I’m sort of jealous of men for shaving. No, not the fact that they need to cut the hair off their face every day it they want to show skin, but that they can style their faces to fit moods or styles. Goatees, long beards, handle bar mustaches – they all can do so much to change how you look. It’s why I laugh when men who normally have beards suddenly shave and look like little boys. But really, facial hair can make you look more mature, or thinner, depending on your style. And now one of you can play with a variety of styles.
That’s right, Random.org has spoken. This Father’s Day, our very special winner already has a present – either for himself or for another man/father in his life. So, here’s the winner!
Congratulations Kelvin Millington! We will be in touch with you via email, so please check your junk mail just in case – we need to get your details ASAP so that you can get your prize in time for Father’s Day.
As for the rest of you, sorry that you didn’t get the prize. But, hopefully you’ll still have an awesome day on Sunday. I assume most of you will be adopting the “it’s never too cold to braai” approach? Whatever you do, I hope that your facial hair is groomed to your satisfaction and that you find a fun and special way to celebrate, with or without your dads, with or without kids.
The Philips Shaver series 7000 is available at selected Clicks, Dischem and online stores. Visit the Philips Facebook and Twitter pages for more information on how to take care of all dad’s grooming needs.
Last Updated: June 15, 2016
Raptor Rants
June 15, 2016 at 14:02
Yes! Not 7th!
Admiral Chief Maximum Effort
June 15, 2016 at 14:02
Dude, I’m just stoked I’m on the list again
Raptor Rants
June 15, 2016 at 14:02
looooooooooooooool
Admiral Chief Maximum Effort
June 15, 2016 at 14:03
Yeah man, it has been about 70 competitions since I was last on the list
Ottokie
June 15, 2016 at 14:03
Admiral was 2 spots away… so close!
Admiral Chief Maximum Effort
June 15, 2016 at 14:03
4+2 = SEVEN?
Ottokie
June 15, 2016 at 14:04
I can’t even math right now
Admiral Chief Maximum Effort
June 15, 2016 at 14:04
Dude, literally fell off my chair now laughing
Pariah
June 15, 2016 at 14:04
Literally can’t “even” math. 😛
Ottokie
June 15, 2016 at 14:05
I see what you did there
Pariah
June 15, 2016 at 14:05
Heh, that’s odd. 😛
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
June 15, 2016 at 14:07
You can always count on @ToshZA:disqus….. or not
Pariah
June 15, 2016 at 14:08
Dude!!! I’m not an abacus! TAKE THAT BACK!
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
June 15, 2016 at 14:04
Seems you’re on point with meth
Admiral Chief Maximum Effort
June 15, 2016 at 14:02
I’M ON THE LIST AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
Spathi
June 15, 2016 at 14:39
All 4 nothing…. See what I did there!! Hiehiehiehie
I’ll be here all week!
Ottokie
June 15, 2016 at 14:03
I have come to peace with the “rooibaard”
Greylingad[He Charges!]
June 15, 2016 at 14:04
And I with “ro…oi…a…patc..heb…aard..”
Greylingad[He Charges!]
June 15, 2016 at 14:03
Congratulations Kelvin!!
Pariah
June 15, 2016 at 14:04
Cape Town is going to have heavy rain on Sunday. We’ve already planned a roast for my gf’s dad, so we’re covered. Literally and figuratively.
Darren Peach
June 15, 2016 at 14:05
Roast as in insult the hell out of him or Lamb ?
Pariah
June 15, 2016 at 14:06
Gammon. Lamb is gross.
Darren Peach
June 15, 2016 at 14:07
Ok. I looove Lamb 😉
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
June 15, 2016 at 14:07
Same. Only meat I hate is kidney and liver
Darren Peach
June 15, 2016 at 14:08
Kidney and Liver is Yuuuuuuck.
