Last night instead of working on my presentation for Wordcamp which is happening tomorrow… holy crap… PANIC.. erm where was I? Oh yeah instead of doing what I should have been doing I was watching some Philip DeFranco shows on YouTube and one of the stories was about a BF3 player.
The Battlefield 3 player in question goes by the name of StoneMountain64 and is possibly the most awesome team mate you could ever hope to get paired with in Battlefield 3.
Basically what the guy does is enter the game and play it as if it was real. His in game chatter is the sort of stuff you hear in the army movies and official communications and while he doesn’t say anything specifically funny the fact that everyone is playing a game and he’s running around being serious is absolutely hilarious.
He only plays until he dies because as you know when you die in real life the games over.
My absolute favourite part is where his mom interrupts him and he chats to his mom and then goes back into serious mode as if nothing weird has happened. The guys he is playing with are absolute class acts as well so it all just ends up being perfect.
Last Updated: November 6, 2013
Spathi
November 6, 2013 at 12:33
Tip for tomorrow: Talk slowly!
Good luck!
oVg
November 6, 2013 at 12:34
Roger my Todger over
Ultimo_Cleric N7
November 6, 2013 at 12:39
The rabbit is in the hole. I repeat, the rabbit is in the hole.
Over.
oVg
November 6, 2013 at 12:44
Insertion complete
RinceandRepeat
November 6, 2013 at 13:26
She said, NEVA! HAHAHAHA
HvR
November 6, 2013 at 12:45
Commencing operation Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo.
Ultimo_Cleric N7
November 6, 2013 at 13:32
We will deploy at angels 5 over the insertion zone. 5-7 charlies confirmed.
ToshZA
November 6, 2013 at 12:35
This was super super funny. I saw it the other day. Had to laugh, so epic.
ElimiNathan
November 6, 2013 at 12:40
Haha watched this yesterday it’s too good
Unalighned John (JJ)
November 6, 2013 at 12:40
Just makes me want to play BF right now.
Kromas
November 6, 2013 at 12:47
I would much rather prefer him than the current BF4 players on our servers. Those guys went on a “how to game” workshop hosted by Dota2 players.
ToshZA
November 6, 2013 at 13:07
I play on the London servers for a reason. Well, I did during Beta and I will continue to do so when I buy the game.
Hammersteyn
November 6, 2013 at 12:56
CLASSIC. “5 minutes to bed time boys lets wrap it up” war is hell.
Captain GUZ
November 6, 2013 at 13:38
That comment made my day, I laughed so hard, got so many funny looks at work (had headphones on)
Jason Ashman
November 6, 2013 at 13:05
This is amazing. Its so weird and awesome hearing it commentated like this.
Captain GUZ
November 6, 2013 at 13:27
I need to go home and play battlefield !!!!!!!
Rags
November 6, 2013 at 13:27
The only funny part was talking to his mom.
Johan du Preez
November 6, 2013 at 20:14
This guy is a legend!
Kensei Seraph
November 7, 2013 at 08:01
That was amazing.
Thanks for sharing this.
IRONPIG1
November 7, 2013 at 10:46
ahahaha that gave me a good laugh