Sometimes, I don’t want a challenge in my games. Hell, I want it to be easier than taking candy from a baby, provided said baby didn’t have such a damn-strong iron grip. That’s where the Dynasty Warrior formula of games come in. They’re easy enough: You pick a fighter and mow your way through countless hordes of enemies, feeling like a god in the process. A rather ridiculous god that is, thanks to the devil fruit abilities in One Piece Pirate Warriors 3.
GOMU GOMU NO NEW DETAILS PISTOL! Right now, you’re probably wondering who these characters are that have been mentioned in the headline above. And I’ll gladly tell you! Now stop struggling with the door, I’ve already locked it tight.
- Whitebeard – Edward Newgate, also known as “Whitebeard” was the captain of the Whitebeard Pirates and was known as “The Strongest Man in the World” after Gol D. Roger’s death. Wields the powers of the Gura Gura no Mi devil fruit, which made him a Quake man.
- Marco – Marco the Phoenix is the 1st division commander of the Whitebeard Pirates. Marco is able to transform into a phoenix, thanks to the powers of the Mythical Zoan-type devil fruit that he ate.
- Kizaru – A Marine Admiral, Kizaru ate the Pika Pika no Mi devil fruit, which grant him Logia-level control over the element of light.
- Akainu – The current Marine Fleet Admiral, Akainu can transform and manipulate magma thanks to his Magu Magu no Mi devil fruit abilties
- Garp – Marine Vice Admiral. Stronger than the entire weights section at your local Brakpan gym
Yeah, I dig silly games like this. One Piece Pirate Warriors 3 is out on PlayStation consoles later this year. Now to go see if I can find a devil fruit and get some powers of my own. If you’re keen on catching up on One Piece, there is of course an anime adaptation. It’s about one bazillion episodes long, and stars the mentally deficient rubber man Monkey D. Luffy in his quest to be the pirate king. It is of course, wonderfully ridiculous.
Last Updated: March 20, 2015
Admiral Chief
March 20, 2015 at 13:37
All those fake Admirals
Admiral Chief
March 20, 2015 at 13:39
Also, dafuq did I just watch?
Dutch Matrix
March 20, 2015 at 13:40
Nope. Just Nope
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Hammersteyn
March 20, 2015 at 13:43
Put the shirt back?
Dutch Matrix
March 20, 2015 at 13:45
I’ll just throw my poop at it…
Hammersteyn
March 20, 2015 at 13:54
Make sure the poops from a night after drinking Tequila
Admiral Chief
March 20, 2015 at 14:00
Flaming poops!
Admiral Chief
March 20, 2015 at 13:53
Burn the house down?
Dutch Matrix
March 20, 2015 at 13:59
More like burn the planet down.
Jivesh Hanoomaun
March 20, 2015 at 14:04
Just gimme Sabo, Doffy, Shanks, Mr.2 and Barto as playable characters.
Rosinante Donquixote
March 21, 2015 at 05:13
Yep~ I feel the same. But add Bellamy to the list~ XD
Jivesh Hanoomaun
March 22, 2015 at 13:31
Kami-sama! Bellamy would epic. I wonder how they’d add his Spring powers.
Rosinante Donquixote
March 22, 2015 at 17:36
It would not matter how they did it, it would be amazing! XD I picture him being super cheap… Like Marco!
Jivesh Hanoomaun
March 22, 2015 at 20:18
Or Enel
Rosinante Donquixote
March 23, 2015 at 01:27
Oh gosh. He was so odd to use, but very cheap. XD
Jivesh Hanoomaun
March 23, 2015 at 10:12
Incredibly fun to use.
BurnZ
March 20, 2015 at 15:22
what……. Ok so its you against a world of cannon fodder? seems legit (have not seen the anime don’t judge)
Michael Matusowsky
March 20, 2015 at 17:26
It’s also being released on steam (PC release). Confirmed. Not just PS4 :).