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The Wii Will Make You Angry, Go Crazy, and Bite People

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While the Wii is largely ignored by the hardcore gamer these days, it’s apparently the console of choice for hardcore crazies. A Colorado Springs man apparently went on a crazy rampage after getting frustrated with a Wii game.

Perhaps Nintendo’s new super guide system that helps players overcome difficult segments of games has a bit of merit.

James Williams, say witnesses, flew in to a fit of rage after playing a game on Nintendo’s White Box of Waggle – and went quite seriously over the edge. His rap sheet after ragequitting on himself includes biting his mother on the ankle (lolwut?), attacking random people with a baseball bat, ramming other vehicles with his car – as well as a pedestrian and a tree – mucking about with a BB gun and best of all, jumping on the hood of a police vehicle filled with donut-munchers out to apprehend him. Bloody Wiitard.

For his troubles, he received a jolly good tasering followed by a well deserved arrest. There’s been no mention of what game he was playing to trigger his rampage, probably because it doesn’t matter. While it’s not my place to judge, looking at his mugshot I’d say crystal meth is a more likely catalyst.

Last Updated: May 10, 2010

6 Comments

  1. eyesuc

    May 10, 2010 at 14:03

    i bet he was playing Mario Kart

    that damn game drives me NUTS

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  2. Bobby Kotick is merely saying...

    May 10, 2010 at 14:10

    …and that is why the wii (and it’s colourful kiddies games) is dangerous to the mental health of youngsters of all ages. Rather, take Uncle Bobby’s advice and invest in a PS3. If you’re still living with mom, trick her into buying a really violent video game like GTA (this method is still applicable even if you’re 40 and living with your mother), because what better way to relax and unwind then to “bust a cap in da puleezez esses”.

    DISCLAIMER: Bobby Kotick is not encouraging underaged gamers to play mature games, nor is he making fun of unemployed 40 year olds who live with their mothers. Bobby Kotick is merely saying… :tongue:

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    • Ross

      May 11, 2010 at 08:28

      I loled

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  3. Uncle

    May 10, 2010 at 14:20

    Sounds like Meth or P.E.T to me 😀

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    • Bobby Kotick is merely saying..

      May 10, 2010 at 14:54

      Yep, typical Tikhead exploding during his high, and a valuable lesson that methamphetamines and Wii-waggling should never be mixed!

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    • BigBird

      May 10, 2010 at 15:26

      Positron Emission Topography?

      Reply

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