Right now, it’s just a few minutes to 5pm (CET!) and you’re eagerly sitting, staring at your screen, waiting for this blasted Grand Theft Auto V trailer to go live. And it will; just give it a moment.
Right now, what you’re busy staring at is likely a black block that says there’s no information associated with this video ID or something quite similar.. but trust us, at 5PM CET/4PP UK/ 8AM PDT/11AM ET today the thing will go live, you’ll refresh the page and you’ll get to watch what is quite probably one of the best trailers you’ve ever seen.
Or perhaps not. That was pretty underwhelming, if you ask me. What do you think?
Or the YouTube version
Last Updated: August 29, 2013
OVG
August 29, 2013 at 16:38
Skyrim will always be the best trailer that I have ever seen.
But then again, maybe that will all change 20 minutes from now 🙂
Grant Hancock
August 29, 2013 at 16:48
Nah boet… the best trailer, will always be a Venter !
OVG
August 29, 2013 at 16:50
LOL with 4 wheels 🙂
Jonah Cash
August 29, 2013 at 16:57
I personally prefer this one….
OVG
August 29, 2013 at 16:57
TIA 🙂
OVG
August 29, 2013 at 16:59
Jonah Cash
August 29, 2013 at 17:00
Was just about to ask what the hell TIA is!!! Hahaha
Mike
August 29, 2013 at 16:59
Page refresh. Almost. Come on hype train.
A 2 Brute?
August 29, 2013 at 17:00
Beer in hand? Check. Pizza? Check. Hoping for awesome things to happen right now when I click refresh? Check!
A 2 Brute?
August 29, 2013 at 17:07
Sadly the only awesome thing to happen was that I had a beer to drink. What a disappointing trailer indeed.
Sargon
August 29, 2013 at 19:17
^ Brilliant. Which beer, sir?
A 2 Brute?
August 30, 2013 at 08:52
A Black Label, I’m partial to a good zamalek every once in a while 🙂
Gavin Mannion
August 29, 2013 at 17:01
1 minute? That’s not enough.. I need more
OVG
August 29, 2013 at 17:02
Lots of explosions. But Ill wait for the internet loons to check every single frame for easter eggs or hints.
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
August 29, 2013 at 17:03
That was one heck of an underwhelming trailer, you ask me.
Rudi
August 29, 2013 at 17:04
I totally agree, expected waaay more 🙁
A 2 Brute?
August 29, 2013 at 17:05
I agree, only thing I enjoyed was…. THE MINIGUN!!!
Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)
August 29, 2013 at 17:12
They could have had way better background music!
Gavin Mannion
August 29, 2013 at 17:16
They could have had a way better trailer
Vampyre Squirrel
August 30, 2013 at 08:43
It could have been way longer too
Blackhawk
August 29, 2013 at 18:53
The “meh” is strong with this one.
Someone needs to send them a link to the Witcher 3 “Killing Monsters” trailer.
Jonah Cash
August 29, 2013 at 17:04
Was that it???????????? Really???????
flmboy
August 29, 2013 at 17:05
Really? That is the “Official” trailer?
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
August 29, 2013 at 17:12
*shrugs* After that last multiplayer one, they do this? I don;t understand Rockstar sometimes.
Sargon
August 29, 2013 at 19:23
The thing with Rockstar is.. once they give you something decidedly AWESOME, they suffer from “imagination hangover”. This occurs when too much “imagination” has been consumed in the “real world market economy” and results in an immediate case of complete and utter “meh”. “Meh” is a chemical compound (highly addictive and usually associated with cutting costs) routinely consumed by “Shareholders” and other weird fauna (i.e. moles). Which explains the general short sighted, narrow scoped, and unimaginative shit I just witnessed in the trailer above.
Jacques du Preez
August 29, 2013 at 17:08
That was decidedly meh
Daniel Keevy
August 29, 2013 at 17:33
It reminds me of a legitimate movie trailer. Maybe they are trying to plug the story angle?
Umar Kiiroi Senk?
August 29, 2013 at 17:44
ok
darkNostalgia
August 29, 2013 at 17:53
This is awesome. Showing off amazing voice acting, real character emotion. A minigun and full bullet proof armour is AMAZING. I want ballistic armour and a big shotgun with a freeway and I’ll be happy for at least 30 hours.
SaintsRowLee
August 29, 2013 at 18:48
Well… Okay… Meh…
Sargon
August 29, 2013 at 19:14
So this probably maybe kinda isn’t coming to PC? Now I’m weirdly okay with that. I will have Rome II and The Witcher 3 to console me.
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 29, 2013 at 21:22
Console you – pun intended?
Sargon
August 29, 2013 at 21:31
I really wanted to pat myself on the back for that little pun. But I just couldn’t be that guy. Thanks for at least pointing it out. 😉
Willem Swanepoel
August 29, 2013 at 19:41
Still a better love story than Twilight
Marc O Polo
August 29, 2013 at 21:27
the previous 2 vids were gameplay/online reveals, this is a trailer… there is a big difference! so relax everyone!
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 30, 2013 at 07:41
Cool
Hammersteyn
August 30, 2013 at 08:33
Very clever. Love the music and the trailer is just bait you see. Show as little as possible to make us even more hungrier.
Tbone187
September 2, 2013 at 15:22
Typical GTA…no amount of mini games of golf, cycling and whatever else can save this franchise it would seem…You’ve played one, you’ve played them all…