What, were you expecting the ION post at 4PM? Testicles to that idea, we got something better! Grand Theft Auto V hits shelves in September, and we’ve still yet to see even a shred of gameplay. Until today that is.
The video will be up in a few magical minutes, thanks to the dark sorcery of embed coding. Which leaves you just enough time to go get some popcorn. And grab some for me while you’re at it.
I’m writing this way before 4PM, so I’m going to take a guesstimation and say that the footage above contains examples of three-way play between the protagonists, car chases, destruction, violence and the easy way to get a refund from a hooker.
Last Updated: July 9, 2013
Rags
July 9, 2013 at 15:54
Tuned in.
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
July 9, 2013 at 15:59
What? No ION???
Thats it!!!
*LEAVES*
Trevor Davies
July 9, 2013 at 16:09
We’ve finally run out of hot people to ogle on the internet! Noooooooo!
Major Commodore 64 Darryn B
July 9, 2013 at 16:13
NEVER! 16:30pm, is your ION time.
Lardus
July 9, 2013 at 16:27
You have failed me for the last time!
Airborne
July 9, 2013 at 16:27
LETS GET REAAADYYY TO GRUUUUMMMMBBBBBLLLLLEEEEE!!!!!!!
Khulani Ndlovu
July 9, 2013 at 15:59
Ah there is no video here, c’mon i was on the edge of the seat rubbing my hands like Birdman, 😉
Gavin Mannion
July 9, 2013 at 16:01
click refresh.. it’s coming
Khulani Ndlovu
July 9, 2013 at 16:17
Great just found some awesomeness here, i think i’m going to time travel for this one, September is too far for me, #drooling 😛
ElimiNathan
July 9, 2013 at 16:00
…..Come on come on
RinceWind
July 9, 2013 at 16:02
Starts pulling hair our, Thunk, Thunk, THUNK…
Draco Lusus
July 9, 2013 at 16:07
What game is this?! Looks so funky, so fresh! Never seen game play like this before!
Unavengedavo
July 9, 2013 at 16:08
Speaking of PopcORN and IONs… I feel that certain IONs are somehow related to PopcORN…
Trevor Davies
July 9, 2013 at 16:11
Sometimes they make you cry, onIONs :/
DarthofZA
July 9, 2013 at 16:09
WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT !!!!!!!!
Rags
July 9, 2013 at 16:10
Yay! Character models have finally breached 3 digit poly’s!
Yolanda Green
July 9, 2013 at 16:10
Awwww yissssss, sniping <3!
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
July 10, 2013 at 07:42
Strange, always figured you as an assault type
Yolanda Green
July 10, 2013 at 11:09
I’m really an smg’er. I love fast pace play, rushing etc. But my second love in any shooter is sniping, was my favourite in Far Cry 3 😀 Assault just isn’t the same without an AK-47.
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
July 10, 2013 at 11:11
AK ftbw
Kobus Nel
July 10, 2013 at 12:57
Nah, there’s nothing like driving up to a scene in GTA4 (SP and in MP), smashing that window with your elbow and start the fight off with a drive-by, followed by some fast car chasing, run-and-gun action. Also in MP when a car full of players that banned together, eats my rocket haha 🙂
ElimiNathan
July 9, 2013 at 16:11
OMF…. It looks gooooooood
Zubayr Bhyat
July 9, 2013 at 16:12
That looks VERY good indeed. Will there be co-op? 🙂
Umar Kiiroi Senk?
July 9, 2013 at 16:18
Don’t like GTA but hot damn…makes you wana slap a hooker
Spathi
July 9, 2013 at 16:19
Before the reveal, I was like meh, more “cousin, let’s go bowling”.
Super super amped for this now. Booked my ticket on the hype train!
JHN
July 9, 2013 at 16:22
Sht im still just not amped for this. Sorry guys I will take the verbal abuse that coming
Jonah Cash
July 9, 2013 at 16:29
I’m amped and I don’t even like GTA games!!!
JHN
July 9, 2013 at 16:32
Its just that I know i will buy it, play it for an hour do the first two missions get bored, then start running people over or picking up hookers, then start shooting random masses of civilians to see how long i can survive before the cops kill me.
