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Want some more Wang?

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Flying Wild Hog’s re-imagining of the classic, ultra-violent FPS Shadow Warrior was stupid. Completely stupid. That, however, was really the point of it, and it ended up being a rather enjoyable B-Grade experience of slicing up bad guys, shooting other ones, and stereotype-laden toilet humour. It was a lot of fun, not taking itself – or anything else, really- particularly seriously. And it’s getting a sequel.

Publisher Devolver Digital let the world know that it’s in for a bit more Wang via Twitter, linking to a new site for the game that gives us absolutely no information other than the fact that there’s a new one coming.

Flying Wild Hog’s re-imaging of Shadow Warrior was released on PC in 2013, and later ported to the new consoles. It’s not AAA stuff, but is a heck of a lot of mostly mindless fun, that’s definitely worth playing. It’s especially worth playing if you factor in its current price on Good Old Games: $3.99. Yes, you can get the game right now for a tenth of its usual asking price, which is less than you’d spend buying yourself lunch today.

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Why not spend that money on some Wang instead?

Here’s stuff I said about the game in my review:

They’ve pretty much nailed it in their Shadow Warrior reboot. It’s all about a bad ass Asian bloke with a puerile racially charged named; Lo Wang. Though the game dispenses with much of the adolescent, stereotypically racist humour of the original, it’s still as juvenile as ever, filled with bad words, buckets of blood, bullets, and blades. And that’s probably one of its most redeeming qualities.

Last Updated: June 11, 2015

82 Comments

  1. Admiral Chief's Adventure

    June 11, 2015 at 08:09

    Awesome. This game as well as the original, were damn fine games!

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    • Splooshypooh

      June 11, 2015 at 08:32

      More WANG for everybody!

      Reply

      • Mark Treloar

        June 11, 2015 at 21:44

        Did you say more Wang. This must be the Wang you are looking for?

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  2. CuddlesaurusRex

    June 11, 2015 at 08:09

    I really enjoyed this on PS4. Was refreshing in an old school way. A sequel would go down nicely me thinks.

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    • Hammersteyn

      June 11, 2015 at 08:10

      Agreed

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    • Ir0nseraph

      June 11, 2015 at 08:23

      I missed it , but it’s on special for 128 bucks , adding to basket now.

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      • Hammersteyn

        June 11, 2015 at 08:27

        You wont regret it. It starts slow but the upgrades make you OP in no time.

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        • Admiral Chief's Adventure

          June 11, 2015 at 08:30

          I pretty much only used the sword haha

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          • Hammersteyn

            June 11, 2015 at 08:31

            XD

          • CuddlesaurusRex

            June 11, 2015 at 08:41

            That is what made it so much fun.

        • Ir0nseraph

          June 11, 2015 at 08:46

          I can’t go wrong at that price , just another hurdle to get over before Destiny gets booted up again :P.

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          • Hammersteyn

            June 11, 2015 at 08:46

            haha

  3. Admiral Chief's Adventure

    June 11, 2015 at 08:10

    I liked the character progression. You start out with this total d-bag, and end up with a pretty damn decent character

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  4. Blood Emperor Trevor

    June 11, 2015 at 08:16

    This is what happens when you let The D win. More Wang.

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  5. Hammersteyn

    June 11, 2015 at 08:18

    Was an awesome game. Would love a Duke game like this

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    • Admiral Chief's Adventure

      June 11, 2015 at 08:26

      ^This

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    • Captain JJ the_scarrrr

      June 11, 2015 at 08:27

      Instead we got that excuse of a Duke Nukem game that only made you embarrassed for it while playing.

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    • Cyberats

      June 14, 2015 at 19:45

      Duke3D II was out there for a while.

      Reply

  6. Blood Emperor Trevor

    June 11, 2015 at 08:25

    The fact that the bakkies were all branded “Titsubishi” made me giggle. And those fortune cookies.

