…On mobile devices. MWAHAHAHAHAHA! THERE’S NO ESCAPE NOW!
Right, now that I have you all trapped in my basement here, let’s get the news rolling. The Metro games are a pair of claustrophobic and tight shooters. They’re currently available as part of the Redux package, which shines up the visuals and completely revamps the first game to not have mentally challenged AI and magic bullets.
But that’s for when you’re at home. So what does the Metro 2033 fan on the go do? Read the books that the games are based on of course! And then maybe play a mobile version of the Russian post-apocalypse. It’s called Metro 2033: Wars, and flips the first-person shootering for a turn-based strategy game set in an open world. Huh, that doesn’t sound bad actually.
Here’s a list of features from the iOS page:
- Classic Turn-based, highly strategic battles, with a wide variety of tactics and special attacks
- Open World game play, with detailed, story-driven goals to guide you
- 189 metro stations that you can trade, battle or inhabit, if you wish
- 25 types of mercenaries with individual combat abilities to construct battle-ready Squads
- 24 different Factions to either battle or establish diplomatic relations with
- 20 different building options to manage your resources and keep your clan alive
- Pay ONCE! Own it all! No additional in app purchases
It’s $9.99 on iOS and Android. It looks like an interesting use of the property, but I’m honestly not even touching my iPad right. I’m still too damn scared of it, and that damn Paula Deen game that I was forced to review. YOO WEEEIN, HAAGHRAGHAHHARGHAAL…
Last Updated: November 19, 2015
Hammersteyn
November 19, 2015 at 11:22
Metro mobile game?
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RinceThis
November 19, 2015 at 11:32
The world is broken man, BROKEN!
RinceThis
November 19, 2015 at 11:32
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RinceThis
November 19, 2015 at 11:34
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Hammersteyn
November 19, 2015 at 11:36
O_o I just, just sent that to @Admiral_Chief:disqus how is this possible?????
RinceThis
November 19, 2015 at 11:38
What?! We are ONE!
Hammersteyn
November 19, 2015 at 11:39
I KNEW IT!
RinceThis
November 19, 2015 at 11:40
You’re the reality where I am not the size of an acorn, and I’m the reality where you know what it’s like to see the ground 0_O
Hammersteyn
November 19, 2015 at 11:42
I see the ground, I’m scared of heights though
RinceThis
November 19, 2015 at 11:42
lol
Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
November 19, 2015 at 11:40
LIES, you stay away from me
RinceThis
November 19, 2015 at 11:41
I meant @hamm@hammersteyn:disqus and I, wouldn’t want to be One with you! 0_O
Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
November 19, 2015 at 11:41
We all know Rince is as original as a sack of dried leaves in Autumn…
RinceThis
November 19, 2015 at 11:43
Says the grammar Nazi, because that’s so 2016 😛
Hammersteyn
November 19, 2015 at 11:45
huehuehue
RinceThis
November 19, 2015 at 11:46
I call new nickname, 2016!
RinceThis
November 19, 2015 at 11:44
And the sad thing is they’ll make more money off this platform than an actual ‘real’, yes, I said REAL, game.
Hammersteyn
November 19, 2015 at 11:46
Those who buy it will be like this to us
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