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Win amazing prizes with Lazygamer.net’s Last Stand and Splinter Cell

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LastStand

I love my milestones, and today is yet another one of those incredible milestones in the history of Lazygamer. Today we officially become indie game developers with the release of our very first game called Lazygamer.net Last Stand.

And what makes it even better is that our great friends over at Ubisoft are celebrating this event with us by giving you guys the chance to win some incredible prizes simply by playing games.

Since you guys and girls are all gamers this should be a cinch, so this is how we are planning for things to work out. Ubisoft has given us a bunch of Splinter Cell: Blacklist prizes and we are going to start giving them away to the person who can get the highest score on the game before we clear the boards and start again.

I won’t ruin the surprise by telling you everything that we have to give away but it does include a gun, clothing, games and more so get cracking.

To kick off the competition I’m going to put up my favourite of the group as the first prize. It’s not the most valuable but this jacket is sure to get you all the ladies (or men) so get those fingers ready and let’s see who is the very best game player in the community.

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The controls are easy,

  • W – Move Forward
  • S – Move Backward
  • A – Move Left
  • D – Move Right
  • Mouse Aim
  • Left Click – Shoot
  • Right Click – Cloak (we did this just to annoy mac users)

Score is calculated by adding up how many (bad guys you kill – innocent deaths)* accuracy = high score – So don’t go shooting crazy.

It’s our first game we’ve ever officially released so please let us know what you think and a huge thanks to Ricardo De Oliveira and Designwave for putting all the effort.

That’s it! Simply click here to show us your stuff

Oh and don’t forget to pre-order you copy of Splinter Cell: Blacklist because they’re awesome and the game looks great.

Last Updated: August 13, 2013

100 Comments

  1. Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer

    August 13, 2013 at 10:48

    TOP SCORE!!!

    Reply

    • Gavin Mannion

      August 13, 2013 at 10:51

      Not a bad score either…

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer

        August 13, 2013 at 10:54

        🙂
        Loving the cloak troll

        Reply

      • LordCaptainAwesomeness

        August 13, 2013 at 10:57

        Unlike Brenda 🙂

        Reply

        • Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer

          August 13, 2013 at 10:57

          Indeed

          Reply

      • Skyblue

        August 13, 2013 at 11:37

        Pretty addictive and the 30 sec time limit is a great idea… but those damn EA execs are always running into the line of fire!

        Off subject quick, I sent through an e-mail to you with my details for the Razer Comp, just want to confirm you received it?

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        • Gavin Mannion

          August 13, 2013 at 11:40

          when did you send it? Razer should have sent out the prizes already

          Reply

          • Skyblue

            August 13, 2013 at 11:50

            Last week when the winners were posted I used the Contact Details section to send you an e-mail.

          • Gavin Mannion

            August 13, 2013 at 11:52

            Ah that would have been sent to Zoe then… if you don’t get it by Friday drop me an email gavin @ lazygamer.net

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            August 13, 2013 at 12:00

            Have the gamecom t-shirts gone out yet?

          • Gavin Mannion

            August 13, 2013 at 12:00

            Nope I’ve just followed up again today to find where they are

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            August 13, 2013 at 12:03

            Thanks 🙂

          • Skyblue

            August 13, 2013 at 12:03

            Thanks!

    • Hammersteyn

      August 13, 2013 at 10:55

      Not for long 🙂

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer

        August 13, 2013 at 10:57

        Bring it on Hammer

        Reply

    • The Green Min-tern

      August 13, 2013 at 10:57

      Sorry Admiral, I’ve demoted you (for now) 🙂

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer

        August 13, 2013 at 11:09

        So I see, hmmmm

        Reply

  2. Mujeeb Lambarey

    August 13, 2013 at 11:07

    Brilliant idea! I totally stink though

    Reply

  3. Umar Kiiroi Senk?

    August 13, 2013 at 11:12

    playing with a mouse pad is really really hard, on the day I forgot my mouse at home

    Reply

    • RinceThisandholiday

      August 13, 2013 at 11:40

      Hahahah! Oh man 🙂

      Reply

      • Umar Kiiroi Senk?

