The Division is out next week. It’s a game we’re all pretty excited about playing. Some of us ((like me!) want to tackle the game’s PVE stuff alone, or with a carefully curated group of friends that doesn’t include Darryn. Others want to get in to the tense Dark Zone stuff, in the misguided hopes that other players on the internet can actually be decent human beings.
You should be excited to – because it’s one of the freshest and most exciting things to come out of Ubisoft in ages. To celebrate its launch next week, we’re giving away a hamper of The Division stuff to a lucky reader.
Here’s what you could win:
- T-shirt
- Survival kit
- Cloth patch
- Post it notes
- Beanie
- Stress ball
- Hoodie
- Copy of the game on console of choice.
Check it out:
As per usual, there are terms and conditions.
[learn_more caption=”Ts & Cs”] The prize is not transferable and there is no cash alternative. The promoter’s decision is final in all matters and no correspondence will be entered into. The promoter reserves the right (a) to add to or waive any rules on reasonable notice (b) cancel or postpone the promotion at any stage in the event of circumstances beyond its reasonable control; or (c) in its reasonable discretion to substitute a prize of equal or greater value. If a prize remains unclaimed after reasonable efforts have been made to contact the winner the promoter will be entitled to dispose of the prize as it sees fit without any liability to the winner for having done so. The promoter reserves the right to alter, amend or foreclose the promotion without prior notice. Also, Darryn is a bloody agent! [/learn_more]All you have to do to enter though, is fill in this form. Winners will be drawn on 11 March. Competition is only open to those within South Africa. The losers will be left in the Dark Zone with potato guns – AND NO BEANIES.
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Last Updated: March 4, 2016
Commander Admiral Chief
March 4, 2016 at 13:01
No PC?
Or are we getting separate competition??….???
Guild
March 4, 2016 at 13:03
There is already one on the FB page. Keep up man
Commander Admiral Chief
March 4, 2016 at 13:04
Seriously, I would waste my time on FB?
HAHAHAHA, bloody agent indeed
Guild
March 4, 2016 at 13:04
Only reason I know is cause they mentioned it on Twitter 😛
Pariah
March 4, 2016 at 13:05
Yup. Same.
Commander Admiral Chief
March 4, 2016 at 13:12
xD
Raptor Rants
March 4, 2016 at 13:12
which he also doesn’t use lol
Commander Admiral Chief
March 4, 2016 at 13:12
Hahahaha
Guild
March 4, 2016 at 13:07
Only 16 people entered so far for the steam key. Chances with Random.Org much higher
Commander Admiral Chief
March 4, 2016 at 13:16
*lower
HvR
March 4, 2016 at 13:41
By tomorrow morning it will seven hundred and sixty nine eight hundred and
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 4, 2016 at 13:04
On what? O_o
RinceThis
March 4, 2016 at 13:19
That place where you gather friends like pokemon balls or something
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 4, 2016 at 13:24
Oh, that place where people from school you don’t give a shit about are called your friends. That sounds like way too much effort for so little interest.
RinceThis
March 4, 2016 at 13:25
Then, now this may come as a bit of a shocker, DON’T FUCKING ADD THEM. 😛
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 4, 2016 at 13:27
WELL THEN IT’S POINTLESS ISN’T IT.
RinceThis
March 4, 2016 at 13:28
No. You can keep up to date on the 1 1/2 friends you do have!
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 4, 2016 at 13:33
I don’t give a shit about up the minute status updates on their lives, I’m perfectly happy with: “are you alive yes/no? yes. cool, remind me again in a week.”
Greylingad[CNFRMD]
March 4, 2016 at 13:37
I hate it when you see a news feed, something reserved for important notices, like the cure to cancer or the advancement in tech to allow us to simulate the work around for a wormhole or the death defying escape of a political leader from being crucified and torched in public, is filled with pictures of some idiots lunch, or the selfies they take, assuring everyone that, in the last 30 seconds, their faces managed to contract in ways that would make a duck hunter run out of ammunition…
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 4, 2016 at 13:40
I was just thinking how scared I’d be of future tech that posts the crap I think without me actually having to pause to type it.
Like someone posts a pic of their sandwich or some ridiculous inspiration saying. OMG FOAD. No don’t post that! Well… shit.
