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The ten most disappointing games of 2018

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It may have been a buffet year of endless hit games, but 2018 was also a year where disappointment was regularly served up on a plate. We’re not talking bad games here, but rather those games that failed to live up their own hype or even the most tempered of fan expectations. Whether they were unpolished, woefully lacking in features or simply just a chore to play, here’s a look at 2018’s biggest disappointments.

Shadow of the Tomb Raider

It may have had the glitz and glamour of previous games, but Shadow of the Tomb Raider’s serviceable action is let down by a narrative arc that turns one of gaming’ s greatest heroes into a thoroughly unlikeable agent of destruction who is well overdue for a vacation out of the spotlight.

Stuff I’d rather do than play this game: Rewatch Tomb Raider And The Cradle of Life.

Vampyr

What should have been an original tale of blood, the ravages of war and unchecked contagions resulting in mankind’s darker appetites coming to light, Vampyr was instead a lacklustre and boring descent into darkness that definitely wasn’t worth sinking your fangs into.

Stuff I’d rather do than play this game: Campaign for a Twilight reboot.

Darksiders 3

It didn’t need to match the ferocity of its predecessors, but Darksiders 3 felt like a sequel from another era that drew blatant inspiration from better games and was an unholy graphical wreck on every gaming platform that it landed on.

Stuff I’d rather do than play this game: Play a less broken game, like Fallout 76.

State of Decay 2

If you loved the first game, you’ll appreciate the changes, like a more structured take on base building and community management. There are fantastic systems in State of Decay 2, hampered by repetitive and shallow gameplay that ultimately feels pointless, while also being one of the most unfinished games of 2018.

Stuff I’d rather do than play this game: Make some Zombean and cheese burritos.

The Quiet Man

There are plenty of strong words that could be used to describe The Quiet Man, but seeing as how there are children watching this video, we’ll just stick with telling you to avoid this pretentious pile of garbage by any means necessary.

Stuff I’d rather do than play this game: Learn how to juggle rotary saws.

Call of Cthulu

Interesting for less than an hour, Call of Cthulu’s detective procedural gameplay is squandered within minutes and results in a game that is both infuriating and maddening to play thanks to is cheap design and even cheaper attempts at creating some supernatural horror.

Stuff I’d rather do than play this game: Watch Lovecraft hentai.

Tennis World Tour

What should have been the definitive tennis game of the year, Tennis World Tour could barely serve up a half-competent suit of standard features as this half-baked grab at quick cash shipped out broken and incomplete.

Stuff I’d rather do than play this game: See how easy and dangerous it is to piss off John McEnroe.

Extinction

With a simple premise that revolved around players becoming the giant slayer that they always dreamed of being, Extinction’s key gimmick quickly ran its course and saw an interesting game became tiresome, boring and tedious to the extreme.

Stuff I’d rather do than play this game: Listen to Gwyneth Paltrow and get a Coca-Colanic.

Frantics

Frantics should have been a fun collection of casual-friendly mini-games made in the Mario Party mould, but unfortunately, it’s just a criminally boring diversion from better games.

Stuff I’d rather do than play this game: Eat a plate of human hair and choke.

Fallout 76

From genre darling to being the poster boy of what not to do with one of the greatest video game franchises of all time, Fallout 76’s problems are as endless as they are annoying. Broken on a fundamental level, limited in scope and creaking under the stress of an aging gameplay engine, Fallout 76 should have stayed in its vault.

Stuff I’d rather do than play this game: Get a suntan just as the nukes land after North (And True) Korea gets pushed too far.

Last Updated: December 14, 2018

42 Comments

  1. Most disappointing game this year: Every one of the dozens that I wanted to play but couldn’t because they’re all so goddamned expensive.

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    • Original Heretic

      December 14, 2018 at 14:24

      Hear hear…

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    • Captain JJ

      December 14, 2018 at 14:29

      Yea, most of those are console games which is firstly not available for me to play and secondly…as you said, crazy expensive.

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  2. Pariah

    December 14, 2018 at 13:54

    Most disappointing is Fornite for not winning Game of the Year…

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      December 14, 2018 at 14:07

      Not kaas’ love life?

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      • Pariah

        December 14, 2018 at 14:13

        That’s no game. Those poor chickens…

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  3. JacoZAB

    December 14, 2018 at 13:51

    I disagree with Darksiders 3 and Vampyr. I enjoyed them very much

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    • Kenn Gibson

      December 14, 2018 at 15:09

      Completely agree. Enjoyed Shadow of the Tomb Raider too actually.

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  4. Pariah

    December 14, 2018 at 13:54

    That Darksiders 3 rebuke. Considering the Fallout 76 one, just HOW bad is Darksiders 3? O_O

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  5. For the Emperor!

    December 14, 2018 at 14:04

    “Campaign for a Twilight reboot.” – Nothing, I repeat NOTHING!!!! can justify that! Sies D!!

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    • Original Heretic

      December 14, 2018 at 14:24

      I’d totally campaign for a Twilight reboot…if they included Blade.

      See? Now suddenly you’re thinking “I’d totally fucking watch that!”
      Twinkle vampire killings for the win!

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      • For the Emperor!

        December 14, 2018 at 14:33

        Or the Winchesters…or Buffy…or all three? You are right, there are ways of “fixing” that franchise 🙂

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        • Guz

          December 14, 2018 at 14:58

          Supernatural now there’s a show that should of ended while the going was good. Plot is so convoluted now its nearly unwatchable for me

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          • Dresden

            December 14, 2018 at 23:32

            I stopped a few seasons ago. Think I made the right choice.

        • Original Heretic

          December 14, 2018 at 14:38

          As long as they all die, it works for me.
          The Winchesters, yes, preferred I think. They can take the werewolves out, too!

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        • BradeLunner

          December 14, 2018 at 16:20

          I think Angelous would do a good job too

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    • Guz

      December 14, 2018 at 14:55

      I agree, but don’t let my sister hear you, she will stab you in the face….repeatedly.

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      • Captain JJ

        December 14, 2018 at 15:39

        Sounds more appealing than the movie still.

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      • Pariah

        December 14, 2018 at 14:58

        So what we do is we tell her that the Twilight Author’s online pseudonym is “For the Emperor!”, and watch as her internal world implodes.

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    • Pariah

      December 14, 2018 at 14:09

      Well, if it’s that or the apocalypse…

      No wait, you’re right, nevermind.

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  6. Pieter Kruger

    December 14, 2018 at 14:19

    Although I did enjoy both SOD 2 & SOTR I’m a little annoyed that I actually paid for SOTR in the end….maybe I should’ve waited for the new AC instead…

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  7. Original Heretic

    December 14, 2018 at 14:26

    Call of Cthulhu. Disappointed about that one most of all.

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  8. Captain JJ

    December 14, 2018 at 14:49

  9. Conan the Barbarian

    December 17, 2018 at 00:16

    I disagree with Extinction being disappointing. To be disappointing you had to have had at least mediocre expectations for a game.

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