Pariah
June 15, 2016 at 14:09
Technically neither of those are meat. Animal products, yes. But not meat. Meat = muscle. Kidney and Liver aren’t muscle. But hey, they’re delicious. Nobody makes giblets like the Porra’s either. mmmmmmm. Yummy giblets.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
June 15, 2016 at 14:10
But why sell them in pies? I hate ordering a steak pie and taking a big juicy bite out of a kidney
Admiral Chief Maximum Effort
June 15, 2016 at 14:11
S&K pies should burn in the fire
Pariah
June 15, 2016 at 14:12
But a steak pie is not a steak & kidney pie. If you order steak and get steak and kidney, you should rage. As is evident here – not everyone likes kidney. If you don’t say it, assume you don’t want it.
Darren Peach
June 15, 2016 at 14:14
Beware of pies. The only time they are acceptable is when you are on your way home from a epic night out and you stop for garage pie. Obviously there must be a respectable abount of liquid courage in your system…….
Pariah
June 15, 2016 at 14:16
Freshly made bakery pies. There’s a place in Melville – best pies I’ve ever had. Makes most conventional pies look like burnt pastry with tar as a filling. I don’t remember the name, I moved to Cape Town ages ago.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
June 15, 2016 at 14:16
Now I want pies
Pariah
June 15, 2016 at 14:17
That’s one typo away from NSFW. 😛
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
June 15, 2016 at 14:18
XD
Darren Peach
June 15, 2016 at 14:16
Or home made pies.
Pariah
June 15, 2016 at 14:17
Or those, yes. mmmmmm
Darren Peach
June 15, 2016 at 14:19
Been there. Yuck.
Admiral Chief Maximum Effort
June 15, 2016 at 14:10
Kidney and liver…..blegh
Darren Peach
June 15, 2016 at 14:04
Congrats. May you have many smooth faces.
Pariah
June 15, 2016 at 14:05
Or you know. Just one. Don’t assume he’s an alien right off the bat just because you don’t know who he is. XD
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
June 15, 2016 at 14:07
Yeah, he needs the razor badly
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Original Heretic
June 15, 2016 at 14:12
Never too cold to braai. Indoor braai for the win!
Pariah
June 15, 2016 at 14:12
This just in: man burns house down while braaing inside on Father’s Day.
Original Heretic
June 15, 2016 at 14:17
Not much of a man then if he can’t make a fire in his indoor braai area without burning the house down. Who is this noob you speak of? Sounds like he needs some serious help,
Pariah
June 15, 2016 at 14:18
Indoor braai area? You mean a stove, upon which normal people cook when inside?
Original Heretic
June 15, 2016 at 14:21
No, that’s in the kitchen. I only use that when my wife allows me to. I am, however, encouraged to braai.
Pariah
June 15, 2016 at 14:28
XD
Tiaan Pat
June 15, 2016 at 14:12
I never get onto these lists 🙁
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
June 15, 2016 at 14:13
I’m like
https://media.giphy.com/media/11hzQqLW8UGG4M/giphy.gif
Tiaan Pat
June 15, 2016 at 14:14
Pretty much
Darren Peach
June 15, 2016 at 14:28
That cat looks like it’s been sniffing glue !
DragonSpirit009
June 15, 2016 at 14:34
Congrats dude! And a pre-happy fathers day to the guys on here!
Kelvin Millington
June 15, 2016 at 14:48
Yay! 😀
Darren Peach
June 15, 2016 at 15:28
Looks like you won it just in time for a nice shave. Well done 😉
The Order of the Banana
June 15, 2016 at 15:24
I… won…? 😮
Darren Peach
June 15, 2016 at 15:26
Did you ?
The Order of the Banana
June 15, 2016 at 16:54
Nah! I only win when they want to troll me… 🙁
Darren Peach
June 15, 2016 at 15:25
AB Norris. Good god, He must be good at batting and blinking things in to reality.
Vulcha
June 15, 2016 at 16:26
Oh look. Not me. Again.