        August 13, 2013 at 11:47

        Where you been? You gots high score yet?

        Reply

        • RinceThisandholiday

          August 13, 2013 at 11:56

          Was on holiday matey! My highest so far (played about 5 games) is 15,000 so far. You?

          Reply

          • Umar Kiiroi Senk?

            August 13, 2013 at 12:56

            25000 with my mousepad, dammit. and oh yes! well lucky you…I’m jelly…..:(

        • RinceThisandholiday

          August 13, 2013 at 12:56

          What’s with the down votes? You piss someone off?

          Reply

          • Umar Kiiroi Senk?

            August 13, 2013 at 12:57

            yup, some xbox trolls lol so now there is this random person that keeps calling me a sony fanboy lol gotta loves the internet

          • Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer

            August 13, 2013 at 12:59

            SHADDAP YOU FANBOI!

            …oops, used my real account

            😛

          • Umar Kiiroi Senk?

            August 13, 2013 at 13:02

            LOL I knew it was you!! your secrets have been revealed

    • Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer

      August 13, 2013 at 14:47

      If you play with mouse pad then you are doing it wrong. Try actual mouse or track/touch-pad. Mouse pad won’t get you far

      Reply

  4. Sargon

    August 13, 2013 at 11:16

    Tricky!

    Reply

  5. Jonah Cash

    August 13, 2013 at 11:16

    Will be the first game that I try on PC for more than 10 years…. What is that mouse thing you are talking about??? My laptop doesn’t have one of those….

    Reply

  6. MacMeister998

    August 13, 2013 at 11:30

    Damn I can’t get past 15000

    Reply

  7. N@te

    August 13, 2013 at 11:33

    thanks for throwing my productivity right out the window

    Reply

  8. Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer

    August 13, 2013 at 11:35

    Oh wait, killing the suits does NOT give you bonus points…ahhhhh, now I see

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      August 13, 2013 at 11:37

      It’s already up to 50000?

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer

        August 13, 2013 at 11:37

        Yeah

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          August 13, 2013 at 11:46

          Done and done 🙂

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          • Sargon

            August 13, 2013 at 11:51

            55 thousand now!

          • Hammersteyn

            August 13, 2013 at 11:57

            Yup you’re way to good. I will try later again.

  9. RinceThisandholiday

    August 13, 2013 at 11:40

    There goes 90% of the people who comment on here’s jobs! 🙂

    Reply

  10. Hammersteyn

    August 13, 2013 at 11:46

    A couple of tips. If you miss a single shot, kill yourself(Not literally). Accuracy is everything for a high score. Count your shots! 1 for the small grey guy two for the red and three for the big guys. Hunt the big ones. Big ones = profit. Most of it seems random as well. The number of shots that appear as well as the number of enemies. Also look out for that damn jeep. It blocks your shots which means you need to crawl to the right and left of the damn screen to shoot enemies.

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    • Gavin Mannion

      August 13, 2013 at 11:51

      Wow… a How To Guide already for our first game :).. and yeah you pretty much nailed it.

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        August 13, 2013 at 11:56

        Hehe just trying to give everyone a chance. Didn’t feel like working anyways.

        Reply

    • Sargon

      August 13, 2013 at 11:56

      Agree. Although I tend to try and weave in front of the truck. Staying behind it means longer distance shots, means more chance to miss. Just pin them back in the corners. You can tell who is shooting at you from the type of bullets they fire at you. Rockets = 3 shots return, double bullet = 2 shots return, 1 bullet = 1 shot return.

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      • Hammersteyn

        August 13, 2013 at 11:57

        Will try thanks 🙂

        Reply

  11. ElNicko

    August 13, 2013 at 11:53

    Dare I ask , whats the High score sitting at, at the moment ??

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    • Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

      August 13, 2013 at 11:56

      lots. about…53K right now, I think.

      Reply

      • ElNicko

        August 13, 2013 at 12:00

        RIGHT , so my paltry 10K is No where near the level……Damnit Work !!

