So that shows you… you need to insult people more lol
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 23, 2013 at 13:07
Politeness does NOT pay it seems. YOU SQUIRRELY VAMPYRE YOU
Vampyre Squirrel
August 23, 2013 at 13:10
Squirrels are awesome… Vampyre Squirrels are better… Sith Squirrels are epic!! I wanna become a vampyric sith squirrel!!!
http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/211/4/a/squirrel_Sith_by_Drack99.jpg
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 23, 2013 at 13:16
LULZ
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 23, 2013 at 13:19
So why don’t you? Aliens are still unaware I’ve been proclaimed their Emperor, but give it time…
Rock789
August 23, 2013 at 14:35
Oh my word, that is awesome! That needs to become a header image, so it can win Header of the Week! 🙂
That Twit In Black
August 23, 2013 at 12:36
LMAO!!!!! @ deathstroke!
Grats @Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 23, 2013 at 12:37
Hehehe, tx
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 23, 2013 at 12:38
Darryl, I only insult you because I care. Its my weird way of showing affection
#BroFist #BroHug
Major Commodore 64 Darryn B
August 23, 2013 at 12:48
ALL THE HUGS!
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 23, 2013 at 13:06
😀
Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)
August 23, 2013 at 13:21
Here is a quick “How to” before things get weird…
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 23, 2013 at 13:23
O_O
Darryl, deal is off if you do this!
Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)
August 23, 2013 at 13:28
Remember… “Don’t stroke your bro”
RinceThisandbeAbsurd
August 23, 2013 at 12:45
I see my nemesis @Admiral_Chief:disqus has won comment of the week again… At least my T-Shirt has arrived… I think. It may be a box with a picture of Erwin doing unfathomable things with said clothing piece. I’m tempted to leave the thing at the post office, just so a little part of me can hope…
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 23, 2013 at 13:03
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 23, 2013 at 13:21
oh… so I can hope for a collection slip sitting in my mail box when I get home from the dentist. 😀
RinceThisandbeAbsurd
August 23, 2013 at 13:27
Yeah! Will head down in an hour and see what has arrived. Then @Admiral_Chief:disquscan shut up!
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 23, 2013 at 13:28
HAHAHA, oh man I cannot CONTAIN the trolling anymore!!!
RinceThisandbeAbsurd
August 23, 2013 at 13:29
@disqus_DoEH3TsffU:disqus I think we’re loosing him! I think we’re loosing him!
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 23, 2013 at 13:30
Dude, just don’t be TOO disappointed….
RinceThisandbeAbsurd
August 23, 2013 at 13:30
You shut up you!
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 23, 2013 at 13:33
[Rince opens package]
[Package contains Geoff fuzz, and this:]
RinceThisandbeAbsurd
August 23, 2013 at 13:40
I will do this to you!
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 23, 2013 at 13:51
Kill me? You’d have to FIND ME FIRST muahahaha
RinceThisandbeAbsurd
August 23, 2013 at 14:30
You are saved!
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 23, 2013 at 14:25
I think he just needs to be reminded of what he once was… where’s that property of the admiral chief ban hammer when you need it?
RinceThisandbeAbsurd
August 23, 2013 at 14:30
Agreed!
Lardus-Respect the beard
August 23, 2013 at 12:53
13th cheque? You lucky buggers! I have to make do with only 12 🙁
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 23, 2013 at 13:03
My sympathies dude. I only started receiving mine since starting to work for this company. So I’ve only had 3 in my life
Anon A Mouse
August 23, 2013 at 13:22
Three more than what I had in my decades of slaving away…..
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 23, 2013 at 13:24
Time for #CareerChange?
Lardus-Respect the beard
August 23, 2013 at 13:25
Naaah. Luckily never needed a 13th. Just need to stay away from “dance academies” and not buy that Harley I want
Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)
August 23, 2013 at 13:06
My hand is down, and it’d difficult to type with only one hand…
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 23, 2013 at 13:08
Shame, you only use one hand?
😛
Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)
August 23, 2013 at 13:18
Well, the other hand is busy…
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 23, 2013 at 13:20
Was referring to the “busy” part and only using one hand for that 😛
Lardus-Respect the beard
August 23, 2013 at 13:24
Ja nee, Tantra practitioners use both hands.
Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)
August 23, 2013 at 13:25
I’ll admit, it does look like a midget hugging a baobab tree… but the guys are going to know if both my hands are below the table!
TiMsTeR1033
August 23, 2013 at 13:30
you sicken me, you dirty whore you
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 23, 2013 at 13:28
I can’t stop lol’ing at the Batman
TiMsTeR1033
August 23, 2013 at 13:33
should put Darryn in batman suit and set him on fire and see if he flies if not he can then be the dork knight that rises..
Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)
August 23, 2013 at 13:36
Some people say that batman wasn’t really into, uhm, girls…
Lardus-Respect the beard
August 23, 2013 at 13:40
The 2 Batman movies I have at home begs to differ…
Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)
August 23, 2013 at 13:50
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman#Homosexual_interpretations
RinceThisandbeAbsurd
August 23, 2013 at 13:40
Me too, had to plaster it over FB too! lol