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  7. Captain JJ the_scarrrr

    June 11, 2015 at 08:26

    *adds to wislist for !TODAY’S! Steam Sale

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    • Admiral Chief's Adventure

      June 11, 2015 at 08:28

      You have not played this? DUUUDE, you are in for a treat

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      • Hammersteyn

        June 11, 2015 at 08:28

        He’s that cheap?

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        • Admiral Chief's Adventure

          June 11, 2015 at 08:29

          Indeed, instead of going for a proper combat scar, he dropped a weight on his face

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          • Captain JJ the_scarrrr

            June 11, 2015 at 08:30

            Some people get scars from walking into a door. At least mine included some effort to it. Kind of.

          • Admiral Chief's Adventure

            June 11, 2015 at 08:30

            Talking out of experience there Browman?

          • Captain JJ the_scarrrr

            June 11, 2015 at 08:31

            No. I’m not. All my other scars are well deserved. It’s just the most visible one that’s the silliest.

          • Hammersteyn

            June 11, 2015 at 08:31

            Shame man, @Admiral_Chief:disqus is not gonna let it go.

          • Admiral Chief's Adventure

            June 11, 2015 at 08:32

            LET IT GOOOOOOOOOO

          • Admiral Chief's Adventure

            June 11, 2015 at 08:31

            They are not scars, just little reminders from life

          • Captain JJ the_scarrrr

            June 11, 2015 at 08:32

            Reminders of car crashes and motorcycle accidents. I don’t regret a thing. 😀 I do, however, not remember it all so well 😉

          • Hammersteyn

            June 11, 2015 at 08:33

            REGRET NOTHING!

          • Admiral Chief's Adventure

            June 11, 2015 at 08:34

            TAKE WHAT YOU WANT, GIVE NOTHING BACK!

          • Hammersteyn

            June 11, 2015 at 08:35

            Priates! Also that’s why I never vomit even when I’ve drank too much

          • Admiral Chief's Adventure

            June 11, 2015 at 08:35

            *Pirates

          • Admiral Chief's Adventure

            June 11, 2015 at 08:35

            Also, LOOOOL

          • Captain JJ the_scarrrr

            June 11, 2015 at 08:35

            “I don’t want to die without any scars”

          • Hammersteyn

            June 11, 2015 at 08:37

            Now we’re talking
            “So punch me before I lose my nerve”

          • Hammersteyn

            June 11, 2015 at 08:37

            *Fixed @Admiral_Chief:disqus

          • Admiral Chief's Adventure

            June 11, 2015 at 08:39

            😛

          • Captain JJ the_scarrrr

            June 11, 2015 at 08:38

            I tried that move once with a friend. He did not hold back.
            Regret nothing! ;D

          • Hammersteyn

            June 11, 2015 at 08:39

            LOL stomach or ear?

          • Captain JJ the_scarrrr

            June 11, 2015 at 08:40

            Hahaha. Cheek.
            But ear…man, I have to watch that movie again.

          • Admiral Chief's Adventure

            June 11, 2015 at 08:40

            Dude, I feel the same, HAVE to re-watch

          • Hammersteyn

            June 11, 2015 at 08:40

            Watched it last week O_o

          • Captain JJ the_scarrrr

            June 11, 2015 at 08:41

            I need to read that book again too. They say you can only read a book once. I will prove differently!

          • Admiral Chief's Adventure

            June 11, 2015 at 08:42

            Have you heard about the plot details for #2?

          • Hammersteyn

            June 11, 2015 at 08:44

            I have,I think it could actually work

          • Captain JJ the_scarrrr

            June 11, 2015 at 08:45

            Since the movie ending was laaame compared to the book ending I’m a bit less inclined to get excited about it.

          • Admiral Chief's Adventure

            June 11, 2015 at 08:46

            Go google it

          • Admiral Chief's Adventure

            June 11, 2015 at 08:46

            Agreed

          • Captain JJ the_scarrrr

            June 11, 2015 at 08:44

            I assume we’re not supposed to talk about it.