        Reply

    • Gavin Mannion

      August 13, 2013 at 11:59

      You can see it when you submit yours 😉

      Reply

      • ElNicko

        August 13, 2013 at 12:01

        Thanks Gavin.

        Reply

  12. Mossel

    August 13, 2013 at 11:53

    OMFG! This game reminds me so much of Crimsonland!!

    Reply

    • Skyblue

      August 13, 2013 at 12:04

      Now that was one wickedly addictive piece of software

      Reply

  13. RinceThisandholiday

    August 13, 2013 at 11:58

    Why no arrow usage!? I’m left handed (I know, cursed in more ways than one) and I look like a total spaz with my arms! Well, I look like a puzzled T-Rex actually…

    Reply

    • Gavin Mannion

      August 13, 2013 at 11:59

      bah every complains… can’t please everyone..

      I can’t take this abuse anymore.. Last Stand 2 is cancelled. I’m taking my money and running

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        August 13, 2013 at 12:00

        Adding it to the T-Shirts money? LOL

        Reply

        • RinceThisandholiday

          August 13, 2013 at 12:00

          JUST said something similar 😉

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          • Gavin Mannion

            August 13, 2013 at 12:01

            you mean game development money AMIRITE

            I’ve emailed the printers again… starting to panic along with you

          • RinceThisandholiday

            August 13, 2013 at 12:04

            Nah Gav, you got it wrong. You need to do a Molenux, we’ve been promised something, make another promise, then run for the hills!

      • RinceThisandholiday

        August 13, 2013 at 12:00

        YOUR money? You fucker, pretty sure there is some of MY money in your pocket too! HAHAHAH!

        Reply

      • Spathi

        August 13, 2013 at 12:00

        I’ll start the online petition for revised controls!

        Reply

    • Spathi

      August 13, 2013 at 12:02

      Paid DLC coming later today…

      Reply

      • RinceThisandholiday

        August 13, 2013 at 12:03

        Won’t be leaving my seat!

        Reply

    • Sargon

      August 13, 2013 at 12:42

      I feel like my choices in this game aren’t adequately reflected in the ending. Way to go Mass Effect 3, Lazygamer. Pssssht. 😛

      Reply

    • Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer

      August 13, 2013 at 12:44

      RAWWWR

      Reply

    • Stavey

      August 13, 2013 at 13:08

      You can use the arrow keys (for the lefties) and spacebar for cloaking (for the Mac users).

      Reply

  14. RinceThisandholiday

    August 13, 2013 at 12:01

    It’s games like this that are sinking the industry. Too much focused on a typical cut-and-past game. Way too much focus on gameplay, the over sexualization of the jeep too. It sickens me to the core.

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    • Hammersteyn

      August 13, 2013 at 12:03

      Still better than COD

      Reply

    • Gavin Mannion

      August 13, 2013 at 12:03

      WIN.. also believe it or not the innocents used to be ladies until I told them to change it.. couldn’t take the abuse 😉

      Reply

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      August 13, 2013 at 12:03

      And it’s free, how is Gavin supposed to afford his 2nd Lambo 🙁

      Reply

    • Sargon

      August 13, 2013 at 12:41

      Lol.

      Reply

  15. Mossel

    August 13, 2013 at 12:03

    OK so Im just gonna blaim my dismal score on sticky keys, a bad hp mouse and no mousepad!

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    • Hammersteyn

      August 13, 2013 at 12:05

      It’s random I tell you. Some times it’s suits running around and some times its fat guys. Patience if very rewarding. Miss once and kiss your high score goodbye.

      Reply

      • Sargon

        August 13, 2013 at 12:45

        At least there is no Auction House to buy gear to increase fire rate, accuracy, chance of magic fat guy appearance. 😛

        Reply

        • Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer

          August 13, 2013 at 12:47

          Now you’ve done it! You’ve given them ideas! Way to spoil it for everyone.

          Dammit Sargon, GO TO THE NAUGHTY BAD CORNER!!!