Then ill be completely bored and spend the rest of the week wondering why the hell I spent the money on it.
Jonah Cash
July 9, 2013 at 16:25
Haven’t played a GTA since number 2, but this looks awesome!! Planning missions with all 3 your guys and then being able to switch between them and the AI still plays the guys that you aren’t that is next level shit right there!!! I thought it would be 3 different stories for the 3 guys and you will play their missions separate but this, this looks soooooo cool!!! And so much fun!!!
Gavin Mannion
July 9, 2013 at 16:28
Holy crap did you see that online tease?
ElimiNathan
July 9, 2013 at 16:31
Ye dude that was not a funny way to end the video, left me drooling
jac7
July 9, 2013 at 16:36
Did…did…did I…did I just watch gaming porn?
DarthofZA
July 9, 2013 at 17:27
Rule #34
Kobus Nel
July 10, 2013 at 12:50
I…I think you’re right. I think I had a nerdgasm… 😮
ianmin
July 9, 2013 at 16:50
Leg in toilet scene FTW! HAHA!
Slade Boender
July 9, 2013 at 18:48
Diveristy, an old wooden ship.
jozilife
July 9, 2013 at 19:28
Been playing the GTA series since i was a kid ever since GTA2 came out on the PS1…its incredible to see such a franchise grow into a mammoth creation that Rockstar have moulded and cared for so well after all these years.
Cant WAIT to play this game, they really have out done themselves once again.
matthurstrsa
July 9, 2013 at 20:40
This looks like all epic games ever all rolled into 1.
HellFire
July 9, 2013 at 21:11
I cannot believe how detailed and complex this game is for current gen.
Just shows you what you can do with a game when you take your time with it.
Rockstar FTW!!!!!!!!
Argentil
July 9, 2013 at 21:40
I was really impressed by this trailer. Good job earning your hype back, Rock*
ALKi1234
July 10, 2013 at 01:02
it all looks all fun and games….but when you bring in driving it all changes…..then it becomes just another GTA i have played before.and thus i can NOT change my mind that TLOU is the game of
the year PERIOD!
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
July 10, 2013 at 07:49
O_O
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
July 10, 2013 at 08:26
This looks awesome!
Brady miaau
July 10, 2013 at 08:49
No, no, the Chris Roberts Space thingy looks awesome. This is another level, beyond awesome, out the other side. And still accelarating
And I do no think the video is an unfair reflection of the game, te developers have a great track record.
Ok, maybe the hype got to me a little.
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
July 10, 2013 at 09:09
heh. No ways is this better than Star Citizen 🙂 But close enough I guess 😛
Brady miaau
July 10, 2013 at 12:08
I think, after a two hour tech demo, that you are right.. Sci-fi, space ships, the pew, pew.
Remember Free Lancer, upgrade your ships, buy new ships. And the mods. Babylon 5, fly a White Star (ok, cannot dock it in space stations!) and Star Trek and stuff. Star Wars. Sigh.
Kobus Nel
July 10, 2013 at 13:24
Yup, from what I’ve heard from our SC clan guy I spoke with on TS last night when he told me more about Star Citizen, I really can’t wait for it. Will be the best game of… EVER!
Brady miaau
July 10, 2013 at 08:44
Ok, I am not impressed Darryn. I was not going to get this. Why? Played GTA 3 a bit. Fun to do stuff, did not play story.
But wow. Now I must get this!
What have you DONE?
Major Commodore 64 Darryn B
July 10, 2013 at 08:56
It’s all…part of the plan.
Brady miaau
July 10, 2013 at 12:07
good plan
TiMsTeR1033
July 10, 2013 at 10:36
See that is why I wont play saints row! GTA is always gonna be way better!
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
July 10, 2013 at 11:56
This lone video convinced me to preorder…. well…the price drop at Kalahari,com helped too LOL
Kobus Nel
July 10, 2013 at 12:44
This looks amazeballz! Just sad we probably won’t see it on PC before 2014. So unfair.