          • Matthew Holliday

            June 11, 2015 at 09:33

            same, my sister needed an education.
            what kids these days consider classics, is just embarassing.

          • Hammersteyn

            June 11, 2015 at 09:37

            Don’t even want to guess what they rate as classics

          • Admiral Chief's Adventure

            June 11, 2015 at 08:34

            That just reminds me NOT to let you drive me around

          • Captain JJ the_scarrrr

            June 11, 2015 at 08:34

            It’s actually a reminder to not live in a student town most of your life.

          • Lord Chaos

            June 11, 2015 at 08:35

            Should probably not let me drive either then.

          • Lord Chaos

            June 11, 2015 at 08:32

            Still don’t know how a measly 3kg could possibly “slip”…

          • Hammersteyn

            June 11, 2015 at 08:33

            He uses the cream and not the needle?

          • Captain JJ the_scarrrr

            June 11, 2015 at 08:35

            Silly silly mistake.
            At least I’m honest about the weight 🙂

          • Lord Chaos

            June 11, 2015 at 08:37

            Mistakes can be VERY costly, especially if you let things slip… 😛

          • Captain JJ the_scarrrr

            June 11, 2015 at 08:38

            Hahaha. Oh man. I just got married, I don’t need those kinds of mistakes now.

          • Admiral Chief's Adventure

            June 11, 2015 at 08:39

            Well, at least when you see the baby, all you need to check for are the brows to make sure it is yours

          • Captain JJ the_scarrrr

            June 11, 2015 at 08:40

            Or check for the baby under the brows ;P
            #selftrolling

          • Hammersteyn

            June 11, 2015 at 08:40

            hahahahaha

          • Hammersteyn

            June 11, 2015 at 08:30

            I don’t get scars, I give them

          • Admiral Chief's Adventure

            June 11, 2015 at 08:31

            “Bloei solank, eks nou daar!”
            One of those eh?

          • Hammersteyn

            June 11, 2015 at 08:32

            Fights never start at the pub while I’m there. Even though I fight worse than Darryn probably

          • Admiral Chief's Adventure

            June 11, 2015 at 08:35

            Well that is because you are the size of Shrek. And don’t get me wrong, I like Shrek

          • Hammersteyn

            June 11, 2015 at 08:36

          • Admiral Chief's Adventure

            June 11, 2015 at 08:43

            xD

          • Captain JJ the_scarrrr

            June 11, 2015 at 08:31

            Haha. Nice.

      • Captain JJ the_scarrrr

        June 11, 2015 at 08:29

        So I’ve seen from Trevor’s screenshots he posted on gaming facebook (Steam’s activity page – and pretty much the only facebook you need).

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    • Lord Chaos

      June 11, 2015 at 08:29

      Gonna do the same.
      No idea how I missed this.

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      • Admiral Chief's Adventure

        June 11, 2015 at 08:29

        You will enjoy this!

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  8. Admiral Chief's Adventure

    June 11, 2015 at 08:32

    THE WANG CAVE!!!

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    • Captain JJ the_scarrrr

      June 11, 2015 at 08:46

      Weirdest name for underpants ever.

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      • Admiral Chief's Adventure

        June 11, 2015 at 08:47

        Play the game, and thank me afterwards after learning of the wang cave

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  9. Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

    June 11, 2015 at 21:35

    Dude’s name is Lo Wang…. wait, LOW WANG? Comeon guys, how has no one made a joke about this? Hello? Anyone? chirp chirp!

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    • Mark Treloar

      June 11, 2015 at 21:46

      Something, something…….2 Kiwi’s and a banana?

      Reply

  10. Cyberats

    June 14, 2015 at 19:44

    Want some more WANG ! It was so funny.

    Reply

  11. Cyberats

    June 14, 2015 at 19:47

    Ancient Chinese Secret !

    Reply

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