          Reply

          • Sargon

            August 13, 2013 at 12:48

            I feel like I’m always in the naughty bad corner. 🙁

          • Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer

            August 13, 2013 at 12:51

            And there you must remain until all these FILTHY ideas have gone from thee my brother

          • Sargon

            August 13, 2013 at 12:52

            Can I still try to get the high score in the game, though? I’m sure my wifi extends to the corner?

          • Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer

            August 13, 2013 at 12:55

            I don’t know man, its a serious offence. And as parent I must maintain the punishment else I would set double standards.

            So.

            You. Corner. Now.

            Until you renounce your bad bad words and thoughts, you must stay there. No WiFi, no smartphone, and no toilet break.

          • Sargon

            August 13, 2013 at 12:57

            I appeal to the Community Moderator for a second opinion! This is an injustice! An INJUSTICE, I say! Denying someone wifi is like.. denying me my basic human rights! I shall not be subjected to criminal abuse! You’re just upset about your scores! I can see the truth!

          • Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer

            August 13, 2013 at 12:59

            Appeal all you want. A crime has been committed.

            Punishment is due. RENOUNCE YOUR WAYS.

            And no, very proud of your score, if you scored horribly you would have gotten the whip AND the corner

          • Sargon

            August 13, 2013 at 13:06

            The scores just keep going up! Ridiculous. Don’t people have JOBS?! 😛

    • Unavengedavo

      August 14, 2013 at 13:11

      The question is, why are your keys sticky?

      Reply

      • Mossel

        August 14, 2013 at 14:10

        lol, so yeah that was a bad choice of words…

        Reply

  16. Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer

    August 13, 2013 at 12:14

    I used to be productive, then my knee took a last stand

    Reply

  17. Sargon

    August 13, 2013 at 12:41

    This is literally my most unproductive day in a month. I’m addicted. 😛

    Reply

  18. ALKi1234

    August 13, 2013 at 13:38

    I just don’t c myself getting those high scores.

    Reply

  19. Hammersteyn

    August 13, 2013 at 13:50

    70000????? I’m out

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    • Vampyre Squirrel

      August 13, 2013 at 13:53

      I haven’t even started… my boss is now within 10m of me and can see my screen 🙁

      Reply

    • Gavin Mannion

      August 13, 2013 at 14:02

      yea that’s blown my mind… thinking of ways to make it easier for those less skilled to win moving forward

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        August 13, 2013 at 14:08

        What’s the top score the makers achieved?

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        • Gavin Mannion

          August 13, 2013 at 14:51

          33 000 was about the limit we reached.

          Reply

          • Hammersteyn

            August 13, 2013 at 15:08

            LOL noobs

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            August 13, 2013 at 15:09

            Your scores are going to magically disappear me thinks

      • Sargon

        August 13, 2013 at 14:11

        Can’t you eliminate winners – so they can’t play for prizes again? Or.. I dunno. 😛

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        • Gavin Mannion

          August 13, 2013 at 14:51

          Yeah that is one option… today it’s a pure best gamer win I think.. then we are going to try some other funky options I think.. will see what the beer decides

          Reply

    • Sargon

      August 13, 2013 at 14:10

      Holy craziness. I need to beat this when I get home! Madness!

      Reply

    • Vampyre Squirrel

      August 13, 2013 at 14:52

      I’m hitting 40k now

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        August 13, 2013 at 15:08

        Nice!

        Reply

  20. Vampyre Squirrel

    August 13, 2013 at 15:07

    @lazygamers:disqus when would the scores be reset?

    Reply

    • Gavin Mannion

      August 13, 2013 at 16:14

      We’re very professional around here… so honestly I have no idea :)..

      I’m guessing tomorrow morning and then we’ll post a new competition

      Reply

  21. Rock789

    August 14, 2013 at 08:13

    Nice one guys and gals of Lazygamer. That is a freakin’ shweet, bloody addictive piece of software you have there! Will try submitting an all conquering score shortly… But will probably fail miserably and keep chipping away at that goal post… Kinda reminds me of Dark Souls like that. 🙂

    Reply

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