Greylingad[CNFRMD]
March 4, 2016 at 13:45
I honestly don’t understand this duckface thing, it…I… I haven’t had words for it from when it started, and I don’t think I’ll have words for it on my deathbed…
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 4, 2016 at 13:49
Yeah that shit’s weird. I’ve never taken a selfie, what’s the point of it?
Greylingad[CNFRMD]
March 4, 2016 at 13:53
Exactly!! Why!? Why do people do it? It’s stupid! Though I must say, I saw the ex top gear team try to take a few the other day… Needless to say they eventually gave up…
Guild
March 4, 2016 at 13:02
Bloody agents everywhere
RinceThis
March 4, 2016 at 13:18
If you win this, and give it to me, I’ll join you!
RinceThis
March 4, 2016 at 13:18
If I win this I’ll play with you guys! I promise Hammer!
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 4, 2016 at 13:19
If I win I’ll give you my PS4 copy, I don’t like them either!
RinceThis
March 4, 2016 at 13:19
DICK!
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 4, 2016 at 13:21
…
RinceThis
March 4, 2016 at 13:24
Yeah, you stay down there where you belong!
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 4, 2016 at 13:25
That’s sexist, you male pig.
Hammersteyn
March 4, 2016 at 16:57
No thanks, I don’t want to be constantly keeping tabs on you planning to steal my loot 😛
Ottokie vs the forces of Evil
March 4, 2016 at 13:19
I’m a simple gamer. I see a hoodie. I enter
RinceThis
March 4, 2016 at 13:19
Rules to live by mate
Geoffrey Tim
March 4, 2016 at 13:19
PC players: We’re giving away a copy of the game on PC on Facebook. Hit this link.
https://www.facebook.com/lazygamer.net/photos/a.10150380520698962.360667.161755108961/10153636756928962/?type=3&theater
RinceThis
March 4, 2016 at 13:19
Some people have no friends so don’t use facebook Geoff…
Ottokie vs the forces of Evil
March 4, 2016 at 13:20
No, we have “real” friends
RinceThis
March 4, 2016 at 13:20
I love how some think they are mutually exclusive 😛
Ottokie vs the forces of Evil
March 4, 2016 at 13:24
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-SdwedI8JCfw/UE3s_AsuiiI/AAAAAAAAJIQ/I2u3xHn0cOM/s1600/Facebook-like-button.png
Commander Admiral Chief
March 4, 2016 at 13:21
Speaking of which, are you joining your fellow Gold Hunter tonight for some runs
Ottokie vs the forces of Evil
March 4, 2016 at 13:22
Huehueheu, how the frek did you level so much stuff so fast
Commander Admiral Chief
March 4, 2016 at 13:30
I AM SPACE NEEEEENJAAAAAAAA
Ottokie vs the forces of Evil
March 4, 2016 at 13:31
I overhauled the look of my Nova
http://cdnstatic.visualizeus.com/thumbs/2b/2d/bomb,atomic,explosion,mushroomcloud,nuclear,photo-2b2d96c9a15e341e5f70afdfa8be4e03_h.jpg
Commander Admiral Chief
March 4, 2016 at 13:34
I got a Nova now as well, base one, but I got one!
VampyreSquirrel
March 4, 2016 at 13:24
He’ll probably be on Arma or something like that 😛
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 4, 2016 at 13:34
Hello Steam list person! I mean… friend.
Ottokie vs the forces of Evil
March 4, 2016 at 13:35
“Ottokie has invited you to play Farming simulator 2015”
Commander Admiral Chief
March 4, 2016 at 13:36
I’m not friends with that Steam user
Ottokie vs the forces of Evil
March 4, 2016 at 13:36
Hahahaha, right in the virtual crop
Commander Admiral Chief
March 4, 2016 at 13:47
There is this other Yahtzee fellow that I game with though
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 4, 2016 at 13:49
*crop circles
Ottokie vs the forces of Evil
March 4, 2016 at 13:41
https://media.giphy.com/media/3rgXBsJwNSFnCROBOg/giphy.gif
Greylingad[CNFRMD]
March 4, 2016 at 13:42
That looks like Till Lindemann next to his band mates…
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 4, 2016 at 13:37
Do we harvest the grain & secure it safely against the forces of Weevil?
Ottokie vs the forces of Evil
March 4, 2016 at 13:37
Out of the ashes arrives an agricultural pun!
