Man, Nintendo has had a fantastic 2015. Like they’re the Warner Bros. Interactive of the game world, or the Warner Bros. of the movie world. Anyhoo, this has been a most generous year for Nintendo so far. Thanks to games like that one and that other one that escapes my mind right now, things are looking up for the big N!
But you ain’t seen nothing yet! 2016 is going to blow your socks off, all the way to Kansas baby! Microsoft may be boasting that they’ve got big hits on the way, Sony may think that their third-party deals will save the day but we all know which horse to bet on.
So here we go. Ten games that’ll make Nintendo’s Wii U a household staple in 2016. You might want to brace yourselves for this feature.
If you can’t see the video above, here’s the list for you.
- That Xenoblade game
- An SABC test pattern
- I stand by the slurs that I hurled at Mickey Mouse
- Maybe an Assassin’s Creed game?
- Wait, shit
- Eye-patches are underrated
- Strangling me doesn’t work, because I get off on it
- Cheryl Tunt is my spirit animal
- Man, Ninty fanboys are going to crucify me
- There is no number ten, I lied.
And there you go. Sony and Microsoft might as well go skinny-dipping in a shark tank after applying a blood-based suntan lotion, because they cannot compete with Nintendo next year.
Last Updated: September 29, 2015
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 29, 2015 at 15:35
BUT WHAT ABOUT MEHGA MAN!?
Pariah
September 29, 2015 at 15:39
10/10 would watch again.
Grand Admiral Chief
September 29, 2015 at 15:40
Why does the D make out with Mickey?
Pariah
September 29, 2015 at 15:42
Because children are illegal.
Dutch Matrix
September 29, 2015 at 15:56
So what are you saying? That if it wasn’t for the law Darryn would be a into little children? Sis man! That is low. Even by my low standards!
Pariah
September 29, 2015 at 15:57
Touchy today?
Wait, maybe the wrong term here…
Dutch Matrix
September 29, 2015 at 16:07
Oh forgive me for not bursting out in rapturous laughter.
Pariah
September 29, 2015 at 16:08
Forgiveness is God’s job, not mine. 😉
Dutch Matrix
September 29, 2015 at 16:11
And forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass against us.
IF you wanna drag God into this, just make sure you get your facts straight.
Pariah
September 29, 2015 at 16:17
Practice what you preach, then come and talk. 😉
Ryanza
September 29, 2015 at 16:19
Dutch Matrix
September 29, 2015 at 16:22
Ugh. You make brown bread seem like a rocket scientist
Pariah
September 29, 2015 at 16:23
Says the religious one. Right.
Commander JJ of the Normandy
September 29, 2015 at 16:00
Hah. Standards?
Dutch Matrix
September 29, 2015 at 16:01
I have those. Pariah it seems does not…
Commander JJ of the Normandy
September 29, 2015 at 15:44
Pretend consent.
Gavin Mannion
September 29, 2015 at 15:42
what the hell…
Pariah
September 29, 2015 at 15:43
You employed this guy. Remember that.
Commander JJ of the Normandy
September 29, 2015 at 15:46
Darryn really is the writer Lazygamer deserves but doesn’t need right now? ;P
Commander JJ of the Normandy
September 29, 2015 at 15:43
Top marks for the Archer reference in the header of Carol. Or Charyl. Or Cristal. Or Carina. Or Cherlene.
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 29, 2015 at 15:47
OUTLAW COUNTRY!
Commander JJ of the Normandy
September 29, 2015 at 15:47
XD
The D
September 29, 2015 at 16:12
Cheryl is my spirit animal.
Commander JJ of the Normandy
September 29, 2015 at 16:13
LOL!
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
September 29, 2015 at 15:44
At around 2 min I think I lost my internet privileges at work…
Pariah
September 29, 2015 at 15:45
XD
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
September 29, 2015 at 15:48
I need to take this guy seriously in our next Rocket League match… O.o
Pariah
September 29, 2015 at 15:48
Need is an awfully strong word. O_o
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
September 29, 2015 at 15:49
Forced?
Pariah
September 29, 2015 at 15:49
More likely.
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
September 29, 2015 at 15:49
Most likely.
Brady miaau
September 29, 2015 at 16:14
So, in other words, good strategy from him
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
September 29, 2015 at 15:52
My one team mate asked me today on whatsapp who Darryn is for our next match and I said I would show him tonight. Thank God I waited until tonight, this video is PERFECT!
Pariah
September 29, 2015 at 15:53
LOL!
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
September 29, 2015 at 15:53
I can’t stop rewatching from 2 minutes xD
Pariah
September 29, 2015 at 15:54
To quote the great D – “Yeah, that’s the stuff!”
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
September 29, 2015 at 15:55
“This is what gaming journalism is all about” XD
Grand Admiral Chief
September 29, 2015 at 15:54
You can’t stop PEEKing the video?
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
September 29, 2015 at 15:56
http://i.imgur.com/l9RlIn8.gif
Ryanza
September 29, 2015 at 16:00
http://cdn.meme.am/instances/400x/61380796.jpg
Pariah
September 29, 2015 at 16:01
Better than the friend zone. 😉
Ryanza
September 29, 2015 at 16:03
You’re not my supervisor!
Pariah
September 29, 2015 at 16:05
Ssssssh! Don’t tell a soul!
Geoffrey Tim
September 29, 2015 at 16:05
…
Ryanza
September 29, 2015 at 16:08
http://www.thewildlifediaries.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Ocelot-Animal-Pic.jpg
Geoffrey Tim
September 29, 2015 at 16:08
BABOU!
Commander JJ of the Normandy
September 29, 2015 at 16:13
Excellent.
BurninZ
September 29, 2015 at 16:15
hahaha ok that’s it! out with the PS4 and its K@K games, who wants to play TLOU or Bloodborne? Im getting me a WII U and a eye patch! Darryn are you done with yours?
Ryanza
September 29, 2015 at 16:17
Bayonetta 2
BurninZ
September 29, 2015 at 16:20
Yip #11 ! Bayonetta 2 was robbed! should have been in the top 10! Edge MAg did not do their home work! (On a more serious note, i would love to give Bayonetta 2 a go!)
Jonah Cash
September 29, 2015 at 16:33
You might want to lock your doors with some dead bolts for the next year or so…
Jonah Cash
September 29, 2015 at 16:35
Can’t have enough of that Gandalf video… It makes my ass want to shake!
InF3rN0
September 29, 2015 at 20:43
WTF!
ZA Ludomusicologist
September 30, 2015 at 07:36
That Wilhelm scream!