I was trawling through Gametrailers, when I happened upon this video; filled with equal parts shock, riled disgust and curiosity I had to confirm what it was I was seeing. Despite appearances, it’s not what it seems to be – and what it seems to be is recursive paedophilic anal sex.
Thankfully, it’s not.
Last Updated: January 22, 2011
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NiteFenix
January 22, 2011 at 12:04
Uhm, thanks for that disturbing visual on a Saturday afternoon Geoff. Really made my weekend. Now just excuse me while I go puke behind a bush.
Nick de Bruyne
January 22, 2011 at 16:30
Hey, what’s happening f***face?
BoyWonder
January 23, 2011 at 09:46
“and what it seems to be is recursive paedophilic anal sex.”
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