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 4, 2016 at 13:25
Exactly!
Commander Admiral Chief
March 4, 2016 at 13:20
That is the link to the IMAGE Geoff…
Raptor Rants
March 4, 2016 at 13:21
It’s a puzzle. A challenge. You must get there by your own skill
Commander Admiral Chief
March 4, 2016 at 13:21
(Don’t care if you fixed it afterwards, twit)
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 4, 2016 at 13:22
YOU’RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!
RinceThis
March 4, 2016 at 13:29
hahahahahahaahahahah
VampyreSquirrel
March 4, 2016 at 13:24
If I win, someone will get a PS4 copy of the game.
RinceThis
March 4, 2016 at 13:25
Yay!
Ottokie vs the forces of Evil
March 4, 2016 at 13:27
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Jay-Sprays-Manny-With-Water-Bottle-Modern-Family.gif
RinceThis
March 4, 2016 at 13:28
bewhahahahaha man I love this show
Ottokie vs the forces of Evil
March 4, 2016 at 13:29
I need to start watching it again. Seems there are a lot of new episodes
VampyreSquirrel
March 4, 2016 at 13:48
You’d think his name was “Someone Reay” and not Nick Reay
Commander Admiral Chief
March 4, 2016 at 13:32
A very loyal friend has entered for me on FB.
WHAT A TROOPER!!!
Jan Prins
March 4, 2016 at 13:51
Is his name Gary?
Guild
March 4, 2016 at 15:08
Seriously….This is rigged. Your proxy on FB won
Commander Admiral Chief
March 4, 2016 at 15:33
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
And he never would have entered!
Guild
March 4, 2016 at 16:19
Congrats budd. At least Sandy has someone to play with
Commander Admiral Chief
March 4, 2016 at 16:30
I have a full squad already lolz
Greylingad[CNFRMD]
March 4, 2016 at 15:09
HAHAHAH!!!! Well done Admiral!! That’s hilarious!!!!
Guild
March 4, 2016 at 15:12
The Admiral needs to stop entering now. How many times has he won?
Greylingad[CNFRMD]
March 4, 2016 at 15:14
In all honesty, I can’t contain my laughter really, that’s bloody hilarious! He probably has some form of RNG influencer!
Guild
March 4, 2016 at 15:15
I’m glad he doesn’t play Hearthstone. I’d rage quit if I played against him
Commander Admiral Chief
March 4, 2016 at 15:32
Hey Guild…..you up for a game later?
Commander Admiral Chief
March 4, 2016 at 15:35
My RNG has been good this last week. RARE Warframe drops happening, now this!
Commander Admiral Chief
March 4, 2016 at 15:36
No idea, but the last 15 times I entered I was not even on the list.
Technically, I’m STILL not on the list
HvR
March 4, 2016 at 15:39
That is it everybody grab a broom
http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Kyle-Yells-Shenanigans-On-South-Park-reaction-Gif.gif
Commander Admiral Chief
March 4, 2016 at 15:34
WHAT A TROOOOOOOOOOPER
GooseZA
March 4, 2016 at 13:37
GIMME!
Her Highness the Hipster
March 4, 2016 at 13:46
i think i need to extend my maternity leave and pretend i’m not working here anymore so that i can enter – want this hamper of STUFF!
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 4, 2016 at 13:56
You can’t – that’s clearly a man t-shirt, not a unisex.
Commander Admiral Chief
March 4, 2016 at 13:56
Damn SCHWEEEET hoodie that
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
March 4, 2016 at 13:58
I really want that beanie… 🙁
Commander Admiral Chief
March 4, 2016 at 14:03
When I win it, a part of you will
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
March 4, 2016 at 14:31
Is this why we haven’t won anything since Katie Perry? Because people think we’re two separate people instead of one AWESOME BRO?
Commander Admiral Chief
March 4, 2016 at 14:53
I’ve won about 4 times since that fateful day
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
March 4, 2016 at 15:55
WHAT? In the last 8 years I’ve only won once… ONCE!! I fear that might have been a pity win because I whined about never winning. :/
Commander Admiral Chief
March 4, 2016 at 16:31
You are IRregular
Marek Nourse
March 4, 2016 at 14:42
I hope I win…. I hope I win… I hope I win…